FTL neutron stream modulation spam warning.

It will be brought to my attention next week that certain neutrinos, claiming to come from CERN, will be posting here asking for secret handshake details.

I will, at that time, advise all Hugotontheonbiquiffinarians to ensure that these are genuine FTL neutrinos by asking them for details that only they would know. The winner of Race 7 at Flemington on November 1 would be a good start.

I will thank you for your attention shortly.

Kind regards,

Jim (Neutrino #180660355962740036660)

Those neutrions are imposters!
I knew this a few days ago.

And YES, they didn't even know our secret protocol,
Well how could they, No one knows our secret protocol .

But I will always trust Jim to know the unknowable.

Oh by the way, R5 #13, bet your house on it. I need a "Rental property" in Baccus Marsh. err. whatever...

Guido.

"We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here" said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.

"New trinos for even newer trinos."

"Neutrino who?"

"Neutrino"

"Who's there?"

"Knock, knock."

186,000 miles per second. It isn't just a good idea; it's the law.

Robert

The squirrels are doing the job just fine, IMO, and a tin-foil hat keeps the neutrinos at bay.

Damn, yet another webcomic that i need to start reading....