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Ok, this is a pretty fun game for wishing. Well, sorta :PPP
So, what you do, is you make a wish, and the person below you... erm, 'corrupts' it :PPP (can't thing of better word choice)
Person 1: "I wish I was a singer"
Person 2: "Granted, but you will be like Rebecca Black, and have a TON of people sending you hate messages" (Poor kid :P)
It can be as crazy, funny, and weird as you want! I have a strange habit of killing people with their wishes (hypothetically, of course), but you can do whatever you want!
....Now that I've gotten that over with, I'll start!
I wish I could dive/just be in the water more!!!
Granted, but your skin will forever be flaky scales.
I wish I had night-vision.
... than you'd be able to see all the murder and mayhem as predators attack small squeaky things!
I wish I could read minds.
Granted, but then you would see something so horrible that you would drop dead from fright XP
I wish I lived in England! (I have a British accent... But I now live in Ohio )': )
Granted, but then you will be under constant surveillance by CCTV operators.
I wish I could do parkour.
Granted, but does anyone know what that even is? (I don't.)
I wish I were better paid.
Granted but now your boss expects you to work 7 days a week.
I wish I was independently wealthy.
Granted, but then someone murders you to steal your money.
I wish I was finally out of school. (For good! Only one year to go... :)
(#6: it's free running)
Granted, but you can't weasel extensions from your boss for accidentally procrastinating too long.
I wish I had a pet Fennec Fox.
Granted, but then it eats your face off, and... you guessed it, you die.
I wish I was young and innocent again... (I had to try to keep a straight face when I wrote that :P As if I was ever 'innocent' anyways :PP Anyways, I still got time... I'm only 17! XD But, it was the best wish I could think of! So you can't blame me... XP)
Granted, but then you won't understand a majority of the humour you come across.
I wish my external hard drive was still working.
Granted, but then you have to figure out what files went where.
I wish I didn't pick at my cuticles.
Granted, but instead you'll pick your nose (ewww) and someone will see you, and you'll die from embarrassement. (I feel accomplished... I still found a way to kill you :PP Nothing personal, of course :)
I wish I wasn't, like, the youngest person on here. But not the oldest either. (everyone's, like, in their 20s O.o)
(::growls:: I'm 17... Well, I will be on June 1st.)
Granted, but it kills you... somehow (I'm too tired to think :P)
I wish that I could draw! :/
Granted, but you will be arrested for counterfeiting.
I wish someone would clean my house.
Granted, but I expect you to clean mine as well.
I wish we had more bookshelves!
Granted, but then you'd just fill them up with books. (Hang on - I'm saying that as if it's a bad thing ...)
I wish I had a smaller nose.
Granted. You'll look good on my plate.
I wish someone else would write my next assignment.
Granted. I hope your professor reads Sanskrit.
I wish my garden was already planted.
Granted, but everything dies, killing you with it... (Don't ask me how that last part is possible.. O.O)
I wish I had brown eyes. (Blue/green are wayyy overreated :PPP)
Granted, but everything you see will be tinged brown.
I wish I never got sleepy.
Granted, but then you would die from no sleep if you never got sleepy.
I wish, I were much younger.....like you guys. Youth is such a refreshing thing.
#24~ Is that possible? lol :P
Granted, but then you get a strange sickness that only younger people can get, and it kills you.
I wish a certain person on here wasn't so mean.... :(
Granted, but that won't keep anyone else from being mean.
I wish my internet service didn't keep dropping out on me.
Granted, but now you will be forever monitored through that wifi implant.
I wish I knew all languages.
Granted but it will overload your brain, destroying all your cells, and, sadly, killing you.
I wish I could bring my phone to camp without getting caught (...again XP)
Granted, but you will be so distracted by it that you step on a skunk and are summarily evicted from camp.
I wish I could type twice as fast.
Granted but you'll make so many typos that no one will understand what you've typed (I think I've been there and done that)!
I wish my husband and I were both young enough and fit enough to go dancing again.
Granted, but you have ten fingers on one hand.
The other hand has only five fingers.
But you have a third hand.
And it's evil. It may kill you.
I wish I had a prehensile tail.
I wish i typed faster. #32 is about #30.
>#31: granted, but you will have to return to the sea each night as you are merpeople.
I still want that prehensile tail.
Is that in addition to the one MrAndrew's already got?
Yours is granted, Sophie, but it's cheese-in-a-can.
Is that in addition to the one MrAndrew's already got?
Yours is granted, Sophie, but it's cheese-in-a-can.
Eta - oops, forgot mine. I wish there were more hours in the day.
Granted, but you've increased the world's wobble.
I wish my road would dry out.
Granted, but it dries so much it cracks like the desert ground.
