King Lowry Lynch has a BIG secret. And no-one must find out, especially his mother, Queenie.
But Queenie is more worried about Lowry's hair. It flows down his back. It gets into the soup -- it's EVERYWHERE. What must the neighbours think? Seamus, the Widow's son, doesn't think about it at all. But soon he has to - and now he too has a big secret to keep!