Member: smiley93

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TESSA!!!!!! don't forget my b-day is in 7 days

posted by skidney1 at 5:41 pm (EST) on Dec 22, 2009

well u cant bet if its true

(cuz it is)

posted by bluetwilight2 at 8:51 pm (EST) on Jun 12, 2009

im the most random poeples u will EVER meet in ur life

posted by bluetwilight2 at 11:33 am (EST) on May 28, 2009

hi

that really random

posted by bluetwilight2 at 6:24 pm (EST) on May 22, 2009

31 ways to annoy Edward Cullen

1)Prance around the house singing Madonna's "Like a Virgin" at the top of your lungs every morning

2)Smear your blood all over his new car freshener and blame it on Jacob Black

3) Show him the Twilight trailer and ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it's just you

4) For his birthday, give him a $100 dollar McDonalds gift card and get mad at him when he tells you he doesn't eat

5) Post his phone number on an Edward Cullen fansite

6)Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep then call him a perv

7) Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice

8) Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog

9) Strip yourself naked then slit your wrists and ask him if he wants you. If he says no, call him a liar. If he says yes, then put your clothes back on

10) Tell him Bella's pregnant with Mike Newton's child and they're eloping together

11) After he kills Mike, tell him you were kidding

12) Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self-esteem issues

13) Buy him a dog and name it Jacob

14) Ask him if he's a virgin

15) Ask him why he's not as hot as Robert Pattinson

16) Tell him Jacob thinks he's a sex god

17) Tell him Bella got sick of waiting and slept with James

18) At the wedding reception, run it by Charlie that Edward has been "sleeping" with Bella since they met

19) Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open his locker it falls out in clear view

20) Tell Aro that Edwards wants to elope with him

21) Program Jacobs locker to sing: YOU AND ME BABY, WE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS! SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO IT ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL! whenever Bella walks by

22) Tell Jacob that Edward did it

23) Ask him where babies come from then say Oh wait you wouldn't know

24) Ask him to be a vampire with you for halloween then shoot him in the head when he refuses

25) Graffiti his volvo and make it say: EDWARD+JACOB=GAY AND SLEEPING TOGETHER

26) Throw an apple at his head, choke him with a red ribbon, stick a flower up his nose, and shove a chess piece up his butt

27) Ask him if Bellas dad, Charlie, is secretly a unicorn

29) Tape porn to his wall and make sure Bella sees it

30) Nail all of his CD's to his ceiling

31) Ask him if you can touch his hair

posted by skidney1 at 2:02 pm (EST) on May 19, 2009

hey waz up girl

posted by skidney1 at 5:19 pm (EST) on May 11, 2009