I wish I had telekinetic abilities.
granted but everything you wish to move, moves at the same speed, 50 mph.
I wish I could teleport.
Granted, but you will never land where you intend.
I wish all customers were nice and considerate.
Granted, but it's The Shack.
I wish my fringe would stop growing at just the right length.
Granted, but it will stop growing period.
I wish I didn't have so many errands to get done on lunch break.
Granted. Hope the dentist can take care of that toothache!
I wish the building management company were not so damn cheap (and actually made those repairs when they were easy to fix).
Granted, but your rent was just raised to pay for the repairs
I wish I would win the lottery.
Granted, but it was just the drinking game 'meat lottery,' no money for you, just alcohol poisoning.
I wish gas was $2/gallon again.
Granted, a disease wipes put 2/3 of the human population thus reducing the demand for petrol.
I wish my car got better gas mileage.
Granted. Here's your new bicycle.
I wish I could think of something. (Sorry, I just needed filler so I could reply!)
Granted, but you'll only be able to think of inappropriate things.
I wish I could go to every concert I wanted to attend.
Granted, but the noise will be so loud that you will lose your hearing, and when you are heading home, you will be killed by a truck that you didn't hear coming... (I really am sorry... It's nothing personal, just my special way of playing the game XD)
I wish I wasn't sick :(
Granted. Now get back to work.
I wish my mother wasn't starting to lose her hearing.
(#53~ LOL XD... And I can't think of one for yours so I'll let someone else answer it... :PPP)
Granted. Now her hearing is so good that you will never have any privacy again. Anywhere.
I wish I was already used to the new appearance of Talk.
Granted. Now we're switching back to the old appearance.
I wish I could cook.
Granted. Now your family will expect you to cook 3-course dinners every night, but will never help cleaning up.
I wish I was asleep.
Granted, but you'll be stuck that way.
I wish it was always sweatshirt weather.
Granted but you won't be able to buy a sweatshirt anywhere.
I wish I had a better memory for trivia.
Granted. But now you can't remember the important stuff.
I wish I had some new shirts.
Granted, but they're those women's Tees with the abbreviated sleeve.
I wish I could go back to bed.
Granted, but your neighbor will be mowing his lawn all morning outside your window.
I wish for world peace.
Granted but all the people would be dead.
I wish I had enough cash to buy a new washing machine.
Granted, but now the dryer needs to be replaced as well.
I wish I had a job where the staff is actually paid regularly.
Granted, now you get to wear a stripped shirt and say "do you want fries with that?"
I wish my current task was already completed.
Granted. Have you seen the size of the next one?
I wish my kids would learn to manage their money.
Granted. Now they'll insist on managing yours in a way you do not approve of.
I wish long books were not so damn heavy.
Granted, but the general reduction of gravity is making the earth wobble even more. Be careful!
I wish my flowers grew faster than the weeds.
Granted, the cat succeeds.
I wish to continue my 4.0 through the rest of my Masters...
Granted, but the highest average just went up to 9.0.
I wish I only had to work 3 days a week.
No problem: you're on half pay.
I wish the TV didn't always decide to reboot just as we're finding out whodunnit.
ETA #67 They're already doing that if 'managing' means 'spending'.
Granted, but the sun will overheat from overuse (lol, whaa?) and everyone will die.
"I wish I could bubble wrap my heart...." XD Just kidding :P
I wish I had another cat (gotta love em
Granted, but she'll be pregnant, and present you with 8 kittens.
I wish I had a slice of chocolate cake and a glass of milk right now.
(Is that a bad thing? :PPP Although, I dunno if I'd be able to deal with that many cats...)
Granted, but they will be poisoned and kill you.
I wish my contacts didn't hurt my eyes so much (I don't think they should do that...O.o)
Granted, they fell out into the toilet
I wish I was on my way home for dinner.
Granted, but you get into a car crash and--you guessed it--you die.
I wish that I didn't still have another year of school.... *sigh*
Granted. Now you're heading to college with a <expletive deleted>y financial aid deal.
I wish my iPod's earphones didn't always tangle.
(Wonderful. That would suck :PPP)
Granted, they choke you and kill you instead.
I wish I would stop killing people in these (But it's so. freakin. fun.)
Granted, you died :P
I wish some of my fave tv shows hadn't been canceled.
Granted, but they'll be lousy when revived.
I wish my pharmacy and/or my mother's and/or etc. could get a hold of my medication so I could fill my prescription. (STABBITY!!!)
#81~ I'm actually really happy someone actually killed me with my wish.... Though I totally knew that was coming :PPP
Granted, but you'll get the wrong perscription, take an overdose, and die.
I wish I didn't love the wrong person.... (You don't even wanna know O.O)
Granted, but the right person is unattainable.
