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How to create
account? Put user name and password
in green box on home page
tardis
The water lily,
The crane, the delicate urn.
How do I tag them?
timspalding
Can we have wishlists?
Yes, they are coming to us
with the winter winds...
readafew
New account created
by mistake, how to delete?
Email Abby.
tardis
Somewhere a server
Spams my gynecologist.
I use Shelfari.
timspalding
anything to declare?
two weeks. that was last months quote
anything else? two weeks.
readafew
How do I change my
username or password? Easy:
go to changesomething.
tardis
Spring after Winter
All downtimes will end soon
Back to not working...
readafew
time keeps on slipping
slipping into the future...
as does Collections
readafew
Oh no! I lost my
username or password! Find it
now with lostsomething.
infiniteletters
Seasons come and go
But taggings never complete
'Farmboy Saves World' NEXT!
readafew
Library, wishlist
TBR, all in one pile
Summer sun beckons
readafew
But no one must see
all my birdwatching manuals!
Hide all your books here.
gemmation
LibraryThing
into social network absorbing
book data
Proclus
Collections due soon.
Being snowed in sounds good, but...
I've got a week's leave!
Noisy
How can I sort books?
Click on the blue headers, click
again to reverse.
readafew
Cutlass, cannon, argh!
The never-ending battle.
Splitters and lumpers.
larxol
Quick morning check-ins.
Followed by more checks that day.
Oh god! it's ----- more chat.
lquilter
All the books you've read,
an endless field of poppies;
Try UnSuggester!
Felius
Google’s not evil.
Yet the wide boot treads heavy
in new violets.
larxol
Yesterday's crocus
lies hidden by spring snowdrift-
still my hopes endure :-)
gwernin
A perfect orchid
complemented by a twin;
Try BookSuggester!
Felius
Booklubbers, unite
at LibraryThing.com!
Or yeh'll walk the plank...
megacoupe
dreams melt with the dawn;
where words should be, still silence-
meaningless and cold.
gwernin
What is WikiThing?
A place to put anything!
(Except for porn links.)
timspalding
Shiver me timbers
and batten down the hatch; I
wants me a CueCat!
megacoupe
yesterday's sunshine
has vanished in mist and snow --
disappointment's tears.
gwernin
Grab one of our widgets.
You will be the envy of
The bookish blogosphere.
timspalding
Two hundred books ain't
nearly enough, so buy that
paid account today!
megacoupe
to bed by candlelight -
perhaps tomorrow's sunrise
will lighten our hearts.
gwernin
When autumn seas change
Scurvy dogs to lubbers, aye,
Get a blog widget.
timspalding
Are pirate haikus
truly art? Or attempts to
bring meaning to bilge?
megacoupe
What value's a stone
beside this magic basket?
Collections wins!
gwernin
Chrysanthemums are
Nice, but I prefer suitors
Send me a CueCat.
timspalding
Pastafarian TIM
Blows hot and cold but we know
Pirates Rule L.T.
Reading_fox
Only two more days!
You know it can't be longer -
when but April 1st?
gwernin
Search "Miskatonic
University" to add
books by their covers!
megacoupe
Please use your Noodles
Make LT an easier place
in heavy weather.
Reading_fox
for a while we heard
echoes of far-off battle -
why now the silence?
gwernin
For all your problems
like digging snow in Winter
help comes by TALKing.
Reading_fox
Ah, hidden Treasures?
Well, no book is an island
on LibraryThing.
jcbrunner
on the edge we stand,
gazing at far horizons -
don't look down now!
gwernin
keep listing ad lib
or tag on the contrary
either means something
krishh
New to LibraryThing.
The day is gone. Tomorrow,
A new boss awaits.
peter.g
Collections haikus?
I really love all you guys:
LibraryThing's special!
gwernin (quoting ablachly)
We tag branch and leaf
of "about" and "my" to build
our folksonomy
ryn_books
Cataloging books
Getting close to one fifty
Paid account time soon
C4bl3Fl4m3
My books, collecting
nothing but dust. When will these
Collections go live?
fyrefly98
How do I find those
who share my niche interests?
Search for a group here
ryn_books
The seasons go by
Tagging and cataloging
distracted from work
C4bl3Fl4m3
It's heretical,
but I don't really need 'em.
Tags work fine for me. :-P
fyrefly98
Though ye sail under
many flags, your Tag Mirror
shows yer true colors.
