Attic and Basement

Isnt an attic and a basement basically the same thing

No. A basement is below grade, but an attic is at the top of the house.

I know but they are both for storing items and stuff, right?

Usually. Sure but people use closets and dressers for storing items and stuff, but that doesn't mean a closet and a dresser are the same thing, or that closets and dressers are basements and attics.

You bury bodies in the basement, and keep the mad wife in the attic. It works better, trust me.

Nobody ask what Mr. Andrew does in the cellar.

I think we had best keep away from what he does in the broom closet and pantry, too.

And then there was what Bluebeard did with the spare room.

There's no such thing as a wine attic, although there may be wine addicts.

What i do in the conservatory is a matter of public record.

I say it was MrAndrew in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.

If you believe police reports.

Lol this conversation is funny

I agree, BradonK. Now you know how to make good use of your whole house. And be sure to keep a padded room for all of your LT visitors ;)

Yep