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Carpe diem :: add 2 words to create a story :: Chapter 5

Playing games and solving puzzles

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1Jenni_Canuck
Apr 14, 2016, 11:12am Top

Nevertheless, the

2PhilJackson
Apr 14, 2016, 12:50pm Top

plot meandered

3rolandperkins
Apr 14, 2016, 3:23pm Top

,and Woody

4Jenni_Canuck
Apr 14, 2016, 5:43pm Top

continued to

5rolandperkins
Apr 14, 2016, 11:44pm Top

stay alert

6Pearoth
Apr 15, 2016, 4:21am Top

for ghosts.

7Jenni_Canuck
Apr 15, 2016, 11:37am Top

Silent, spooky

8PhilJackson
Apr 15, 2016, 12:32pm Top

, pungent and

9rolandperkins
Apr 15, 2016, 1:36pm Top

ominous, they

10Pearoth
Apr 16, 2016, 4:00am Top

lurked within

11PhilJackson
Apr 16, 2016, 6:17am Top

the shadows

12rolandperkins
Apr 16, 2016, 2:46pm Top

;ghost-hunters were

13Pearoth
Apr 17, 2016, 3:53am Top

en route

14rolandperkins
Apr 17, 2016, 2:20pm Top

to enemy

15Pearoth
Apr 18, 2016, 12:35pm Top

sectors, so

16rolandperkins
Apr 18, 2016, 1:17pm Top

that the

17Jenni_Canuck
Apr 18, 2016, 2:06pm Top

invisibility cloaks

18PhilJackson
Apr 18, 2016, 2:56pm Top

could be

19Pearoth
Apr 19, 2016, 3:43am Top

sabotaged. Woody

20Jenni_Canuck
Apr 19, 2016, 10:35am Top

wowed women

21rolandperkins
Apr 19, 2016, 1:03pm Top

with his

22Jenni_Canuck
Apr 19, 2016, 1:16pm Top

wicked wit

23rolandperkins
Apr 19, 2016, 1:19pm Top

: "Ghosts arenʻt

24Pearoth
Apr 19, 2016, 4:17pm Top

scary at

25rolandperkins
Apr 19, 2016, 10:50pm Top

any time

26Pearoth
Apr 20, 2016, 2:49pm Top

I'm around!"

27rolandperkins
Apr 20, 2016, 2:56pm Top

The response

28Jenni_Canuck
Apr 20, 2016, 9:18pm Top

from Pearoth

29shesinplainview
Apr 20, 2016, 9:33pm Top

was quite

30Pearoth
Apr 21, 2016, 4:14am Top

elegant, as

31kevinjwright
Apr 21, 2016, 7:47am Top

mostly unfurnished

32rolandperkins
Apr 22, 2016, 2:37pm Top

newcomers joined

33PhilJackson
Apr 22, 2016, 6:14pm Top

the fray.

34Jenni_Canuck
Apr 22, 2016, 7:54pm Top

PhilJackson was

35rolandperkins
Apr 22, 2016, 11:09pm Top

foremost among

36Pearoth
Apr 23, 2016, 4:02am Top

the Knights

37PhilJackson
Apr 23, 2016, 5:42am Top

of Ni

38Jenni_Canuck
Apr 23, 2016, 9:42pm Top

who say

39rolandperkins
Apr 24, 2016, 12:21am Top

"All for

40Pearoth
Apr 24, 2016, 4:10am Top

nothing, and

41PhilJackson
Apr 24, 2016, 6:52am Top

what's the

42rolandperkins
Apr 24, 2016, 11:57pm Top

use? Our

43Pearoth
Apr 25, 2016, 4:47am Top

quest was

44PhilJackson
Apr 25, 2016, 7:50am Top

noble but

45Jenni_Canuck
Apr 25, 2016, 10:34am Top

poorly planned

46rolandperkins
Apr 25, 2016, 1:21pm Top

,alas." Replying,

47Jenni_Canuck
Apr 25, 2016, 3:02pm Top

rolandperkins quickly

48jacqueline065
Apr 25, 2016, 5:10pm Top

absconded with

49rolandperkins
Apr 25, 2016, 5:31pm Top

most of

50Jenni_Canuck
Apr 25, 2016, 7:16pm Top

jacqueline065's classroom

51rolandperkins
Apr 25, 2016, 10:35pm Top

,taking their

52Pearoth
Edited: Apr 26, 2016, 7:13am Top

most prised

53rolandperkins
Apr 26, 2016, 1:52pm Top

gear, and

54PhilJackson
Apr 26, 2016, 4:05pm Top

finger paintings.

55rolandperkins
Apr 26, 2016, 6:58pm Top

The pursuit

56Jenni_Canuck
Apr 27, 2016, 9:37am Top

which ensued

57rolandperkins
Apr 27, 2016, 1:39pm Top

was led

58PhilJackson
Apr 27, 2016, 2:05pm Top

by class

59rolandperkins
Apr 27, 2016, 2:09pm Top

marshals, including

60PhilJackson
Apr 27, 2016, 2:34pm Top

Ronald Trumpet

61Pearoth
Apr 27, 2016, 3:52pm Top

and Jenni_Canuck.

62rolandperkins
Apr 28, 2016, 1:47am Top

Both were

63Jenni_Canuck
Apr 28, 2016, 5:28pm Top

dubiously intelligent

64rolandperkins
Apr 29, 2016, 3:46am Top

,had opposing

65Jenni_Canuck
Apr 29, 2016, 10:06am Top

political views

66rolandperkins
Apr 29, 2016, 1:59pm Top

and devised

67Pearoth
Apr 29, 2016, 3:25pm Top

complex schemes

68PhilJackson
Apr 29, 2016, 3:27pm Top

of contrasting

69rolandperkins
Apr 29, 2016, 9:50pm Top

syllabuses that

70Pearoth
Apr 30, 2016, 4:19am Top

contradicted each

71PhilJackson
Apr 30, 2016, 4:36am Top

other's every

72EMS_24
Edited: Apr 30, 2016, 4:40am Top

>>

73rolandperkins
Apr 30, 2016, 2:30pm Top

algorithm; they

74Pearoth
May 1, 2016, 4:34am Top

ran into

75PhilJackson
May 1, 2016, 4:48am Top

a wall

76rolandperkins
May 1, 2016, 2:13pm Top

that blocked

77Pearoth
May 2, 2016, 5:05am Top

the entrance

78PhilJackson
May 2, 2016, 5:56am Top

to Llareggub.

79rolandperkins
May 2, 2016, 3:08pm Top

(Liaregubb is

80jacqueline065
May 2, 2016, 4:28pm Top

Klingon for

81rolandperkins
Edited: May 2, 2016, 4:55pm Top

"Defense Fortification".)

82Pearoth
May 3, 2016, 9:00am Top

Having no

83PhilJackson
May 3, 2016, 1:06pm Top

Welsh Klingons

84rolandperkins
May 3, 2016, 1:58pm Top

,they interpreted

85Pearoth
May 3, 2016, 4:41pm Top

the inscriptions

86PhilJackson
May 3, 2016, 4:45pm Top

backwards and

87rolandperkins
May 3, 2016, 10:43pm Top

came up

88Pearoth
May 4, 2016, 2:05pm Top

with a(n)

89rolandperkins
May 4, 2016, 2:07pm Top

different definition:

90PhilJackson
May 4, 2016, 6:34pm Top

'bugger all'

91rolandperkins
May 5, 2016, 12:13am Top

The chase

92Pearoth
May 5, 2016, 3:17am Top

was interrupted

93rolandperkins
May 6, 2016, 12:15am Top

by new

94jacqueline065
May 6, 2016, 2:41pm Top

commands, given

95rolandperkins
May 6, 2016, 9:28pm Top

orders to

96Pearoth
May 7, 2016, 4:22am Top

give up

97rolandperkins
May 7, 2016, 2:45pm Top

(which wouldnʻt

98Pearoth
May 8, 2016, 4:19am Top

be followed)

