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Secret Cinematic Speakers Speak Softly

This is a continuation of the topic Secret Cinematic Speakers Say Something.

Hogwarts Express

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1jugglingpaynes
Jan 16, 2016, 6:31pm Top

Starting this one off in honor of Alan Rickman:

~ There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class.

2compskibook
Jan 17, 2016, 11:08am Top

Turn to page 394.

3jugglingpaynes
Jan 18, 2016, 9:47pm Top

~You're in a merry mood today, Mr. Todd.

4theexiledlibrarian
Jan 20, 2016, 10:23pm Top

And tell Master Shakespeare, something more cheerful next time, for Twelfth Night.

5compskibook
Jan 21, 2016, 3:12pm Top

Marianne, can you play something else? Mamma has been weeping since breakfast...I meant something LESS mournful, dearest.

6theexiledlibrarian
Feb 11, 2016, 9:39am Top

--Question: Do they need to be Rickman quotes, or can we meander and find others, as usual?

7jugglingpaynes
Feb 12, 2016, 7:33pm Top

--Answer: Of course you can meander! I would not expect anything less from our group. Just figured I would pay tribute to Rickman to start the thread. :)

8theexiledlibrarian
Mar 22, 2016, 11:30pm Top

I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before, before.

9compskibook
Mar 23, 2016, 8:44pm Top

I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne. Yes?

10jugglingpaynes
Mar 24, 2016, 4:45pm Top

No room! No room!

11theexiledlibrarian
Mar 26, 2016, 10:13pm Top

Harry, no way! You heard what Madam Hooch said. Besides, you don't even know how to fly!

12foggidawn
Apr 3, 2016, 1:14pm Top

Think of the happiest things -- it's the same as having wings!

13compskibook
Apr 24, 2016, 8:59pm Top

"Winged freak terrorizes"? Wait till they get a load of me!

14jugglingpaynes
Apr 27, 2016, 10:15am Top

Don't look at me. I'm hideous.

15compskibook
Apr 27, 2016, 9:13pm Top

-Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!

-I made you short?

16jugglingpaynes
May 4, 2016, 12:08pm Top

~You made me. Remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try.

~I made you, you made me first.

17foggidawn
May 5, 2016, 6:15pm Top

You followed me, I followed you, we were like each other's shadows for a while.

18theexiledlibrarian
May 5, 2016, 6:32pm Top

~How did Nana get your shadow, Peter?

~Chomped at me the other night at the window.

19compskibook
May 5, 2016, 8:23pm Top

~Peter said, 'Get out of here!'

~Peter's not king yet!

20jugglingpaynes
May 6, 2016, 7:09pm Top

~How nobly King Richard's crown sit on your royal brow.

~Doesn't it? ... King Richard?
I told you never to mention my brother's name!

21theexiledlibrarian
May 12, 2016, 6:28pm Top

What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes.

22foggidawn
May 15, 2016, 7:19pm Top

We'll stay up all night swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!

23compskibook
May 15, 2016, 8:34pm Top

So. What are we going to do? Eat crisps and talk about girls? I’ve never actually done that but I bet it’s easy. Girls. Yeah?

24foggidawn
May 17, 2016, 7:13pm Top

We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say?

25jugglingpaynes
May 17, 2016, 9:42pm Top

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

26foggidawn
May 19, 2016, 8:26pm Top

~Why has the car stopped?

~It's frightened.

27theexiledlibrarian
May 20, 2016, 5:50pm Top

Oh, Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?

28compskibook
May 20, 2016, 9:13pm Top

You've redecorated! I don't like it.

29theexiledlibrarian
May 22, 2016, 1:40pm Top

No, I don't think he likes you at all. No, I don't like you either.

30jugglingpaynes
May 22, 2016, 6:03pm Top

You're out. This is Spider. He's replacing you.

31theexiledlibrarian
May 25, 2016, 7:39pm Top

~Who are you?

~You know who I am.

~ I do?

~ Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

32jugglingpaynes
May 26, 2016, 3:58pm Top

Well there goes the neighborhood!

33compskibook
May 26, 2016, 7:25pm Top

Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighborhood and gets away with it.

