Uncle Maynard Simple: I'd like to buy a sleeping bag. Salesclerk Delbert Dumm: I'm sorry, sir, but they're all awake. Mrs. Simple: What do you think of the school band, dear? Mr. Simple: I think it should be. Mrs. Simple: Should be what? Mr. Simple: Banned. Teacher: Susie, give me an example of a double negative. Susie Simple: But you said a double negative is a no-no. And hundreds more!
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