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by Eva Natsumi

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★★★ Drowning Ophelia(Immoral Dracula#1) by Eva Natsumi

I was given this R2R in exchange for my honest review.

Wow where to even start on this one. This was so ridiculous, it was laughable. This is not your typical Vamp story boys and girls.

First off apparently this town does not own underclothes. Lol. No bras, panties, nothing. They also like to wear sheer white clothing in the rain. And are virgin waitress, Ophelia, is a freak, who wants to show her lady bits, to the customers, but would also like to stab them with a fork. Go figure, completely normal.
Then we end up on a bus ride. The only available seat is next to this gorgeous lady, so she must take it, falling into her lap, because of the rude driver. This is going to cause quite a few wardrobe malfunctions, and they play I'll show you mine if you show me yours. This is going to lead to our virgin waitress getting finger on the bus, along with pics of lipstick shoved up her and big black dildos.
The bus has to pull over because the rain is just too strong. They stop at the only thing for miles, a mansion. Which leads to the virgin waitress having sex with the owner, being completely skilled at everything, including the art of a perfect blow job. The owner has had an accident, that requires him to drink fresh human blood( yep, he's a vamp, I guess ), but this doesn't bother our not so virgin waitress, so she decides she should bite, too. So we ave one big bloody mess of sex.

The lady from the bus shows up, and they go for a walk, only to find a coffin, full of every kind of kink sex toy. So the girls decide to play, Nina from the bus, beats her with a spiked bar, cause her to bleed, but she's strangely okay with this. This gets interrupted by the owner's assistant.

Ophelia goes back to fight with him for spying, and storms out mad. When she decided she will go out to the gardens, of his cucumber farm, and have wild kinky sex with herself using a cucumber. This is made better by the fact that he can watch through his window. She notices a shadow coming so shoves this cucumber up inside herself, and have a meaningful talk with Nina, only to laugh through most of it.

Nina wants to know what's going on. Ophelia pulls out the cucumber, and proceeds to use it on Nina. Then shows us, she is also a master rider, of a cucumber. And if all this is not strange enough. The assistant walks up again.

This leads to Ophelia and Nina tag teaming the vamp, in another bloody sex fest. Bad things happen, and Ophelia runs outside. As she's sitting against the wall, thinking, she hears voices, and everything goes black. And what happens next you ask? Hell if I know that's the end.

So there ya have it folks, it's just weird, bizarre sex scene after another, all with a virgin, who seems to be more skilled than a professional porn star. So if that's what ya are looking for, this is it.

I read this a a comedy, not sure, what it is meant to be, though. For that it was pretty funny, in a completely unbelievable way. I mean what's not to love about a sex god, virgin. Haha.


As to the title, not really sure, other than maybe she was drowning in lust. Who knows.

Now would I read the second one, maybe, because I'm very curious as to why she blacked out.
And I'm wonder just how completely far fetched this story can go.

Thank you to the author for all this craziness, it did keep my attention, even if it was only to find out what was next.

( )
  Chantelle713 | Sep 25, 2013 |
2.5 Stars Drowning Ophelia(Immoral Dracula#1) by Eva Natsumi

I was given this R2R in exchange for my honest review.

Wow where to even start on this one. This was so ridiculous, it was laughable. This is not your typical Vamp story boys and girls.

First off apparently this town does not own underclothes. Lol. No bras, panties, nothing. They also like to wear sheer white clothing in the rain. And are virgin waitress, Ophelia, is a freak, who wants to show her lady bits, to the customers, but would also like to stab them with a fork. Go figure, completely normal.
Then we end up on a bus right. The only available seat is next to this gorgeous lady, so she must take it, falling into her lap, because of the rude driver. This is going to cause quite a few wardrobe malfunctions, and they play I'll show you mine if you show me yours. This is going to lead to our virgin waitress getting finger on the bus, along with pics of lipstick shoved up her and big black dildos.
The bus has to pull over because the rain is just too strong. They stop at the only thing for miles, a mansion. Which leads to the virgin waitress having sex with the owner, being completely skilled at everything, including the art of a perfect blow job. The owner has had an accident, that requires him to drink fresh human blood( yep, he's a vamp, I guess ), but this doesn't bother our not so virgin waitress, so she decides she should bite, too. So we ave one big bloody mess of sex.

The lady from the bus shows up, and they go for a walk, only to find a coffin, full of every kind of kink sex toy. So the girls decide to play, Nina from the bus, beats her with a spiked bar, cause her to bleed, but she's strangely okay with this. This gets interrupted by the owner's assistant.

Ophelia goes back to fight with him for spying, and storms out mad. When she decided she will go out to the gardens, of his cucumber farm, and have wild kinky sex with herself using a cucumber. This is made better by the fact that he can watch through his window. She notices a shadow coming so shoves this cucumber up inside herself, and have a meaningful talk with Nina, only to laugh through most of it.

Nina wants to know what's going on. Ophelia pulls out the cucumber, and proceeds to use it on Nina. Then shows us, she is also a master rider, of a cucumber. And if all this is not strange enough. The assistant walks up again.

This leads to Ophelia and Nina tag teaming the vamp, in another bloody sex fest. Bad things happen, and Ophelia runs outside. As she's sitting against the wall, thinking, she hears voices, and everything goes black. And what happens next you ask? Hell if I know that's the end.

So there ya have it folks, it's just weird, bizarre sex scene after another, all with a virgin, who seems to be more skilled than a professional porn star. So if that's what ya are looking for, this is it.

I read this a a comedy, not sure, what it is meant to be, though. For that it was pretty funny, in a completely unbelievable way. I mean what's not to love about a sex god, virgin. Haha.

As to the title, not really sure, other than maybe she was drowning in lust. Who knows.

Now would I read the second one, maybe, because I'm very curious as to why she blacked out. And I'm wonder just how completely far fetched this story can go.

Thank you to the author for all this craziness, it did keep my attention, even if it was only to find out what was next. ( )
  Chantelle713 | Jun 8, 2013 |
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