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1suitable1
Dec 31, 2009, 3:48pm Top

Do the passwords, handshakes, agents, etc. change for the new year? I've misplaced my copy of the handbook, again.

2Mr.Durick
Dec 31, 2009, 6:26pm Top

Except for the ones I change, I am keeping mine the same.

Robert

3staffordcastle
Dec 31, 2009, 8:37pm Top

Happy New Year, all!

4justjim
Edited: Dec 31, 2009, 9:08pm Top

I can see why you may think the agents have changed, but they are actually the same squirrels disguised as ducks. Not really smart because you can tell which ducks are agents because when you give them the cheese, they don't eat it but put it in the pockets on their utility belts. The system may be reviewed.

Passwords should all be changed at exactly 23 minutes past 11am on January 4th as usual. This year's password change algorithm is as follows: Type the first 47 characters of your current password backwards then type the numbers of the date of your initial membership, subtracting 3 from the month unless you joined in February, August or November in which case you subtract 72 from the year. Continue with remaining even numbered place characters from the password you had four years ago, also backwards and interspace them with the initial letters of the first 18 lines on page 143b of the handbook. Alternatively you can use '1234'.

We have secret handshakes?

5infiniteletters
Dec 31, 2009, 11:08pm Top

4: You missed the memo.

6justjim
Dec 31, 2009, 11:19pm Top

We have memos?

7Mr.Durick
Dec 31, 2009, 11:22pm Top

Didn't you not get one?

Robert

8suitable1
Jan 1, 2010, 12:43am Top

We have flocks of geese all over the golf courses here. I wonder if any of them could actually be some of the senior agents.

MEMO
Re: Handshakes

Be sure that the agent who collects your dues provides you with the current secret handshakes. If he/she does not have the handshake, you have probably been dupped by agents of some other secret society.

9MerryMary
Jan 1, 2010, 2:29am Top

Double Secret Probation begins at 24 minutes past 11am on January 4. As usual. Anyone without the proper password and handshake (otherwise known as passshake and handword) moves directly into rehab.

10Mr.Durick
Jan 1, 2010, 4:47pm Top

I thought that they were under deep cover.

Robert

11justjim
Jan 1, 2010, 9:56pm Top

moves directly into rehab.

"No, no, no!"

12suitable1
Jan 1, 2010, 11:11pm Top

Is that nurse Ratched over there?

13CarolO
Jan 1, 2010, 11:16pm Top

#9 Toga! Toga! Toga!

oops...did I say that out loud?

*Goes back to lurking with the squirrelly ducks under deep cover.*

14justjim
Jan 19, 2010, 2:59am Top

This post is why the squirrels went undercover as ducks. Some non-Hugotontheonbiquiffinarian Thingamabrarians are onto them.

15mrgrooism
Feb 18, 2010, 5:08pm Top

The secret handshake involves not appearing to shake hands, if that helps.

Here let me demonstrate...

...

See?

16cal8769
Feb 22, 2010, 4:01pm Top

What do you do with your ring finger?

17mrgrooism
Feb 22, 2010, 4:56pm Top

Ahhhh, the ring finger makes the bicleptic mystery maneuver, twice.

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