SilentInAWay
Click on Suggester:
I want that and that and that.
Here, booky, booky!
DrBubbles
Surreptitiously
launched at midnight: a wond'rous
gift upon waking.
mountebank
What lacks the scurvy
Shelf yet not the fairest Thing?
Pirate Help Haiku.
SilentInAWay
Seven swans swimming,
and cataloguing my books,
distract me from work.
lilithcat
With pomp and fanfare,
unveiled one fine afternoon.
Dancing in the streets.
mountebank
Run, damn ye, Run, y'
blaggard book swollgin' half-breed
son of a TagMash!
SilentInAWay
Even in Chinese,
spam is spam is spam is spam.
Please go away now.
lilithcat
Two more weeks, dear friends,
two weeks! Collective breath held:
uh oh. Feeling faint...
mountebank
Haiku on Combining A book I have loved
Now shared with many reader friends
Becomes a treasure
esta
Once this thing goes live,
cD takes a holiday?
I hear Ode to Joy.
mountebank
The philosophy of
work combination cannot
be explained in verse.
timspalding
In Portland, Maine lay
the Dread Pirate Spalding's den.
(Treasure be coined there!)
SilentInAWay
What is now a tag
will someday a collection be
Oh let it be soon
messpots
The Kama Sutra
is not to be combined with
the pop-up version.
timspalding
Down-coast works Abby,
Librarian and First Mate
out of Cambridge, she.
SilentInAWay
Signs of spring labor -
With every false contraction
ten thousand hearts leap
SilentInAWay
Translations fair game?
Depends on your dinner party:
Don't combine the Greeks.
sabreuse
Abuse ye not Dread
Spalding and crew as they board
a wayward server.
SilentInAWay
In morning air tweets
of anticipation flit:
“Twaiting Collections”
SilentInAWay
We do not combine
a last name with a full name.
It breeds confusion.
tardis
Under skull 'n bones
the Shelfari plunders all.
Yet she remains poor.
SilentInAWay
Poets, Pirates! Shun
he who cries “Collections Ho!”
on April Fools’ morn
SilentInAWay
Combined works, crystals
of raw social potential.
Don't lump where I split!
SilentInAWay
Autumn, past midnight
Raccoons scamper overhead
Silently, I Talk
SilentInAWay
Categories planned,
our interests peak, pumps all primed
for when the bit flips
SilentInAWay
Dread Pirate Spalding's
Motto: Work Combination;
World Domination!
SilentInAWay
The autumn night grows
cold, yet still I catalog
I should be in bed
SilentInAWay
Patience, pirates! - Crow
must simmer for months before
it's ready to eat.
SilentInAWay
Be ye addicted
to combining, matey? Join
Combiners! anon.
SilentInAWay
Oh no I've run short
Already tagged two hundred
now it's time to pay
sengels
Does anyone know
if we’re Waiting for Godot
or The Great Pumpkin?
SilentInAWay
Library 2.0 Common Knowledge is
Uncommonly addictive
Leaves lie yet unraked
tardis
We promise you, Tim,
once collections have arrived
we'll still tag our books
SilentInAWay
Autumn winds lash me.
Winter flurries sting my eyes.
My OPAC hurts more.
timspalding
I delight, knowing
That my library lives on,
On the Internets.
ThomasJefferson
Nobody expects
the Spanish Inquisition!!
(it's no use guessing)
SilentInAWay
Sharing ideas
Proletariat blogging
What does Gorman know?
C4bl3Fl4m3
endless rows of shelves
books that wait for a reader
contagion of minds
staffordcastle
A harbinger of
collections' pending release?
No, just some haiku.
SilentInAWay
It confuses me,
Zed Thirty Nine Point Five Oh,
But we must use it.
fluteflute
winter's credit crunch
promotes spring's most popular
@library_book
gemmation
Warm days and cold nights;
they call it earthquake weather.
Still nothing' shakin'.
SilentInAWay
2.0? Patrons
enabled by tool mashups
A shift in power!
selkins
After brief down time,
A chance to read and savor:
Features now revealed.
mkjones
Perused but not owned,
And possessed yet not read, all
Welcome to now add.
mkjones
Developing a
Patient attitude makes one
a better person.
mkjones
Overrated, our
Ontologies wax and wane:
One, good as 'nother.
mkjones
Collections ready?
