A CRASH LANDING ON A FRIGID ICEWORLD OF TRAN-KY-KY STARTS A SMALL BAND OF HUMANS ON AN INCREDIBLE JOURNEY FOR SURVIVAL!
Ethan Fortune was a simple salesman - knowledgeable, and civilized... a sophisticated traveler between many worlds. but he had certainly never thought of himself as a hero.
Skua September, on the other hand, never thought of himself as anything else.
When the two of them are suddenly stranded on a deadly, frozen world, Ethan Fortune incredibly found himself cast in the role of Leader.
And he didn't find it at all amusing...
It really was absolutely too bloody much.
First he had bumbled into an absurd hijack attempt by a pair of ridiculously inept kidnappers ; then it turned out they had not only managed to pick up an unwanted intruder (himself) but some gargantuan drunk who was about as welcome as a snowball at a banquet. Not it seemed the whole mismanaged idiocy had perpetrated itself by crashlanding on a totally uninhabitable deep freeze called - of all things - Tank-ky-ky,
Ethan Fortune was here to tell you that there was absolutely nothing tranquil about any aspect of the entire situation. and he interceded to get he hell out of it just as soon as he could.
Except for the starved local fauna, happily drooling over the prospect of fresh meat -
Except for the total lack of life-support for humans -
And except for the 60º below zero temperature -
just to name a few exceptions