Hey Starbuck, When a pedler walks the streets he bawls out his wares.

So whats this fixation wiv jugs? Are you pour or just potty?

posted by Scott.Nasty at 7:19 pm (EST) on Jul 19, 2008

Hey You Obi': Whats the diff' tween a dachshund and a pedlar?

June the fourth B wiv yer!

posted by Scott.Nasty at 3:30 pm (EST) on Jun 4, 2008

Hi Jed

When you finish your five books, Heather would like her dressing gown back.

posted by Novak at 6:15 pm (EST) on May 25, 2008

Ho Obi:

"IMHO, your cunning stunts aren't quite as stunning as you appear to think they are. :)
May the Twenty-Fourth be with you."

Oh! You spoil all my star jokes. I think you have a cheek sending me that photo. I was expecting you here today, May Twenty fourth, may it be with u 2.

posted by Scott.Nasty at 6:03 pm (EST) on May 25, 2008

OK then! Man of steel:

What’s the difference between a policeman’s truncheon and a magician’s wand? and if that is an up todate shot of you, how come you know all the old jokes? In the pic you look like you have the body of an adonis, praps you should give it back before you make it all wrinkely!

posted by Scott.Nasty at 4:24 pm (EST) on May 18, 2008

Under the Milkwood.

Yeah! I seen! I have just checked it out and see it was written by a guy called Thomas Dillon.

I see from your publicity photo that your saber would be light. Look at the front of MY pants in MY shot. That is what it should look like.

Now then! Us genuine Jedi know one another by identifying the difference between things correctly so:

Your saber is light. What is the difference between hard and light?

posted by Scott.Nasty at 5:11 am (EST) on May 9, 2008

Hi Obi:

May the Eighth be with you too, please try to understand that it is the NINTH where I live. You lot are always a bit behind. (Ooops!)

I can’t wait for next month when you will have to think of a new salutation with the word “June” in it. That should sort the girls out!!!!!

posted by Scott.Nasty at 4:43 am (EST) on May 9, 2008

Under Milkwood??? WTF?

You may be a Jedi, but you are definatly a gay knight.

posted by Scott.Nasty at 3:22 pm (EST) on May 8, 2008

Hey You!

Are you trying to steal my image? Well rest assured, Matey, you will not steal the trusty Heather away from the Lego King. Just you try it!!!!

posted by Scott.Nasty at 6:02 pm (EST) on May 7, 2008

Hi Obienobi: (I guess polite people always leave that middle bit out!)

Yeah, May the fourth, very timely. C3PO and R2D2 are away with agent R42 at present.

Love the boots!

posted by Novak at 4:49 pm (EST) on May 5, 2008