How many men understand women? Or even their hints? Few. How many men know how to pick up women? How many have been on weird dates? Well both men and women have had those. In each weird date, you often think to yourself, how can I get away? KMNing! Killing me now moment.
I have had all of those and more. I have also managed to find the bright side of it and enjoy it. My book is all about enjoyment. A humorous look on the dating minefield, from a man’s point of view!
Kill Me Now! is about Lawrence, a man in his late 40s dodging bullets deep in the dating battlefield while searching for THE ONE.
In Kill Me Now! Lawrence tries to decode the signals of his enigmatic opponent, often resulting in his hasty retreat. Why is she resting her head on her hand? Is she bored? Or is she interested? He finds himself in many humorous situations where he has no idea what he is doing and no idea how to maneuver through the skirmish.
Trapped in the epicenter of the courting conflict, the motivating thought that sustains him is his strong belief that somewhere out there, she awaits.
Join Lawrence as he painfully stumbles through the mating minefield in search for his SOULMATE while silently wishing that he was elsewhere.
“Kill Me Now! is a riot... It is original.” iUniverse advance review.