AT LAST THE SIMPSONS TELL-ALL BOOK YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR You'll gasp in amazement at this revealing, no-holds-barred, and (in one minor instance) poignant family album. NOTHING OMITTED NO PUNCHES PULLED Assembled and narrated with painstaking, loving care by none other than that First Lady of Tall Hair, Marge Simpson. YOU'LL LAUGH YOU'LL CRY YOU'LL TURN THE PAGE Armchair anthropologists, deviant psychologists and students of Ancient Simpson History will all gape in awe at: BART AS A BABY MARGE AS A PRE-TEEN HOMER WITH HAIR GRAMPA WITH TEETH and...a potato grown in the shape of Millard Fillmore DON'T WAIT TAKE THE BAIT It's the definitive memoir of an all-American nuclear family.