34foggidawn
May 26, 2016, 8:25pm Top

What do you mean, murder?

35theexiledlibrarian
May 26, 2016, 10:24pm Top

He's a murderer. Got himself locked up in Azkaban for it.

36jugglingpaynes
May 27, 2016, 4:04pm Top

~Look, you can't do things like that! Now, I don't know how I can explain this to you. But, it's not only against the law, its wrong!

37Brazen
May 27, 2016, 4:39pm Top

~ City ordinance 147-B prohibits the playing of any musical instrument in a public place for the purpose of commercial enterprise without a proper license ...

38compskibook
May 27, 2016, 5:24pm Top

Turn to page 394.

39theexiledlibrarian
May 27, 2016, 9:14pm Top

I don't want to go back into my stinking book.

40jugglingpaynes
May 30, 2016, 4:48pm Top

It's bigger on the inside...

41foggidawn
May 31, 2016, 4:05pm Top

Phenomenal cosmic powers! . . . Itty-bitty living space.

42theexiledlibrarian
May 31, 2016, 7:15pm Top

~What is it?

~ Power, Doctor. If we figure out how to tap it, maybe unlimited power.

43jugglingpaynes
Jun 19, 2016, 7:33pm Top

~By the Power of Grayskull!

*thunderclap and transformation*

~I have the power!!!

44theexiledlibrarian
Jun 20, 2016, 4:35pm Top

There is no good and evil, there is only power...and those too weak to seek it.

45compskibook
Jun 20, 2016, 10:37pm Top

I have more than two grades of laundry, okay? There's not just clean and dirty. There are many subtle levels. Okay? See? You hang this outside the window for twenty minutes... it's perfectly fine.

46Brazen
Jun 20, 2016, 10:51pm Top

I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

47jugglingpaynes
Jun 23, 2016, 3:03pm Top

You can't handle the truth!!!!

48theexiledlibrarian
Jun 24, 2016, 10:00pm Top

AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE! My client lied about her age!

49jugglingpaynes
Jul 16, 2016, 8:48pm Top

A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face!

50theexiledlibrarian
Jul 28, 2016, 11:25pm Top

If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.

51compskibook
Jul 29, 2016, 1:43pm Top

Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

52theexiledlibrarian
Jul 29, 2016, 4:26pm Top

Never tell me the odds.

53jugglingpaynes
Jul 29, 2016, 10:40pm Top

Right. Look, I gotta tell you. We did suicide missions in the army that had better odds than this.

54foggidawn
Jul 30, 2016, 9:56am Top

-Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall?
-Yep.
-Sharp rocks at the bottom?
-Most likely.
-Bring it on.

55theexiledlibrarian
Jul 30, 2016, 11:47am Top

~Alright. I'll jump first.

~ No.

~Then you jump first.

~ No, I said.

~ What's the matter with you?

~ I can't swim.

~Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.

56compskibook
Jul 30, 2016, 12:34pm Top

Asps... very dangerous. You go first.

57theexiledlibrarian
Aug 4, 2016, 8:24pm Top

What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas.

58jugglingpaynes
Aug 5, 2016, 8:14am Top

Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...

I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

59theexiledlibrarian
Aug 11, 2016, 7:59pm Top

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

60foggidawn
Aug 14, 2016, 8:12pm Top

Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?

61theexiledlibrarian
Aug 19, 2016, 10:36pm Top

I was trying to be hospitable.

62jugglingpaynes
Aug 19, 2016, 11:05pm Top

~Uh, Pooh Bear! Uh, uh, aha, aha, what a pleasant surprise! And, uh, how about lunch?

~Oh, thank you, Rabbit.

~And uh, help yourself, Pooh.

63compskibook
Aug 20, 2016, 9:54pm Top

Well, there's a moon that's made of actual honey. Well, not actual honey, and it's not actually a moon, and technically it's alive and a bit carnivorous, but there are some lovely views.

64theexiledlibrarian
Aug 23, 2016, 6:21pm Top

We're not talking about one hungry plant here; we're talking about world conquest!

65jugglingpaynes
Sep 8, 2016, 10:40pm Top

~What are you talking about? A space flower?