I wish I had a real, life-size light cycle (from Tron).
Granted, but you fall off and die (I still have to see that movie :P)
I wish that I got my laptop sooner... (my old one broke... I'm getting a new one at the beginning of next year...The school year)
#74 Loving that one! (And, seriously for a minute Tabby, if your contacts are hurting your eyes you should get that checked out unless they're very new (the contacts, not the eyes))
a-a-a-a-nyway . . . .
#85 Granted but it already has viruses.
(carrying on from #82) I wish my doctor's surgery didn't always lose my prescription when I go to collect it.
Granted, but they'll lose you.
I wish my car would work perfectly so there wouldn't be anymore repairs needed.
Granted, but it will be stolen next week.
I wish for $10,000 to buy tools for my wood shop.
Granted. But now there is no more wood.
I wish someone would invent some new vegetables.
Granted - but they all taste of cabbage.
I wish I owned Tim Minchin.
Granted - but he dies right after you aquire him.
I wish I had a cat.
Granted. Good luck with your cheetah.
I wish chocolate had no calories.
Granted. But it tastes like celery.
I wish I was outside in the sunshine. (With my cheetah!)
Granted. But you forgot your sunscreen and now you have a sunburn.
I wish my husband would mow the lawn.
Granted but he has a heart attack from using the push mower.
I wish I was 25 again.
Granted. But the time travel kills you.
I wish my seasonal allergies were less of a problem.
Granted. But you develop a whole host of unseasonal year-round allergies instead.
I wish I could get home instantly, without having to commute for an hour.
Granted. But like Star Trek teleportation - sometimes your molecules are not reassembled quite correctly.
I wish it were legal to shoot stupid people.
Granted. But then someone mistakes you for an idiot.
I wish it were lunch time.
Granted, but then you get food poisoning from some iffy egg mayonnaise.
I wish that it would stop blinking well raining!
Granted. Unfortunately, due to that pesky case of amnesia, you don't remember where "home" is.
I wish I had a green thumb.
Granted. Wow, did all those people show up to ask you for free gardening advice?
I wish it were easier to get transit schedules for a holiday, since I'm gonna be using multiple systems.
Granted, but a burst pipe has flooded it.
I wish I had the perfect earbuds (headphones).
Granted, but now your iPod is broken.
>104 Been there, done that.
I wish I could come up with clever tweets on command.
Granted, but now Twitter is obsolete.
I wish I could figure out how to translate my fashion style into the business casual setting before my internship starts.
Granted, but you'll find out to your dismay that "business casual" has been superseded by themed dress days: Monocle Monday, Tie-die Tuesday, Waistcoat Wednesday, Trench-coat Thursday, and Funky Friday.
I wish there really was a Monocle Monday dress code.
Granted. But the price of monocles has shot up to the point where no-one can afford them, and all yours were stolen.
I wish I had more time to read.
Granted. You just lost your job.
I was a fairy godmother would appear RIGHT NOW to help me unpack and assemble my new treadmill.
Granted. But she put all the pieces in the wrong places and now you've got an ironing board.
I wish I earned more money at my job.
(I seem to be better at killing other people's wishes than making up my own - what does that say about me?!!)
Granted. But you have to sleep with the boss (who just happens to be John McCririck's less attractive twin).
I wish it was time for my holiday.
Added for non-UK-ers - John McCririck http://www.availableforpanto.com/johnm.jpg
Granted, but you don't find out your holiday destination is closed for remodeling until you reach it.
I wish I had the capital to start my own book shop/internet/coffee shop.
Granted, but you obtained it by dealing drugs and will be locked up for the next twenty years.
I wish the sun would shine.
Granted, but it never stops and makes all that nasty global warming stuff actually happen in extreme.
I wish I had more motivation, in general.
Granted, but you find yourself doing too much and collapse with exhaustion.
I wish I had more bookcases.
Granted, but your floors collapse from the weight.
I wish the temperature would stay at a comfortable 22 degrees Celsius all year long.
Granted. Unfortunately, this includes your body temperature and your internal organs fail and you die because 22 degrees Celsius is not enough body heat to sustain them.
I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.
Granted, you die. You are in eternal sleep.
I wish I never had to do school work again....
Granted. How's the job search going?
I wish the weather would stay this nice.
Granted. It will be sad when all the plants die from lack of rain and the trees that require freezing weather won't do too well either.
I wish I was a better cook.
Granted, but you eat too much, and....wait for it.... EXPLODE!
I wish I was 18. I mean, One. More. Freakin. Year. And I get to leave this place..... :((
Granted, but this new place isn't all it's cracked up to be. . . and your friends are still minors.
I wish mosquitoes would stop existing.