99PhilJackson
May 8, 2016, 6:08am Top

'Round perdition's

100rolandperkins
May 8, 2016, 4:47pm Top

Corner. All

101shesinplainview
May 8, 2016, 10:40pm Top

the fearless

102Pearoth
May 9, 2016, 5:40am Top

demons celebrated

103PhilJackson
May 9, 2016, 12:57pm Top

black mass

104rolandperkins
May 9, 2016, 3:43pm Top

,much to

105shesinplainview
May 9, 2016, 8:59pm Top

their demise

106rolandperkins
May 9, 2016, 11:34pm Top

,as the

107Pearoth
May 10, 2016, 12:30pm Top

holy crusade

108PhilJackson
May 10, 2016, 1:00pm Top

killed anything

109rolandperkins
May 10, 2016, 2:30pm Top

in its

110jacqueline065
May 10, 2016, 3:54pm Top

pursuit of

111PhilJackson
May 10, 2016, 5:34pm Top

a plot

112shesinplainview
May 10, 2016, 9:46pm Top

Then, once

113Jenni_Canuck
May 11, 2016, 11:14am Top

the apparition

114rolandperkins
May 11, 2016, 1:42pm Top

had faded,

115Pearoth
May 11, 2016, 4:43pm Top

Woody opened

116PhilJackson
May 11, 2016, 4:53pm Top

'The Book

117Jenni_Canuck
May 12, 2016, 11:10am Top

of Awesome

118PhilJackson
May 12, 2016, 1:14pm Top

Power and

119rolandperkins
May 12, 2016, 2:26pm Top

Victories, reciting

120shesinplainview
May 12, 2016, 9:45pm Top

William Shakespeare

121rolandperkins
May 12, 2016, 9:54pm Top

and stalling

122shesinplainview
May 12, 2016, 10:02pm Top

for a

123rolandperkins
May 13, 2016, 1:11pm Top

chance to

124shesinplainview
May 13, 2016, 1:19pm Top

Get the

125Pearoth
May 13, 2016, 1:49pm Top

Silver Mushroom'.

126PhilJackson
May 13, 2016, 6:40pm Top

Miss Piggy

127shesinplainview
May 13, 2016, 8:46pm Top

was frightened

128rolandperkins
Edited: May 14, 2016, 12:27am Top

by this

129shesinplainview
May 14, 2016, 12:38am Top

confusing turn

130Pearoth
May 14, 2016, 5:39am Top

of events

131PhilJackson
May 14, 2016, 8:34am Top

and clung

132shesinplainview
May 14, 2016, 1:07pm Top

stubbornly to

133rolandperkins
May 14, 2016, 1:36pm Top

the policy

134PhilJackson
May 14, 2016, 2:27pm Top

document tattooed

135rolandperkins
May 14, 2016, 2:32pm Top

onto Woodyʻs

136Pearoth
May 14, 2016, 2:59pm Top

buttocks. "Ouch

137rolandperkins
May 14, 2016, 6:06pm Top

! what are

138Pearoth
May 15, 2016, 3:27am Top

you doing!?"

139EMS_24
Edited: May 15, 2016, 6:42am Top

, he shrieked, "

140PhilJackson
May 15, 2016, 9:49am Top

as Miss

141rolandperkins
May 15, 2016, 1:01pm Top

Piggy intervened

142shesinplainview
May 15, 2016, 8:26pm Top

with a

143Pearoth
May 16, 2016, 3:41am Top

delicate part

144PhilJackson
May 16, 2016, 2:19pm Top

of Woody's

145rolandperkins
May 16, 2016, 7:33pm Top

anatomy and

146Pearoth
May 17, 2016, 1:08pm Top

didn't want

147PhilJackson
May 17, 2016, 2:16pm Top

to let

148Pearoth
May 18, 2016, 11:41am Top

go, he

149rolandperkins
May 18, 2016, 2:27pm Top

shouted, "Let

150Pearoth
May 19, 2016, 3:16am Top

me sit

151rolandperkins
May 19, 2016, 3:17am Top

down a

152EMS_24
May 19, 2016, 6:47am Top

little while,

153rolandperkins
May 19, 2016, 8:43am Top

and talk

154PhilJackson
May 20, 2016, 1:03pm Top

of cabbages

155rolandperkins
May 20, 2016, 1:15pm Top

and kings

156Pearoth
May 20, 2016, 2:27pm Top

and stuff!"

157PhilJackson
May 20, 2016, 3:15pm Top

"Alright," said

158rolandperkins
May 20, 2016, 5:21pm Top

Miss Piggy.

159Pearoth
May 21, 2016, 4:35am Top

Woody lighted

160PhilJackson
May 23, 2016, 4:56pm Top

the way

161jacqueline065
May 24, 2016, 1:25pm Top

for us

162rolandperkins
May 24, 2016, 5:45pm Top

to proceed

163shesinplainview
May 24, 2016, 9:42pm Top

as we

164PhilJackson
May 25, 2016, 12:54pm Top

resumed our

165rolandperkins
May 25, 2016, 12:56pm Top

defenses. Every

166PhilJackson
May 25, 2016, 1:46pm Top

possible precaution

167rolandperkins
May 25, 2016, 1:48pm Top

was arranged

168Pearoth
May 25, 2016, 4:01pm Top

according to

169Jenni_Canuck
May 25, 2016, 5:21pm Top

Murphy's Law

170PhilJackson
May 25, 2016, 6:05pm Top

. So, inevitably,

171rolandperkins
May 25, 2016, 6:11pm Top

what could

172shesinplainview
May 25, 2016, 9:06pm Top

shouldn't have

173rolandperkins
May 25, 2016, 10:34pm Top

happened!) So

174Pearoth
May 26, 2016, 3:39am Top

all equipment

175PhilJackson
May 26, 2016, 12:39pm Top

went kapooie

176rolandperkins
May 26, 2016, 12:40pm Top

,leaving them

177Pearoth
May 26, 2016, 3:22pm Top

clueless over

178rolandperkins
May 26, 2016, 4:41pm Top

large portions

179jacqueline065
May 27, 2016, 12:54pm Top

of uncharted

180rolandperkins
May 27, 2016, 1:51pm Top

, undefended territory

181Pearoth
May 27, 2016, 2:22pm Top

. Fortunately, the

182rolandperkins
May 27, 2016, 2:23pm Top

onslaught proved

183shesinplainview
May 27, 2016, 9:18pm Top

less of

184rolandperkins
May 27, 2016, 9:55pm Top

a catastrophe

185shesinplainview
May 27, 2016, 11:05pm Top

until the

186rolandperkins
Edited: May 28, 2016, 2:01am Top

sudden appearance

187Pearoth
May 28, 2016, 3:36am Top

of Duke

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May 28, 2016, 4:38am Top

Ellington and

189rolandperkins
Edited: May 28, 2016, 2:02pm Top

190Pearoth
May 28, 2016, 2:40pm Top

, both carrying

191rolandperkins
May 28, 2016, 3:11pm Top

drums, etc.,

192shesinplainview
May 28, 2016, 11:41pm Top

and ready

193rolandperkins
May 29, 2016, 1:18am Top

to re-organize

194Pearoth
May 29, 2016, 3:34am Top

the mess.

195PhilJackson
May 29, 2016, 5:09am Top

Maps were

196rolandperkins
May 29, 2016, 2:03pm Top

unfolded, showing

197Pearoth
May 29, 2016, 3:19pm Top

restaurants, inns

198rolandperkins
May 29, 2016, 3:33pm Top

and other

199shesinplainview
May 29, 2016, 10:43pm Top

types of

200PhilJackson
May 30, 2016, 5:00am Top

eating places.

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May 30, 2016, 1:38pm Top

The overall

202Pearoth
May 30, 2016, 3:38pm Top

rating was

203rolandperkins
Edited: May 30, 2016, 7:13pm Top

:Woody 57.5,

204Pearoth
May 31, 2016, 1:04pm Top

Pelé 10,

205rolandperkins
May 31, 2016, 2:14pm Top

Krupa 8.7,

206PhilJackson
May 31, 2016, 5:27pm Top

Alice's Restaurant

207shesinplainview
May 31, 2016, 6:23pm Top

which is

208rolandperkins
May 31, 2016, 8:50pm Top

surprisingly lower

209Jenni_Canuck
Jun 1, 2016, 10:29am Top

-priced than

210PhilJackson
Jun 1, 2016, 12:46pm Top

Mom and

211rolandperkins
Jun 1, 2016, 12:47pm Top

Duke had

212PhilJackson
Jun 1, 2016, 1:27pm Top

paid at

213rolandperkins
Jun 1, 2016, 1:38pm Top

an earlier

214shesinplainview
Jun 1, 2016, 10:57pm Top

visited restaurant

215rolandperkins
Jun 1, 2016, 11:31pm Top

.Everyone now

216Pearoth
Jun 2, 2016, 3:27am Top

was hungry,

217rolandperkins
Jun 2, 2016, 12:15pm Top

so Woody

218PhilJackson
Jun 2, 2016, 12:40pm Top

shot a(n)

219Pearoth
Jun 2, 2016, 2:06pm Top

picture of

220rolandperkins
Jun 3, 2016, 1:12am Top

2 warriors

221Pearoth
Jun 3, 2016, 11:26am Top

with popsicles

222rolandperkins
Jun 3, 2016, 1:52pm Top

"Stay off

223PhilJackson
Jun 4, 2016, 5:48am Top

those things

224rolandperkins
Jun 4, 2016, 8:17am Top

; weʻll eat

225Pearoth
Jun 5, 2016, 4:25am Top

in few

226rolandperkins
Jun 5, 2016, 1:13pm Top

minutes!" Gene

227TateEden
Jun 5, 2016, 3:59pm Top

called, turning

228rolandperkins
Jun 5, 2016, 5:24pm Top

to Woody

229Pearoth
Jun 7, 2016, 1:20pm Top

, which turned

230rolandperkins
Jun 7, 2016, 1:31pm Top

the confrontation

231PhilJackson
Jun 7, 2016, 2:38pm Top

(drum roll...)

