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We're Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern… (original 2004; edition 2005)
We're Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle by Celia Rivenbark (2004)
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Why couldn't the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple. You can't shoot a guy full of holes after eating chicken and pastry, spoon bread, okra, and tomatoes.
What does a Southern woman consider grounds for divorce? When daddy takes the kids out in public dressed in their pajama tops and Tweety Bird swim socks. Again.
What is the Southern woman's opinion of a new "fat virus" theory? Bring it on! We've got a lot of skinny friends we need to sneeze on.
In this wickedly funny follow-up to her bestselling novel Bless Your Heart, Tramp, Celia Rivenbark welcomes you, once again, to the South she loves, the land of "Mama and them," "precious and dahlin'," and mommies who mow. Y'all come back now, you hear?
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Remember the Chuck E. Cheese's is a place where a kid can be a kid--while mommie gets hammered on watered-down Bud Light. Never marry your cousin--unless he's got cable. And if you want to be honest-to-Jesus white trash, you'll need to drop half a month's salary on hair extentions and gobs of makeup for your daughter so she can be the little princess of some beauty pageant nobody really cares about.
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