Check again in a fortnight.
Eternal return.
mkjones
Entranced by haikus,
Collections long forgotten.
Someone please save me!
mkjones
Avast, me maties!
Fine collections of treasured
Books, and such like. Arrr....
mkjones
An LT wishlist
that can be seen in All Books:
Will it be worth it?
_Zoe_
It seemed to be close
Two weeks ago and more, but
Now all is silence.
_Zoe_
Haikus are but a
Temporary distraction.
Let's have progress now.
_Zoe_
So many delays
What are we waiting for now?
Progress report, please.
_Zoe_
My favorite one yet.
I second _Zoe's_ request.
So what's going on?
lquilter
I've heard it before
The long-awaited tool
I'm not holding breath
shmjay
winter is now past
a long wait grows yet longer
will April bring gifts?
staffordcastle
teacups are empty
many wait with bated breath -
a watched pot won’t boil
staffordcastle
leaves rustle softly
books wait with long patience for
concatenation
staffordcastle
divide and conquer -
scattered libraries will be
reunited soon
staffordcastle
For an Elephant
Gestation's 22 months;
We'd have one and change.
felius
Sometimes an outage
just means a sysadmin wakes;
still no collections.
felius
Chirps cut through silence,
do birds break dawn in darkness?
No. @%&^ing pager.
felius
Ice drips in the pond.
Circular Venn diagrams
Fading to nothing.
Larxol
The spring birds twitter.
Or does Tim tweet promises?
Will they both lay eggs?
Larxol
waiting as in scole
here a sparkle there a fleck
ha satisfaction
krishh
I have heard of it.
Hmmm,does it really exist,
Should I hold my breath?
cyderry
The goldfinches dance,
hope of spring. Collections now!
I can't stand the wait.
jcbrunner
While we may trigger
Schrödinger's cat's demise, our
uncertainty stays.
jcbrunner
Which circle of hell
is reserved for coders
who prolong the wait?
jcbrunner
From Hades' clutches
none but a Vogon Orpheus
can free this feature.
jcbrunner
The sun rises everyday
I check LT so frequently
why aren't they here?
reading_fox
LT works best with tags
unique as summer meadow's flowers
who needs collections anyway?
reading_fox
An eon is ancient time
when TIM first posted news that
they will be here, soon!
reading_fox
Why fix what breaks?
New Features grow all the time
Tree limbs in the wind.
reading_fox
Perfect collections?
Another idea in fractal mode
How long do we wait?
reading_fox
Scales of balance
will it work as we demand?
How long do we wait?
reading_fox
Temporarily Down
We hope with baited breath
Is it for real today?
reading_fox
Yet another day
Logged into LibraryThing
No collections here
system13
I click on the link
I look at "Your Library"...
Still no collections!
system13
Should we change the word?
Maybe the word "soon" should mean:
It will never come.
system13
collections reveal
my library's paucity
more "wishlist" than "bought"
gemmation
LT users keep
yearning for collections launch
a secret from Tim
gemmation
if time lies heavy
add collections tags today
ease traffic on launch
gemmation
Thesis nearly done,
Will have to get full time job
If 'Collections' don't soon come
klarusu
Such silence must mean
Brains furiously working
Hope in the quiet
Helcura
Cherry blossoms bloom
Tim tells us "Wait two more weeks"
Collections don't come
lorax
Tomato season!
Tim says "Two more weeks, I think"
Collections don't come
lorax
Maple leaves are red
Tim says "Collections? Two weeks"
But they do not come
lorax
Snow falls in Portland
Tim and Chris say "Just two weeks"
Collections don't come
lorax
Cherry blossoms return
Promises of two more weeks
And yet still we wait
lorax
Sent forth as a wish
Through the ether to be read
Yet still is not owned
SylviaC
Collections are near!
And I've a bridge in Brooklyn
I'd like to sell you
saltmanz
A cure for cancer
A worldwide end to hunger
And Collections, please
saltmanz
I waited for you
winterlong; my ice will thaw
as spring brings wishlists
megacoupe, inspired by The Pixies
Lust rises and falls
my yearning for Collections
like changing seasons
megacoupe
I await true Spring
with pink flowery scents and
Collections in bloom
megacoupe
Only the first buds
Gold and silver they shimmered
Now it has gone dark
Collectorator
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