232rolandperkins
Jun 7, 2016, 3:03pm Top

into a

233shesinplainview
Jun 7, 2016, 10:26pm Top

completely ridiculous

234rolandperkins
Jun 7, 2016, 11:56pm Top

slapstick fight

235Pearoth
Jun 8, 2016, 12:32pm Top

with sausages.

236rolandperkins
Jun 8, 2016, 1:28pm Top

Gene, as

237shesinplainview
Jun 8, 2016, 11:19pm Top

a normally

238rolandperkins
Edited: Jun 8, 2016, 11:24pm Top

astute fighter,

239shesinplainview
Jun 8, 2016, 11:43pm Top

was totally

240Jenni_Canuck
Jun 9, 2016, 12:26pm Top

discombobulated. Nevertheless,

241rolandperkins
Jun 9, 2016, 2:15pm Top

the Enemy

242shesinplainview
Jun 9, 2016, 8:00pm Top

was unexpectedly

243rolandperkins
Jun 9, 2016, 9:11pm Top

reinforced by

244Pearoth
Jun 10, 2016, 4:29pm Top

haemophilic elves

245rolandperkins
Jun 10, 2016, 9:28pm Top

who mounted

246EMS_24
Jun 11, 2016, 7:25am Top

flimsy columns

247rolandperkins
Jun 11, 2016, 3:08pm Top

that drove

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to an

249Pearoth
Jun 12, 2016, 3:49am Top

unknown place

250rolandperkins
Jun 12, 2016, 11:43pm Top

where our

251Pearoth
Jun 13, 2016, 3:49am Top

sorrows and

252rolandperkins
Jun 13, 2016, 12:56pm Top

brighter memories

253Pearoth
Jun 14, 2016, 12:48pm Top

were fabricated.

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Jun 14, 2016, 2:05pm Top

The quest

255shesinplainview
Jun 14, 2016, 11:32pm Top

eventually led

256rolandperkins
Jun 15, 2016, 12:21am Top

to secret

257Pearoth
Jun 15, 2016, 12:05pm Top

plans of

258shesinplainview
Jun 15, 2016, 11:15pm Top

adopting kittens

259rolandperkins
Jun 16, 2016, 12:41am Top

. Such felines

260Pearoth
Jun 16, 2016, 3:56pm Top

were capable

261rolandperkins
Jun 16, 2016, 3:58pm Top

of auxiliary

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Jun 16, 2016, 5:00pm Top

cuteness concealing

263rolandperkins
Jun 16, 2016, 9:21pm Top

their devious

264shesinplainview
Edited: Jun 17, 2016, 12:13am Top

yet charming,

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Jun 17, 2016, 2:49pm Top

counter-plans

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Jun 17, 2016, 4:48pm Top

that assured

267rolandperkins
Jun 17, 2016, 9:23pm Top

neither side

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Jun 18, 2016, 9:45am Top

would adopt

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Jun 18, 2016, 2:03pm Top

a finalizing

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Jun 19, 2016, 5:29am Top

strategy. Unceasing

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Jun 19, 2016, 2:22pm Top

patrols caused

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Jun 19, 2016, 4:18pm Top

tension and

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Jun 20, 2016, 1:13pm Top

prevented Woody

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from reincarnating

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as a

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Jun 21, 2016, 1:11pm Top

penguin. "I

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Jun 21, 2016, 1:15pm Top

prefer this

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Jun 21, 2016, 8:50pm Top

actually, and

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Jun 22, 2016, 8:51pm Top

insist on

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Jun 23, 2016, 1:54pm Top

pursuing my

281PhilJackson
Jun 23, 2016, 2:16pm Top

dream of

282Jenni_Canuck
Jun 23, 2016, 2:49pm Top

extreme transmogrification

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Jun 23, 2016, 8:52pm Top

or, just

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Jun 24, 2016, 3:28am Top

wise self-interest

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Jun 26, 2016, 3:54am Top

...". Beelzebub interrupted

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Jun 26, 2016, 4:48am Top

"Listen, Son

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Jun 27, 2016, 3:53am Top

, your mother

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Jun 27, 2016, 9:21pm Top

never told

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Jun 28, 2016, 4:02am Top

you about

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Jun 28, 2016, 2:55pm Top

Enemy machinations

291shesinplainview
Jun 28, 2016, 6:19pm Top

but, never

292rolandperkins
Jun 29, 2016, 12:01am Top

, either, told

293Pearoth
Jun 29, 2016, 3:22pm Top

your grandmother

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Jun 29, 2016, 3:25pm Top

that you

295shesinplainview
Jun 29, 2016, 10:41pm Top

were absolutely

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Jun 30, 2016, 2:12pm Top

uncertain about

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Jun 30, 2016, 4:03pm Top

Schrodinger's cat

298shesinplainview
Jun 30, 2016, 10:32pm Top

. Nevertheless, she

299rolandperkins
Jul 1, 2016, 2:09pm Top

waived the

300Pearoth
Jul 1, 2016, 2:28pm Top

right to

301rolandperkins
Edited: Jul 1, 2016, 2:30pm Top

intervene zealously

302shesinplainview
Jul 3, 2016, 12:53am Top

though while

303rolandperkins
Jul 3, 2016, 2:32pm Top

losers, they

304shesinplainview
Jul 3, 2016, 7:48pm Top

were more

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Jul 3, 2016, 8:49pm Top

reliable than

306shesinplainview
Jul 3, 2016, 9:09pm Top

all of

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Jul 4, 2016, 3:14am Top

your slothful

308shesinplainview
Jul 4, 2016, 2:18pm Top

cousins from

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Jul 4, 2016, 3:21pm Top

Earth could

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Jul 4, 2016, 8:29pm Top

manage to

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Jul 4, 2016, 8:38pm Top

be. Just

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Jul 4, 2016, 8:43pm Top

in case

313shesinplainview
Jul 4, 2016, 9:13pm Top

they ever

314Pearoth
Jul 5, 2016, 3:33am Top

see you

315EMS_24
Jul 5, 2016, 4:40am Top

I advice

316shesinplainview
Jul 5, 2016, 8:34pm Top

, throw a

317rolandperkins
Jul 5, 2016, 8:38pm Top

torch or

318shesinplainview
Jul 5, 2016, 8:40pm Top

dirty sock

319rolandperkins
Jul 5, 2016, 11:05pm Top

their way

320Pearoth
Jul 6, 2016, 4:26pm Top

and tell

321EMS_24
Jul 6, 2016, 4:33pm Top

them to

322shesinplainview
Jul 6, 2016, 9:09pm Top

run, run

323rolandperkins
Edited: Jul 7, 2016, 12:40am Top

;weʻre on

324Pearoth
Jul 7, 2016, 3:37am Top

fire!". Woody

325Jenni_Canuck
Jul 7, 2016, 1:53pm Top

burst into

326EMS_24
Edited: Jul 8, 2016, 4:25am Top

laughter without

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Jul 7, 2016, 8:48pm Top

pausing to

328Pearoth
Jul 8, 2016, 2:37pm Top

breath. As

329shesinplainview
Jul 8, 2016, 9:42pm Top

he tried

330rolandperkins
Jul 8, 2016, 10:41pm Top

a new

331Pearoth
Jul 9, 2016, 4:21am Top

lollypop, his

332shesinplainview
Jul 9, 2016, 1:41pm Top

expression changed

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Jul 9, 2016, 5:10pm Top

to activist

334shesinplainview
Jul 10, 2016, 10:52am Top

and followed

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Jul 10, 2016, 9:14pm Top

trends of

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Jul 10, 2016, 9:32pm Top

counting flavors

337rolandperkins
Jul 12, 2016, 2:12pm Top

, several of

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Jul 12, 2016, 7:26pm Top

which were

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Jul 13, 2016, 2:11pm Top

strawberry. This

340rolandperkins
Jul 13, 2016, 2:59pm Top

led to

341Pearoth
Jul 13, 2016, 4:53pm Top

a discussion

342shesinplainview
Jul 13, 2016, 7:01pm Top

comparing fruits

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Jul 13, 2016, 10:27pm Top

and failures

344shesinplainview
Jul 13, 2016, 10:36pm Top

although, no

345rolandperkins
Jul 13, 2016, 10:39pm Top

disaster had

346EMS_24
Edited: Jul 14, 2016, 3:49am Top

happened yet.