~Well why not a space flower? Why do we always expect metal ships?

~I've NEVER expected metal ships.

66theexiledlibrarian
Sep 25, 2016, 2:11pm Top

What does God need with a starship?

67jugglingpaynes
Oct 27, 2016, 12:02pm Top

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious...

68compskibook
Oct 28, 2016, 9:56pm Top

Sh**! I thought it was a water truck. My bad!

69theexiledlibrarian
Oct 31, 2016, 9:35pm Top

You know, I once knew this girl Doreen. Good-looking girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her just so I could speak to her.

70foggidawn
Nov 7, 2016, 12:08am Top

Are you always this articulate?

71jugglingpaynes
Nov 12, 2016, 7:53am Top

I don't even know what I'm talkin' about!

72theexiledlibrarian
Nov 15, 2016, 7:01pm Top

Well of *course* we talk. Don't everybody?

73compskibook
Nov 15, 2016, 8:18pm Top

Wands away. There will be no need to talk.

74jugglingpaynes
Nov 15, 2016, 9:27pm Top

All right. We'll put it away. We'll keep it hidden, we'll never speak of it again. No one knows it's here, do they?

75compskibook
Nov 15, 2016, 10:43pm Top

All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry, and if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.

76foggidawn
Nov 17, 2016, 7:21am Top

I ain't never gonna get married -- too noisy!

77theexiledlibrarian
Nov 18, 2016, 7:38pm Top

Yes! Get married, make babies! You look so... old!

78jnwelch
Nov 22, 2016, 12:46pm Top

You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.

79theexiledlibrarian
Dec 19, 2016, 9:19pm Top

Then the asparagus hit me in the head with a guitar...

80jugglingpaynes
Dec 22, 2016, 2:40pm Top

There's a banana grove there now. I like bananas. Bananas are good.

81foggidawn
Dec 22, 2016, 4:55pm Top

Slimy, yet satisfying!

82jugglingpaynes
Jan 17, 2017, 8:04pm Top

How long has that been there?

83theexiledlibrarian
Jan 19, 2017, 5:52pm Top

Twelve years of it! In Azkaban!

84foggidawn
Feb 20, 2017, 1:16pm Top

Are you in there? I'm coming!

85theexiledlibrarian
Feb 26, 2017, 11:45am Top

~Mal, what are you doing here?

~ You invited me.

~I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!

~ Well that makes you a tease.

86jugglingpaynes
Mar 28, 2017, 6:31pm Top

Look, I can't get involved. I've got work to do. It's not that I like the Empire; I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now... It's all such a long way from here.

87theexiledlibrarian
Apr 16, 2017, 11:07am Top

I do not like wars. They have uncertain outcomes.

88compskibook
Apr 30, 2017, 5:46pm Top

Fiddle-dee-dee! War, war, war! This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream!

89jugglingpaynes
May 10, 2017, 10:46pm Top

My hair! He shot my hair! Son of a ...

90foggidawn
May 11, 2017, 1:26pm Top

Nutcracker!

91compskibook
May 30, 2017, 10:08pm Top

All you do is yell at each other. You're not friends.

92jugglingpaynes
Jun 7, 2017, 12:14am Top

I don't, I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.

93theexiledlibrarian
Jun 7, 2017, 1:13pm Top

Look, just out of curiosity, which three casinos did you geniuses decide to rob?

94theexiledlibrarian
Sep 17, 2017, 10:02am Top

Is it... dead?

95jugglingpaynes
Sep 19, 2017, 9:43pm Top

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.

96foggidawn
Nov 10, 2017, 4:25pm Top

But who would want to kill him twice?

97compskibook
Nov 10, 2017, 8:14pm Top

Shoot them, shoot them both.

98foggidawn
Nov 11, 2017, 8:08am Top

Kill them all. And I never want to hear the name Peter Pan in Neverland again!

99jugglingpaynes
Nov 12, 2017, 12:42am Top

I'm Peter Parker. I'm a photographer.

100theexiledlibrarian
Nov 12, 2017, 11:32am Top

Don't you wanna take my picture?

