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Cheesy Puff Came to Life And Pimped My Gay Ass

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LAWD HAVE MERCY!

Apparently, I haven't read it all yet.

I'm just going to stick the book cover right here for further perusal.



There are no other pics or gifs that can top its greatness.

There is a cheese puff in pimp gear. There is a fucking cheese puff in a pimp hat, smoking a cigar and wearing a tricked out chain like an OG. I have no words for the level of awesomeness PWP has dropped to.

Dude, the cheese puff really pimped the fuck out of Larry, the 19 year old bottom bitch.
"So you ever turn a trick kid?"
"Uh no; I'm a man...did you mean to ask whether I've had a girl turn tricks on me?"
"You know what I meant and I know you been thinkin' bout that dick."
Like he really pimped him.
I kept imaging Cheesy Puff's voice to be like Terrence Howard or Huggy Bear, all smooth like the hottest cheddar fondue. But don't mess with his money or his "bitch" or you'll get your ass riddled with bullets.

This story had just about everything in there - love, lust, gang bang, tricking, pimping, neon green convertible riding, "blanco queso love sauce" gulping, aggressive forms of herpes and not a HEA.

But this is PWP and cheese snack/human PWP at that. Do you really care about the sentiments and emotions or are you interested in Larry the bottom bitch sucking that pimp's Cheetos stick dick like it was going out of style?



I can't believe there is Cheetos porn images out there. You can Google that on your own time.

"--he carefully reached down and unzipped his purple corduroy pants as a fat cheesy snack schlong sprang out from between his legs and crumbs sprinkled over his pants."
Honest to goodness cheesy puff fucking happened in this book. And it's free.

But wait. It's kind of offensive and my meter is usually more tolerant that others. But if you ignore that crap, and just stick for the cheese filled porn and laughs....seriously the dick euphemisms alone in this is comedic gold, like "oven baked gluten gagger".

C'mon.

The laughs when it was funny and not offensive, was 4 or 5 stars alone. The writing...eh, I've read worse and better. (It's closer to 2.5 stars)

But the pimping. The pimpage was good and funny. So suspend reality (hello there's a talking snack) and if you're easily offended, I wouldn't suggest this one.

The ending was not expected but I can respect it, one pimp to another.



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