347rolandperkins
Jul 14, 2016, 2:55pm Top

Their most

348Pearoth
Jul 15, 2016, 2:48pm Top

disastrous day

349rolandperkins
Jul 15, 2016, 3:08pm Top

proved to

350shesinplainview
Jul 17, 2016, 3:17pm Top

show Woody

351rolandperkins
Jul 18, 2016, 8:07pm Top

how reorganization

352shesinplainview
Jul 18, 2016, 10:50pm Top

could result

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Jul 19, 2016, 2:31am Top

in chaos

354rolandperkins
Jul 19, 2016, 3:37am Top

. The direction

355Pearoth
Jul 20, 2016, 1:58pm Top

events took

356rolandperkins
Jul 20, 2016, 5:58pm Top

was problematic:

357shesinplainview
Edited: Jul 20, 2016, 7:15pm Top

"We're damned,

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Jul 20, 2016, 11:33pm Top

if we

359Pearoth
Jul 21, 2016, 2:32pm Top

don't manage

360rolandperkins
Jul 21, 2016, 3:07pm Top

a new

361shesinplainview
Jul 21, 2016, 7:53pm Top

method of

362rolandperkins
Jul 21, 2016, 7:57pm Top

defense." All

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Jul 22, 2016, 12:37pm Top

walls were

364rolandperkins
Jul 22, 2016, 2:07pm Top

provided with

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Jul 23, 2016, 4:07am Top

posters explaining

366rolandperkins
Jul 23, 2016, 4:45pm Top

the core

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Jul 23, 2016, 6:27pm Top

principles of

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Jul 23, 2016, 10:00pm Top

their defense

369shesinplainview
Jul 23, 2016, 10:07pm Top

. Most importantly,

370rolandperkins
Jul 23, 2016, 10:59pm Top

their new

371Pearoth
Jul 24, 2016, 4:54am Top

spike traps

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Jul 24, 2016, 2:51pm Top

, the enemy

373shesinplainview
Jul 24, 2016, 3:49pm Top

had no

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Jul 25, 2016, 1:54pm Top

shoes nor

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Jul 25, 2016, 2:14pm Top

stockings. They

376shesinplainview
Jul 25, 2016, 4:48pm Top

were sorely

377Pearoth
Jul 26, 2016, 1:09pm Top

creeping towards

378rolandperkins
Jul 26, 2016, 1:22pm Top

an encounter

379shesinplainview
Jul 26, 2016, 8:26pm Top

and smashing

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Jul 26, 2016, 10:10pm Top

the foremost

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Jul 27, 2016, 3:30am Top

jar of

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Poliwag eggs

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Jul 27, 2016, 12:22pm Top

, releasing a(n)

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Jul 27, 2016, 2:20pm Top

aura of

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Jul 27, 2016, 6:07pm Top

the mysterious

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Jul 27, 2016, 8:43pm Top

foesʻ hyperbolic

387shesinplainview
Jul 27, 2016, 9:15pm Top

force field

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Jul 28, 2016, 12:57am Top

. Other considerations

389shesinplainview
Jul 28, 2016, 9:44pm Top

being such

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Jul 29, 2016, 10:24pm Top

insurmountable obstacles

391shesinplainview
Jul 30, 2016, 8:51pm Top

requiring magic

392Pearoth
Jul 31, 2016, 2:35am Top

seals to

393shesinplainview
Jul 31, 2016, 9:01pm Top

forever appear

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Aug 1, 2016, 1:09am Top

adjutatory and

395Pearoth
Aug 1, 2016, 5:41pm Top

updog. The

396shesinplainview
Aug 1, 2016, 8:27pm Top

main issue

397rolandperkins
Aug 2, 2016, 12:02am Top

remained: "What

398shesinplainview
Edited: Aug 3, 2016, 12:17am Top

silly superstition

399rolandperkins
Aug 3, 2016, 1:36am Top

is guiding

400Pearoth
Edited: Aug 3, 2016, 4:09am Top

the dwarves?"

401EMS_24
Aug 3, 2016, 7:26am Top

"What a

402rolandperkins
Aug 3, 2016, 2:51pm Top

question! everyone

403Pearoth
Aug 4, 2016, 4:39am Top

is curious!"

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Aug 4, 2016, 5:00am Top

How would

405shesinplainview
Aug 4, 2016, 7:35pm Top

anyone think

406rolandperkins
Aug 4, 2016, 11:50pm Top

dwarves have

407Pearoth
Aug 5, 2016, 3:42am Top

magical trinkets

408rolandperkins
Aug 5, 2016, 4:53pm Top

that circumvent

409shesinplainview
Aug 5, 2016, 7:45pm Top

the evil

410rolandperkins
Aug 5, 2016, 10:30pm Top

foe. Other

411Pearoth
Aug 6, 2016, 5:45am Top

factions did

412shesinplainview
Aug 6, 2016, 5:33pm Top

use different

413Pearoth
Aug 7, 2016, 4:29am Top

amulets to

414shesinplainview
Aug 7, 2016, 4:28pm Top

hypnotize and

415Pearoth
Aug 8, 2016, 4:41am Top

seduce, but

416shesinplainview
Aug 9, 2016, 8:38pm Top

dwarves obviously

417rolandperkins
Aug 9, 2016, 8:47pm Top

know their

418shesinplainview
Aug 9, 2016, 11:33pm Top

limitations including

419Pearoth
Aug 10, 2016, 4:25am Top

lack of

420rolandperkins
Aug 10, 2016, 1:35pm Top

brainstorming or

421shesinplainview
Aug 10, 2016, 7:25pm Top

modern dancing

422rolandperkins
Aug 10, 2016, 7:55pm Top

.Dwarves, consequently

423shesinplainview
Aug 10, 2016, 9:35pm Top

usually resort

424rolandperkins
Aug 11, 2016, 12:11am Top

to peculiar

425Pearoth
Aug 11, 2016, 4:27am Top

rituals, believing

426shesinplainview
Aug 11, 2016, 10:08pm Top

that fairies

427rolandperkins
Aug 12, 2016, 12:26am Top

are their

428shesinplainview
Edited: Aug 12, 2016, 1:36am Top

familiar spirits.

429Pearoth
Aug 12, 2016, 4:08am Top

They gather

430rolandperkins
Aug 12, 2016, 1:52pm Top

that Woody

431Pearoth
Aug 13, 2016, 4:33am Top

is the

432rolandperkins
Aug 14, 2016, 2:00pm Top

key member

433EMS_24
Aug 14, 2016, 2:18pm Top

of the

434rolandperkins
Aug 14, 2016, 2:28pm Top

forces aligned

435shesinplainview
Aug 14, 2016, 9:48pm Top

against most

436Pearoth
Aug 15, 2016, 5:58am Top

superstitious cults

437rolandperkins
Aug 15, 2016, 1:44pm Top

. He, therefore

438shesinplainview
Aug 15, 2016, 7:59pm Top

(snickering mischievously)

439rolandperkins
Aug 15, 2016, 11:10pm Top

ordered them

440Pearoth
Aug 16, 2016, 4:58am Top

to build

441Jenni_Canuck
Aug 16, 2016, 10:54am Top

sand castles

442EMS_24
Aug 16, 2016, 11:14am Top

to distract

443rolandperkins
Aug 16, 2016, 2:31pm Top

the enemy

444Pearoth
Aug 17, 2016, 5:30am Top

crab division

445Jenni_Canuck
Aug 17, 2016, 12:29pm Top

from dividing

446rolandperkins
Aug 18, 2016, 2:16am Top

into factions

447Pearoth
Aug 18, 2016, 4:33am Top

whose products

448rolandperkins
Aug 18, 2016, 2:57pm Top

threatened the

449Jenni_Canuck
Aug 19, 2016, 1:58pm Top

fragile ecology

450Pearoth
Aug 19, 2016, 5:03pm Top

of Booktown.