101compskibook
Nov 12, 2017, 5:39pm Top

Lady, you take my picture with that thing and I'm gonna rip your brassiere off... and strangle you with it! You got that?

102theexiledlibrarian
Nov 14, 2017, 6:20pm Top

~I've never touched a woman before.

~ You still haven't. That's my corset.

103compskibook
Nov 14, 2017, 7:12pm Top

Well, they're gone. There're gone. I must have left them in my girdle.

104jugglingpaynes
Nov 15, 2017, 12:11am Top

~There he is!

~Where?

~There!

~What, behind the rabbit?

105compskibook
Nov 15, 2017, 8:05pm Top

Where did all of these baseball players come from?

106jugglingpaynes
Nov 16, 2017, 5:32pm Top

Why is all the rum gone?

107theexiledlibrarian
Nov 24, 2017, 11:27am Top

The luck is gone / the brain is shot / but the liquor we still got.

108foggidawn
Nov 24, 2017, 2:36pm Top

This man is drunk -- dead drunk.

109jugglingpaynes
Nov 27, 2017, 1:12pm Top

He's dead, Jim.

110compskibook
Nov 27, 2017, 7:58pm Top

By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged!

111theexiledlibrarian
Nov 27, 2017, 8:26pm Top

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

112compskibook
Nov 28, 2017, 7:44pm Top

No. I am your father.

113jugglingpaynes
Nov 30, 2017, 11:19pm Top

Yes, Mommie Dearest.

114theexiledlibrarian
Dec 1, 2017, 9:29pm Top

Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother.

115compskibook
Dec 17, 2017, 11:25am Top

Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.

116jugglingpaynes
Dec 22, 2017, 9:53pm Top

I had a very sad childhood, I'll tell you about it sometime. I never knew my parents; it's amazing I'm sane.

117theexiledlibrarian
Dec 22, 2017, 10:05pm Top

I didn't want to be just another orphan, Mr. Warbucks. I wanted to believe I was special.

118foggidawn
Jan 1, 3:30pm Top

You’re not a cotton-headed ninnymuggins, Buddy. You’re just... special.

119compskibook
Jan 2, 5:17pm Top

Why, you stuck up... half-witted... scruffy-looking... Nerf-herder!

120jugglingpaynes
Jan 3, 3:03pm Top

I know you are, but what am I?

121theexiledlibrarian
Jan 6, 9:01am Top

You're my only hope.

122foggidawn
Jan 10, 5:03pm Top

Look, I'm retired.
And besides... why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired?

123jugglingpaynes
Jan 12, 12:15am Top

You complete me!

124theexiledlibrarian
Feb 11, 1:16pm Top

That's my sweetheart in there. Wherever she is, that's where my home is.

125foggidawn
Feb 25, 4:40pm Top

I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.

126jugglingpaynes
Feb 25, 8:13pm Top

Cats and dogs, sleeping together...
Mass hysteria!

127theexiledlibrarian
Mar 17, 12:46am Top

It's like I said all along, poopsie: cats rule and dogs drool.

128compskibook
Apr 17, 8:08pm Top

Nothing to do but wait 'til it stops, I'm afraid. Better out than in.

129jugglingpaynes
Apr 19, 3:10pm Top

Get out.
Get out!

130theexiledlibrarian
May 23, 6:07pm Top

Chewie, get us out of here!

131foggidawn
Jun 2, 11:14pm Top

In case of emergency, exits are here, here, here, here, here—everywhere!

132jugglingpaynes
Jun 3, 9:33pm Top

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious--

133theexiledlibrarian
Jun 12, 11:28am Top

Mathematics... mathematics is never going to lead you to higher truth and you know why? Because it's boring!

134foggidawn
Jun 12, 1:10pm Top

Medicine, law, business, engineering: these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love -- these are what we stay alive for.

135jugglingpaynes
Jun 15, 7:28pm Top

It's alive! It's ALIVE! In the name of God, now I know what it feels like to BE God!

136compskibook
Jun 15, 9:35pm Top

I'm a god. I'm not "the" God... I don't think.

137theexiledlibrarian
Jun 16, 6:20pm Top

You know, the Christians have a guy who can do this trick in reverse.

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