Granted, but then all those poor little typhoid bugs would die and . . .oh, hang on. Nope, definitely can't see a downside to that one. I think we have a winner!
Granted, but their place in the food chain is taken over by vampire bats.
I wish beehive hairdos were literal.
Granted - but you have to wear one, and all your friends laugh at you.
I wish the foxes would scream on someone else's lawn in the middle of the night.
Granted. However they start playing drum n' bass on yours at exceedingly loud volume.
I wish i had a pet fox. Named Basil Loxington III.
Granted, but the other high society named foxes begin a feud and he is unfortunately killed.
I wish my state (MN) would overturn the ban on selling/buying alcohol on Sundays.
Granted. Now you can only buy alcohol on Sundays and not the other 6 days.
I wish I could finish work at 5pm today instead of having to stay till 10pm.
Granted, but an extreme accident involving a semi and a tanker will happen on the way home, leaving you stuck in traffic til 11pm.
I wish my a/c was already hooked up.
Granted, but now there's an electricity blackout that lasts for several days.
I wish we had snow so I could go cross-country skiing.
Granted. Hope you don't miss summer!
I wish my boss were less of a pain.
Granted. Now meet your new boss...
I wish someone would deliver tonight's supper to my door.
Granted. But they dropped it in a puddle en route to your house.
I wish I was at home right now.
Granted. Your new unpleasant ailment has a long name; would you care to pronounce it for us?
I wish I didn't feel so drowsy.
Granted. It's hard to feel anything at all when you're unconscious.
I wish I could go horse riding today.
Granted... But you fall off the horse, and you hit your head so hard you die. (I loooove riding :D ....sorry about killing you though, it's like my tradition, case you hadn't noticed... :P)
I wish I wasn't such an airhead :P
Granted! Now your a lead-head and break your neck.
I wish that I was unbreakable.
Granted, but you break everything and everyone else you come into contact with.
I wish I had some green grapes.
Granted. They will contrast starkly with your hideous face.
I wish for three more wishes.
Granted. But Tabby corrupts them all and you die hideously - three times.
I wish I was on my holiday right now.
You are, but, ooops, you failed to notify the boss - and are you in TROUBLE!
I wish I had a matter transporter.
Granted, but the atoms don't always realign accurately. You really shouldn't have transported yourself and that bag of Cheetos at the same time.
I wish had an iPad.
Granted, but you use it to send an e-mail to your boss containing many, many embarrassingly misspelled words.
I wish it was the weekend already!
Granted. You drown in it and die, though.
I wish the twins weren't identical! (I have twin sisters and I cannot tell them apart!!!!)
Granted, but Alexis will never forgive you now she only has one ear.
I wish I'd bought this new laptop a year ago - now I'm having to learn all over again to type with all the keys present.
Granted, but now the warranty has expired, and your laptop just exploded.
I wish I had no allergies.
Granted. I don't think you can have allergies anymore when you're dead...
I wish I had brown eyes. Or grey. Grey are cool... (although my eyes turn grey sometimes :/ )
Granted. But you are now blind so can't see how cool you look.
I wish I could go to sleep right now instead of having to be at work.
Granted! Too bad about the extinction of homo sapiens required to get it, though.
I'd like tomorrow off work, please.
Granted! Your employer has gone bankrupt. Enjoy your time off.
I wish my feet didn't hurt.
Granted! Hope you can afford prosthetics for the amputation.
I wish I had a fancy smart phone.
Granted. Got any idea how to use it?
I wish the heat index was lower!!!
Granted. Hey, I think hell just froze over!
I wish my bedroom was tidy.
Granted. The charity shops are making a fortune from selling all your belongings.
I wish I hadn't taken all my vacation for the year already.
Granted. You’re fired from your current job and can now take all the vacation time you want at your own leisure.
I wish I could read faster.
Granted. You now have nothing left to read.
I wish I had a smaller nose.
Granted, but you can only see it through a microscope.
I wish I could find business casual clothing I actually like.
Granted, but your workplace just changed to formal wear.
I wish I could swim.
Granted, but there's been another fire at a sewage treatment plant and all the beaches have been shut down again.
I wish I were less tired.
Granted, but you have reverted to toddler-age. Have fun! You are now unstoppable.
I wish my car was clean.
Granted, but the cleanliness gleams and reflects right in your eyes. Try not to crash!
I wish my fridge wasn't empty.
Granted. Have you found out what's making it smell?
I wish I was home already.
Granted. Now, due to that unseasonal blizzard, you are going to be snowbound for the next two weeks.
I wish the dishes were already washed.
Granted, but you've eaten something in the meantime and have more dishes to wash.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
POP! Feel better? Er, you've got a mess to clean up, I'd say.
I wish the year wouldn't go by so fast.
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