451rolandperkins
Aug 19, 2016, 7:44pm Top

The next

452Pearoth
Aug 20, 2016, 4:16am Top

day, Woody

453EMS_24
Edited: Aug 20, 2016, 5:19am Top

decided to

454rolandperkins
Aug 20, 2016, 2:17pm Top

reorganize the

455Pearoth
Aug 21, 2016, 4:31am Top

Captain's office

456shesinplainview
Aug 21, 2016, 8:43am Top

and redecorate

457EMS_24
Aug 21, 2016, 9:08am Top

the staffing.

458shesinplainview
Aug 21, 2016, 9:28am Top

New uniforms,

459shesinplainview
Edited: Aug 21, 2016, 9:28am Top

-

460EMS_24
Aug 21, 2016, 9:30am Top

medals and

461rolandperkins
Aug 21, 2016, 1:53pm Top

ephemera. Such

462Pearoth
Aug 22, 2016, 4:53am Top

critical task

463EMS_24
Aug 22, 2016, 5:34am Top

could only

464rolandperkins
Aug 22, 2016, 2:20pm Top

hinder their

465bsmith2836
Aug 22, 2016, 2:24pm Top

excitement for

466rolandperkins
Aug 22, 2016, 2:29pm Top

more clashes

467shesinplainview
Aug 23, 2016, 6:22am Top

and most

468rolandperkins
Aug 23, 2016, 1:58pm Top

followers approved

469Jenni_Canuck
Aug 23, 2016, 4:34pm Top

, without question,

470rolandperkins
Aug 24, 2016, 2:09pm Top

Woodyʻs ever-changing

471shesinplainview
Aug 25, 2016, 12:40am Top

plans for

472rolandperkins
Aug 25, 2016, 1:14pm Top

offense and

473shesinplainview
Aug 25, 2016, 10:43pm Top

secret methods

474rolandperkins
Aug 27, 2016, 7:11pm Top

. One method

475shesinplainview
Aug 27, 2016, 7:18pm Top

which requires

476rolandperkins
Aug 27, 2016, 7:33pm Top

frequent practice

477shesinplainview
Aug 27, 2016, 7:45pm Top

while balancing

478rolandperkins
Aug 27, 2016, 7:46pm Top

mechanisms and

479shesinplainview
Aug 27, 2016, 7:48pm Top

juggling bottles

480rolandperkins
Aug 27, 2016, 8:12pm Top

. These led

481Pearoth
Aug 28, 2016, 5:01am Top

to shortage

482EMS_24
Aug 28, 2016, 5:31am Top

of indispensable

483shesinplainview
Aug 28, 2016, 10:07am Top

items that

484rolandperkins
Aug 28, 2016, 1:40pm Top

Woody hadnʻt

485Pearoth
Aug 28, 2016, 4:12pm Top

found on

486shesinplainview
Aug 28, 2016, 8:19pm Top

inspection of

487Pearoth
Aug 29, 2016, 3:39am Top

his trousers.

488shesinplainview
Aug 29, 2016, 7:53pm Top

His shirts

489rolandperkins
Aug 29, 2016, 11:27pm Top

were a(n)

490Pearoth
Aug 30, 2016, 3:33am Top

flag now,

491EMS_24
Aug 30, 2016, 9:15am Top

red, green

492rolandperkins
Edited: Aug 30, 2016, 3:21pm Top

This message has been deleted by its author.

493rolandperkins
Aug 30, 2016, 3:26pm Top

: the color-mix

494shesinplainview
Edited: Aug 30, 2016, 7:58pm Top

seemed quite

495rolandperkins
Aug 30, 2016, 8:50pm Top

dazzling and

496Needtoreadit
Aug 30, 2016, 10:49pm Top

She was

497shesinplainview
Aug 30, 2016, 11:16pm Top

unknown to

498Needtoreadit
Aug 31, 2016, 12:17am Top

him. Surprisingly,

499Pearoth
Aug 31, 2016, 3:20am Top

his socks

500shesinplainview
Aug 31, 2016, 9:15pm Top

were different

501EMS_24
Sep 1, 2016, 3:55am Top

: White with

502Pearoth
Sep 1, 2016, 4:21am Top

503EMS_24
Edited: Sep 2, 2016, 8:43am Top

504Pearoth
Sep 1, 2016, 4:51pm Top

wands and

505Needtoreadit
Sep 2, 2016, 10:27am Top

Butterfly kisses.

506rolandperkins
Sep 2, 2016, 6:34pm Top

The main

507shesinplainview
Sep 2, 2016, 7:15pm Top

point, though,

508EMS_24
Sep 3, 2016, 3:39am Top

was the

509Pearoth
Sep 3, 2016, 4:31am Top

pink tutu

510rolandperkins
Sep 4, 2016, 12:43am Top

that Miss

511Pearoth
Sep 4, 2016, 4:18am Top

Triss was

512EMS_24
Sep 4, 2016, 8:18am Top

using as

513shesinplainview
Sep 4, 2016, 10:16am Top

concealment for

514rolandperkins
Sep 4, 2016, 2:47pm Top

weapons. She

515shesinplainview
Edited: Sep 4, 2016, 8:39pm Top

giggled wickedly

516rolandperkins
Sep 4, 2016, 8:56pm Top

,drawing a

517Pearoth
Sep 5, 2016, 5:14am Top

handgun and

518rolandperkins
Edited: Sep 5, 2016, 8:58pm Top

aiming at

519shesinplainview
Sep 5, 2016, 9:00pm Top

a hallucination

520rolandperkins
Sep 5, 2016, 9:06pm Top

which seemed

521shesinplainview
Sep 5, 2016, 9:08pm Top

to be

522rolandperkins
Sep 5, 2016, 9:16pm Top

Woodyʻs features

523shesinplainview
Sep 5, 2016, 9:19pm Top

. Luckily, she

524rolandperkins
Sep 5, 2016, 9:20pm Top

missed. Woody

525shesinplainview
Sep 5, 2016, 9:25pm Top

would have

526rolandperkins
Sep 5, 2016, 9:32pm Top

escaped anyway,

527Pearoth
Sep 6, 2016, 4:16am Top

since he

528rolandperkins
Sep 6, 2016, 2:32pm Top

is alert

529shesinplainview
Sep 6, 2016, 7:27pm Top

and always

530rolandperkins
Sep 7, 2016, 12:51am Top

knows when

531Pearoth
Sep 7, 2016, 4:06am Top

to duck.

532EMS_24
Sep 7, 2016, 7:46am Top

Triss Merigold

533rolandperkins
Sep 7, 2016, 2:28pm Top

added to

534Pearoth
Sep 8, 2016, 4:30am Top

the concoction

535EMS_24
Edited: Sep 8, 2016, 5:46am Top

crushed roots

536Pearoth
Sep 8, 2016, 3:53pm Top

and dried

537EMS_24
Sep 8, 2016, 6:35pm Top

celandine leaves.

538shesinplainview
Sep 8, 2016, 8:04pm Top

Although, waiting

539rolandperkins
Sep 9, 2016, 1:22am Top

was irksome,

540Pearoth
Sep 9, 2016, 4:29am Top

she knew

541EMS_24
Sep 9, 2016, 4:31am Top

the elixir

542rolandperkins
Sep 9, 2016, 2:26pm Top

would provide

543EMS_24
Sep 9, 2016, 5:39pm Top

more impact

544rolandperkins
Sep 9, 2016, 8:22pm Top

on ongoing

545Pearoth
Sep 10, 2016, 4:25am Top

infections than

546EMS_24
Edited: Sep 10, 2016, 7:12am Top

if she

547Pearoth
Edited: Sep 11, 2016, 4:44am Top

just administered

548EMS_24
Edited: Sep 11, 2016, 7:20am Top

immediately after

549rolandperkins
Sep 10, 2016, 2:48pm Top

a clash.

