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About meWhat's the difference between a violin and a viola?
-There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
-A fiddle is fun to listen to.

Why are viola jokes so short?
-So violinists can understand them.

What do a violin and a lawsuit have in common?
-Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Did you hear about the violinist who bragged that he could play 32nd notes?
-The rest of the orchestra didn't believe him, so he proved it by playing one.

Why is a violinist's fingers like lightening?
-They never strike the same place twice!

Why should you never try to drive a roof nail with a violin?
-You might bend the nail.

How do you get two violinists to play in unison?
-Shoot one.

About my libraryyes, i know i have a lot of Where's Waldo?® books. but, i mean, the everlasting search for this dude is addicting!

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otay how?
yeah iplayed viola
boys suck
sowwy wat did u need?
Hey, you need to give me the new holidays/special days.
what movie is arron stone in and what does ihasabucket mean?
you there
this morning, noah didn't even know who you were when brian asked.
ha ha ha
why`
you there
u there
i am supprizingly not hungry right now.
clues
no idea
yep
you already know about the only one you would know. The others are either home schooled, or go to otsego. I lied. Only 3.
i have 137 books! and some of them are books with more than one book per book
celebriteis (don't laugh at my spelling) don't count.
thats what you say.
close enough
your going boy crazy Your turning into jess
ok I give up for now
never mind that
why wont u give me where you got those fun facts?
are u there
why
ok
please!!!!!
I have 101 books listed!
I'm liking nylon tooth brush day. Where did you get these?
lol i love ur profile but not ur pic
The rickki ticki movie was retarded. it was like a bad disney movie and a cross between scooby doo and bambi
Thanks for what? Serrously.
Creepy picture. You should get a picture of him with red eyes and that weird glint.
im not a faker! i had bronchitis
I wonder what that actualy means?
YAY!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

~Jack XD

(i just put that there for fun) XD
HI Jack! This is Julie! loganlover2014 says hi (Haile)! You have to add her!
Big words like old english jibberish.
Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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