Member: jmacaulay

Kitty Cats

When God created kitty cats,
He had no recipe;

He knew He wanted something sweet,
As sweet as sweet could be.

He started out with sugar,
Adding just a trace of spice;

Then stirred in drops of morning dew,
To keep them fresh and nice.

He thought cats should be soft to pet,
Thus he gave them coats of fur;

So they could show they were content,
He taught them how to purr.

He made for them long tails to wave,
While strutting down the walk;

Then trained them in meow-ology,
So they could do cat-talk.

He made them into acrobats,
And gave them grace and poise;

Their wide-eyed curiosity,
He took from little boys.

He put whiskers on their faces,
Gave them tiny ears for caps;

Then shaped their little bodies,
To snugly fit on laps.

He gave them eyes as big as saucers,
To look into man's soul;

Then set a tolerance for mankind,
As their purpose and their goal.

Benevolent ... and ... Generous,
He made so many of them;

Then charged, with fatherly concern,
The human race to love them.

When one jumped up upon His lap,
God gently stroked its head;

The cat gave Him a kitty kiss,
"What wondrous love," God said.

God smiled at His accomplishment,
So pleased with His creation;

And said, with pride, as He sat back,
"At last ... I've reached purrrrr-fection.

~ Author Unknown

posted by theoldman at 8:49 am (EST) on Jun 23, 2009

I was wondering if you'd be so kind as to give me a plot description or synopsis of your copy of Courting Trouble by Nicole Hart (Silhouette First Love)...just curious if it's a book I remember from my jr. high years. Thanks!
You have an impressive collection!!

posted by LadybugLori at 2:04 am (EST) on Nov 22, 2008

I will admit that my husband doesn't think so!!!!!! :) It is also nice that I generally don't ever run out of things to read, and re-read and re-read. Of course, that fact doesn't stop my from adding more.

posted by jmacaulay at 3:48 pm (EST) on Sep 19, 2007

wow... your collection is awesome!

posted by keidz at 5:01 am (EST) on Sep 19, 2007