550shesinplainview
Sep 10, 2016, 10:55pm Top

As expected

551Pearoth
Sep 11, 2016, 4:47am Top

from such

552EMS_24
Sep 11, 2016, 7:37am Top

a contrivance

553rolandperkins
Sep 11, 2016, 2:27pm Top

, new difficulties

554shesinplainview
Sep 11, 2016, 5:03pm Top

immediately arose.

555rolandperkins
Sep 11, 2016, 5:49pm Top

Woody and

556Pearoth
Sep 12, 2016, 4:13am Top

Rocky were

557rolandperkins
Sep 12, 2016, 2:02pm Top

planning a

558Pearoth
Sep 13, 2016, 5:07am Top

dinner to

559shesinplainview
Sep 13, 2016, 2:10pm Top

welcome the

560rolandperkins
Sep 13, 2016, 2:13pm Top

foesʻ envoys

561Pearoth
Sep 14, 2016, 6:29am Top

. The main

562EMS_24
Sep 14, 2016, 7:45am Top

course would

563rolandperkins
Sep 15, 2016, 12:33am Top

include garlic,

564EMS_24
Edited: Sep 15, 2016, 3:59am Top

565Pearoth
Sep 15, 2016, 4:26am Top

fried cabbages,

566rolandperkins
Sep 15, 2016, 2:03pm Top

and borscht.

567Pearoth
Sep 16, 2016, 4:32am Top

The cauldron

568rolandperkins
Sep 16, 2016, 2:24pm Top

boiled merrily

569SDaisy
Sep 16, 2016, 4:26pm Top

, but unbeknownst

570rolandperkins
Sep 16, 2016, 7:04pm Top

to any

571EMS_24
Edited: Sep 17, 2016, 3:47am Top

visitor of

572rolandperkins
Sep 16, 2016, 7:29pm Top

average intelligence

573shesinplainview
Sep 17, 2016, 1:02am Top

, the food

574rolandperkins
Sep 17, 2016, 1:35am Top

,as part

575EMS_24
Sep 17, 2016, 4:45am Top

of elaborate

576Pearoth
Sep 17, 2016, 5:26am Top

intrigues, was

577SDaisy
Sep 17, 2016, 3:17pm Top

poisoned by

578EMS_24
Sep 17, 2016, 5:09pm Top

the boy

579rolandperkins
Sep 17, 2016, 6:19pm Top

. Of course

580EMS_24
Sep 17, 2016, 6:21pm Top

nobody else

581rolandperkins
Sep 17, 2016, 6:24pm Top

cared if

582SDaisy
Sep 17, 2016, 9:21pm Top

they all

583shesinplainview
Edited: Sep 17, 2016, 9:23pm Top

got sick.

584Pearoth
Sep 18, 2016, 4:38am Top

The problem

585shesinplainview
Sep 18, 2016, 8:20am Top

was resolved

586SDaisy
Sep 18, 2016, 2:41pm Top

when Woody

587rolandperkins
Sep 18, 2016, 3:23pm Top

admitted heʻd

588SDaisy
Sep 18, 2016, 3:24pm Top

unwittingly let

589rolandperkins
Sep 18, 2016, 3:25pm Top

the diehards

590SDaisy
Sep 18, 2016, 3:27pm Top

, through gluttony,

591rolandperkins
Sep 18, 2016, 3:37pm Top

poison part

592EMS_24
Sep 18, 2016, 3:41pm Top

of the

593rolandperkins
Sep 18, 2016, 3:44pm Top

food. The

594EMS_24
Sep 18, 2016, 3:48pm Top

next thing

595rolandperkins
Sep 18, 2016, 5:37pm Top

was discussion

596shesinplainview
Sep 18, 2016, 7:18pm Top

about how

597rolandperkins
Sep 18, 2016, 7:31pm Top

permanent peace

598shesinplainview
Sep 18, 2016, 7:37pm Top

could be

599rolandperkins
Sep 18, 2016, 7:38pm Top

established. Phil

600shesinplainview
Sep 18, 2016, 7:41pm Top

immediately recommended

601rolandperkins
Sep 18, 2016, 7:43pm Top

a treaty

602shesinplainview
Sep 18, 2016, 7:48pm Top

between all

603rolandperkins
Sep 18, 2016, 7:58pm Top

factions. Most

604shesinplainview
Sep 18, 2016, 8:00pm Top

of them

605rolandperkins
Edited: Sep 18, 2016, 8:05pm Top

agreed. A(n)

606shesinplainview
Sep 18, 2016, 8:17pm Top

exception was

607rolandperkins
Sep 18, 2016, 8:19pm Top

granted to

608shesinplainview
Sep 18, 2016, 8:21pm Top

an unusual

609rolandperkins
Sep 18, 2016, 8:22pm Top

case of

610shesinplainview
Sep 18, 2016, 8:28pm Top

deaf-mute giants.

611rolandperkins
Sep 18, 2016, 8:42pm Top

All others

612Pearoth
Sep 19, 2016, 3:46am Top

should listen

613EMS_24
Sep 19, 2016, 6:40am Top

sharply to

614rolandperkins
Sep 19, 2016, 2:51pm Top

Philʻs orders

615SDaisy
Sep 19, 2016, 4:09pm Top

as he

616shesinplainview
Sep 19, 2016, 7:54pm Top

explains the

617rolandperkins
Sep 19, 2016, 11:23pm Top

terms of

618Pearoth
Sep 20, 2016, 4:46am Top

agreement in

619SDaisy
Sep 20, 2016, 3:19pm Top

the treaty

620rolandperkins
Sep 20, 2016, 3:24pm Top

. Consequent dissent

621SDaisy
Sep 20, 2016, 3:32pm Top

was unavoidable

622rolandperkins
Sep 20, 2016, 3:36pm Top

,since Woody

623shesinplainview
Sep 20, 2016, 8:56pm Top

unfortunately mispronounced

624rolandperkins
Sep 21, 2016, 12:19am Top

an envoyʻs

625Pearoth
Sep 21, 2016, 5:09am Top

name which

626shesinplainview
Sep 21, 2016, 12:39pm Top

highly offended

627EMS_24
Sep 21, 2016, 12:59pm Top

the spokesman

628SDaisy
Sep 21, 2016, 6:36pm Top

. "It's Bob,

629rolandperkins
Sep 21, 2016, 11:00pm Top

NOT "boob"

630Pearoth
Sep 22, 2016, 3:41am Top

you insensitive

631rolandperkins
Edited: Sep 22, 2016, 4:00pm Top

pseudo-leader! What

632SDaisy
Sep 22, 2016, 4:34pm Top

are you

633shesinplainview
Sep 22, 2016, 8:36pm Top

implying!? You,

634rolandperkins
Sep 22, 2016, 10:04pm Top

treaty-breaker! Donʻt

635shesinplainview
Sep 22, 2016, 10:09pm Top

even try

636rolandperkins
Sep 22, 2016, 10:34pm Top

to topple

637Pearoth
Sep 23, 2016, 5:38am Top

over the

638shesinplainview
Sep 23, 2016, 7:02am Top

even try

639rolandperkins
Sep 23, 2016, 2:17pm Top

to sabotage the

640SDaisy
Sep 23, 2016, 2:19pm Top

plans we

641rolandperkins
Sep 23, 2016, 2:23pm Top

ʻtreatifiedʻ." He

642EMS_24
Edited: Sep 23, 2016, 4:29pm Top

took his

643Pearoth
Sep 24, 2016, 4:23am Top

rubber chicken

644EMS_24
Sep 24, 2016, 5:47am Top

and promulgated: "

645Pearoth
Sep 24, 2016, 10:14am Top

I hereby

646rolandperkins
Sep 24, 2016, 2:07pm Top

suspend any

647SDaisy
Sep 24, 2016, 7:03pm Top

and all

648rolandperkins
Sep 24, 2016, 7:32pm Top

breakers of

649shesinplainview
Sep 25, 2016, 8:14am Top

the agreements

650SDaisy
Sep 25, 2016, 11:49am Top

... especially you,

651rolandperkins
Sep 25, 2016, 2:10pm Top

pseudo-leader. You

652shesinplainview
Sep 25, 2016, 2:27pm Top

never had

653rolandperkins
Sep 25, 2016, 2:31pm Top

an inkling

654shesinplainview
Sep 25, 2016, 2:44pm Top

of what

655rolandperkins
Sep 25, 2016, 2:46pm Top

treaties mean!"

656SDaisy
Sep 25, 2016, 3:45pm Top

"Whoa there!

657rolandperkins
Sep 25, 2016, 6:10pm Top

Treaties are

658shesinplainview
Sep 25, 2016, 8:53pm Top

nice snacks,

659rolandperkins
Sep 26, 2016, 12:12am Top

but one

660Pearoth
Sep 26, 2016, 4:35am Top

cannot eat

661SDaisy
Sep 26, 2016, 12:47pm Top

paper and

662rolandperkins
Sep 26, 2016, 2:08pm Top

ink. My

663SDaisy
Sep 26, 2016, 2:46pm Top

opinion is

664rolandperkins
Sep 26, 2016, 3:04pm Top

solid. Any

665SDaisy
Sep 26, 2016, 3:10pm Top

body who

666rolandperkins
Sep 26, 2016, 3:14pm Top

doubts me

667SDaisy
Sep 26, 2016, 3:15pm Top

can go

668rolandperkins
Sep 26, 2016, 6:27pm Top

write a

669shesinplainview
Sep 26, 2016, 10:12pm Top

different opinion

670Pearoth
Sep 27, 2016, 4:06am Top

on Boob's

671rolandperkins
Sep 27, 2016, 2:47pm Top

( or Bobʻs)

672SDaisy
Sep 27, 2016, 4:18pm Top

petition. But

673shesinplainview
Sep 27, 2016, 7:31pm Top

quite frankly,

674rolandperkins
Sep 28, 2016, 12:07am Top

re-writing the

675Pearoth
Sep 28, 2016, 4:59am Top

third paragraph

676EMS_24
Edited: Sep 28, 2016, 2:28pm Top

which says:

677rolandperkins
Sep 28, 2016, 2:17pm Top

ʻBoth sides

678SDaisy
Sep 28, 2016, 5:59pm Top

shall never

679shesinplainview
Sep 28, 2016, 7:29pm Top

take offense

680rolandperkins
Sep 29, 2016, 2:46am Top

at any

681Pearoth
Sep 29, 2016, 5:45am Top

misspelling, mispronunciation

682EMS_24
Sep 29, 2016, 6:17am Top

of any

683SDaisy
Sep 29, 2016, 2:56pm Top

spokesman's name.'

684rolandperkins
Sep 29, 2016, 4:11pm Top

". He was

685shesinplainview
Sep 29, 2016, 7:12pm Top

more than

686Pearoth
Sep 30, 2016, 10:23am Top

happy to

687rolandperkins
Sep 30, 2016, 2:45pm Top

remind them

688shesinplainview
Sep 30, 2016, 3:06pm Top

of the

689rolandperkins
Sep 30, 2016, 3:34pm Top

treatyʻs essentials

690SDaisy
Sep 30, 2016, 5:41pm Top

, as "Boob"

691shesinplainview
Sep 30, 2016, 7:57pm Top

(not again!)

692Pearoth
Oct 1, 2016, 6:31am Top

turned red

693shesinplainview
Oct 1, 2016, 11:28am Top

and shouted

694rolandperkins
Oct 1, 2016, 2:55pm Top

, "All this

695shesinplainview
Oct 1, 2016, 7:35pm Top

must stop!

696Pearoth
Oct 2, 2016, 5:23am Top

If you

697shesinplainview
Oct 2, 2016, 10:14am Top

cannot do

698SDaisy
Oct 2, 2016, 4:36pm Top

the polite

699rolandperkins
Oct 2, 2016, 6:23pm Top

thing and

700shesinplainview
Oct 2, 2016, 7:36pm Top

abide by

701Diane-bpcb
Oct 2, 2016, 8:45pm Top

our regulations

702rolandperkins
Oct 3, 2016, 2:14am Top

,separate yourself

703Pearoth
Oct 3, 2016, 5:00am Top

from the

704rolandperkins
Oct 3, 2016, 2:06pm Top

mainstream! Leave

705SDaisy
Oct 3, 2016, 3:48pm Top

personal rancor

706rolandperkins
Oct 3, 2016, 3:49pm Top

aside, if

707SDaisy
Edited: Oct 3, 2016, 4:47pm Top

you can!

708rolandperkins
Oct 3, 2016, 4:12pm Top

Otherwise, stay

709SDaisy
Oct 3, 2016, 4:47pm Top

nice and

710rolandperkins
Oct 3, 2016, 9:51pm Top

external to

711Pearoth
Oct 4, 2016, 2:40am Top

critical discussions!"

712rolandperkins
Oct 4, 2016, 1:57pm Top

The reply

713shesinplainview
Oct 5, 2016, 4:15pm Top

was loudly

714SDaisy
Oct 5, 2016, 4:17pm Top

shouted forth

715rolandperkins
Oct 5, 2016, 11:14pm Top

by Woody

716Pearoth
Oct 6, 2016, 5:03am Top

: "Your father

717rolandperkins
Oct 6, 2016, 3:39pm Top

would have

718shesinplainview
Oct 6, 2016, 3:49pm Top

at least

719SDaisy
Oct 6, 2016, 3:50pm Top

thought it

720rolandperkins
Oct 6, 2016, 4:01pm Top

feasible to

721SDaisy
Oct 6, 2016, 4:46pm Top

laugh at

722rolandperkins
Oct 6, 2016, 7:21pm Top

such shenanigans!

723Pearoth
Oct 7, 2016, 7:08am Top

I challenge

724rolandperkins
Oct 7, 2016, 2:55pm Top

anyone to

725SDaisy
Oct 7, 2016, 4:47pm Top

tell me

726rolandperkins
Oct 7, 2016, 5:08pm Top

what she/he

727shesinplainview
Oct 7, 2016, 7:44pm Top

would have

728rolandperkins
Oct 7, 2016, 10:24pm Top

done, if

729Pearoth
Oct 8, 2016, 5:10am Top

she/he had

730SDaisy
Oct 8, 2016, 3:56pm Top

mispronounced somebody's

731rolandperkins
Oct 8, 2016, 9:55pm Top

name, meaning

732Pearoth
Oct 9, 2016, 4:30am Top

no harm

733shesinplainview
Oct 10, 2016, 7:51am Top

. So..... everyone

734EMS_24
Oct 10, 2016, 8:07am Top

lived happily

735SDaisy
Oct 10, 2016, 3:42pm Top

ever after,

736Pearoth
Oct 11, 2016, 4:10am Top

except myself

737SDaisy
Oct 11, 2016, 4:19pm Top

who unfortunately

738rolandperkins
Oct 11, 2016, 4:22pm Top

couldnʻt find

739SDaisy
Oct 11, 2016, 4:37pm Top

anybody who

740rolandperkins
Oct 11, 2016, 4:40pm Top

wanted a (an)

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Oct 11, 2016, 4:52pm Top

ending to

742EMS_24
Oct 11, 2016, 5:38pm Top

this cheerful

743rolandperkins
Oct 11, 2016, 8:26pm Top

story. What

744Pearoth
Oct 12, 2016, 5:00am Top

a bummer!"

745shesinplainview
Oct 12, 2016, 1:20pm Top

Woody decided

746rolandperkins
Oct 12, 2016, 2:29pm Top

to continue

747Jenni_Canuck
Oct 12, 2016, 3:20pm Top

his descent

748SDaisy
Edited: Oct 12, 2016, 3:29pm Top

into the

749Jenni_Canuck
Oct 12, 2016, 3:55pm Top

depths of

750Diane-bpcb
Oct 12, 2016, 6:58pm Top

the boiling

751rolandperkins
Oct 12, 2016, 9:58pm Top

pre-treaty turmoil.

752Pearoth
Oct 13, 2016, 4:43am Top

A thousand

753SDaisy
Oct 13, 2016, 11:33am Top

and one

754shesinplainview
Oct 13, 2016, 11:47am Top

excuses for

755rolandperkins
Oct 13, 2016, 3:03pm Top

prolonging the

756SDaisy
Oct 13, 2016, 3:40pm Top

inevitable decline

757rolandperkins
Oct 13, 2016, 9:04pm Top

of the

758Pearoth
Oct 14, 2016, 5:00am Top

spokesman were

759shesinplainview
Oct 14, 2016, 10:39am Top

considered unacceptable

760SDaisy
Edited: Oct 14, 2016, 3:09pm Top

Carpe Diem!

Chapter 5

Nevertheless, the plot meandered, and Woody continued to stay alert for ghosts. Silent, spooky, pungent and ominous, they lurked within the shadows; ghost-hunters were en route to enemy sectors, so that the invisibility cloaks could be sabotaged. Woody wowed women with his wicked wit: "Ghosts aren't scary at any time I'm around!" The response from Pearoth was quite elegant, as mostly unfurnished newcomers joined the fray. PhilJackson was foremost among the Knights of Ni who say "All for nothing, and what's the use? Our quest was noble but poorly planned, alas." Replying, rolandperkins quickly absconded with most of jacqueline065's classroom, taking their most prized gear, and finger paintings. The pursuit which ensued was led by class marshals, including Ronald Trumpet and Jenni_Canuck. Both were dubiously intelligent, had opposing political views and devised complex schemes of contrasting syllabuses that contradicted each other's every algorithm; they ran into a wall that blocked the entrance to Llareggub. (Liaregubb is Klingon for "Defense Fortifi-cation".) Having no Welsh Klingons, they interpreted the inscriptions backwards and came up with a(n) different definition: 'bugger all' The chase was interrupted by new commands, given orders to give up (which wouldnʻt be followed) 'Round perdition's Corner. All the fearless demons celebrated black mass, much to their demise, as the holy crusade killed anything in its pursuit of a plot. Then, once the apparition had faded, Woody opened 'The Book of Awesome Power and Victories, reciting William Shakespeare and stalling for a chance to Get the Silver Mushroom'. Miss Piggy was frightened by this confusing turn of events and clung stubbornly to the policy ocument tattooed onto Woodyʻs buttocks. "Ouch! what are you doing!?", he shrieked, as Miss Piggy intervened with a delicate part of Woody's anatomy and didn't want to let go, he shouted, "Let me sit down a little while, and talk of cabbages and kings and stuff!" "Alright," said Miss Piggy. Woody lighted the way for us to proceed as we resumed our defenses. Every possible precaution was arranged according to Murphy's Law. So, inevitably, what could shouldn't have happened!) So all equipment went kapooie, leaving them clueless over large portions of uncharted, undefended territory. Fortunately, the onslaught proved less of a catastrophe until the sudden appearance of Duke Ellington and Gene Krupa, both carrying drums, etc., and ready to re-organize the mess. Maps were unfolded, showing restaurants, inns and other types of eating places. The overall rating was: Woody 57.5, Pelé 10, Krupa 8.7, Alice's Restaurant which is surprisingly lower-priced than Mom and Duke had paid at an earlier visited restaurant. Everyone now was hungry, so Woody shot a(n) picture of 2 warriors with popsicles. "Stay off those things; weʻll eat in few minutes!" Gene called, turning to Woody, which turned the confrontation (drum roll...) into a completely ridiculous slapstick fight with sausages. Gene, as a normally astute fighter, was totally discombobulated. Nevertheless, the Enemy was unexpectedly reinforced by haemophilic elves who mounted flimsy columns that drove to an unknown place where our sorrows and brighter memories were fabricated. The quest eventually led to secret plans of adopting kittens. Such felines were capable of auxiliary cuteness concealing their devious, yet charming, counter-plans that assured neither side would adopt a finalizing strategy. Unceasing patrols caused tension and prevented Woody from reincarnating as a penguin. "I prefer this actually, and insist on pursuing my dream of extreme transmogrification or, just wise self-interest...". Beelzebub interrupted "Listen, Son, your mother never told you about Enemy machinations but, never, either, told your grandmother that you were absolutely uncertain about Schrodinger's cat. Nevertheless, she waived the right to intervene zealously though while losers, they were more reliable than all of your slothful cousins from Earth could manage to be. Just in case they ever see you I advice, throw a torch or dirty sock their way and tell them to run, run; weʻre on fire!". Woody burst into laughter without pausing to breath. As he tried a new lollypop, his expression changed to activist and followed trends of counting flavors, several of which were strawberry. This led to a discussion comparing fruits and failures although, no disaster had happened yet. Their most disastrous day proved to show Woody how reorganization could result in chaos. The direction events took was problematic: "We're damned, if we don't manage a new method of defense." All walls were provided with posters explaining the core principles of their
defense. Most importantly, their new spike traps, the enemy had no shoes nor stockings. They were sorely creeping towards an encounter and smashing the foremost jar of Poliwag eggs, releasing a(n) aura of the mysterious foesʻ hyperbolic force field. Other considerations being such insurmountable obstacles
requiring magic seals to forever appear adjutatory and updog. The main issue remained: "What silly superstition is guiding the dwarves?" "What a question! Everyone is curious!" How would anyone think dwarves have magical trinkets that circumvent the evil foe. Other factions did use different amulets to hypnotize and seduce, but dwarves obviously know their limitations including lack of brainstorming or modern dancing. Dwarves, consequently usually resort to peculiar rituals, believing that fairies are their familiar spirits. They gather that Woody is the key member of the forces aligned against most
superstitious cults. He, therefore (snickering mischievously) ordered them to build sand castles to distract the enemy crab division from dividing into
factions whose products threatened the fragile cology of Booktown. The next day, Woody decided to reorganize the Captain's office and redecorate the
staffing. New uniforms, - medals and ephemera. Such critical task could only hinder their excitement for more clashes and most followers approved, without question, Woodyʻs ever-changing plans for offense and secret methods. One method which requires frequent practice while balancing mechanisms and juggling bottles. These led to shortage of indispensable items that Woody hadnʻt found on inspection of his trousers. His shirts were a(n) flag now, red, green: the color-mix seemed quite dazzling and She was unknown to him. Surprisingly, his socks were different: White with wild watermelon, winter wizard wands and Butterfly kisses. The main point, though, was the pink tutu that Miss Triss was using as concealment for weapons. She giggled wickedly, drawing a handgun and aiming at a hallucination which seemed to be Woodyʻs features. Luckily, she missed. Woody would have escaped anyway, since he is alert and always knows when to duck. Triss Merigold added to the concoction crushed roots and dried celandine leaves. Although, waiting was irksome, she knew the elixir would provide more impact on ongoing infections than if she just administered immediately after a clash. As expected from such a contrivance, new difficulties immediately arose. Woody and Rocky were planning a dinner to welcome the foesʻ envoys. The main course would include garlic, hatched cicadas, fried cabbages, and borscht. The cauldron boiled merrily, but unbeknownst to any visitor of average intelligence, the food, as part of elaborate intrigues, was poisoned by the boy. Of course, nobody else cared if they all got sick. The problem was resolved when Woody admitted heʻd unwittingly let the diehards, through gluttony, poison part of the food. The next thing was discussion about how permanent peace could be established. Phil immediately recommended a treaty between all factions. Most of them agreed. A(n) exception was granted to an unusual case of deaf-mute giants. All others should listen sharply to Philʻs orders as he explains the terms of agreement in the treaty. Consequent dissent was unavoidable, since Woody unfortunately mispronounced an envoyʻs name which highly offended the spokesman. "It's Bob, NOT "boob" you insensitive pseudo-leader! What are you implying!? You, treaty-breaker! Donʻt even try to topple over the even try to sabotage the plans we ʻtreatifiedʻ." He took his rubber chicken and promulgated: "I hereby suspend any and all breakers of the agreements... especially you, pseudo-leader. You never had an inkling of what treaties mean!" "Whoa there! Treaties are nice snacks, but one cannot eat paper and ink. My opinion is solid. Any body who doubts me can go write a different opinion on Boob's (or Bobʻs) petition. But quite frankly, re-writing the third paragraph which says: ʻBoth sides shall never take offense at any at any misspelling, mispronunciation of any spokesman's name.'". He was ". He was more than happy to remind them of the treatyʻs essentials, as "Boob" (not again!) turned red and shouted , "All this must stop! If you cannot do the polite thing and abide by our regulations, separate yourself from the mainstream! Leave personal rancor aside, if you can! Otherwise, stay nice and external to critical discussions!" The reply was loudly shouted forth by Woody: "Your father would have at least thought it feasible to laugh at such shenanigans! I challenge anyone to tell me what she/he would have done, if she/he had mispronounced somebody's name, meaning no harm. So..... everyone lived happily ever after, except myself who unfortunately couldnʻt find anybody who wanted a (an) ending to this cheerful story. What a bummer!" Woody decided to continue his descent into the depths of the boiling pre-treaty turmoil. A thousand and one excuses for prolonging the inevitable decline of the spokesman were considered unacceptable.

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