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Pirates Don't Change Diapers by Melinda Long
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Pirates Don't Change Diapers

by Melinda Long

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Scholastic Inc. (2008), Edition: 1st, Paperback, 40 pages

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Just a fun and silly book about pirates who come to the door to find the buried treasure in the backyard. Braid Beard and his pirate crew show up at Jeremy's house but the treasure is not to be found until Bonney Anne quits her crying. The pirates reactions are hilarious.
  anncampbell | Oct 31, 2009 |
This is a story of a boy put in charge of his little sister while she sleeps. While the baby sleeps some pirates show up and want to look for their buried treasure. Naturally pirates are loud, so the baby wakes up. They can't hunt for treasue until she's happy, and they go through lots of funny things to get her happy again. It has pirate language in the story which made it fun to read.

The kids loved this story and the pictures are very good. The kids really enjoyed my awful pirate impression too!

As an extension of the book, the kids could have a treasure hunt in the classroom.
  coko_1982 | Oct 25, 2009 |
When the pirate crew turns up at Jeremy Jacob's house and accidentally wakes his baby sister, that wee scallywag howls louder than a storm on the high seas. Sure, there's buried treasure to be found, but nobody's digging up anything until Bonney Anne quits her caterwauling. So, quicker than you can say "scurvy dog," Braid Beard and his swashbuckling pirates become . . . babysitters? Blimey!
This hilarious companion to How I Became a Pirate reveals that minding the nursery can be even more terrifying than walking the plank--especially if you're a pirate. From Goodreads ( )
  sriches | Jul 10, 2009 |
Jeremy Jacob's mother tells him to take care of his little sister while she goes out for a bit. But, lo and behold, his old pirate friends knock on the door and are ready to dig for the treasure that is buried in Jeremy's backyard. However, they are a loud bunch and soon wake the baby. They can't go treasure hunting until the baby is happy, so these unrefined pirates must learn to change diapers, feed the baby, and rock her to sleep. When she is happy and they are ready to search for the treasure, they realize that she has eaten part of the map! Luckily, Bonney Anne is a smart baby who has chewed the map into an 'X' and marked the spot with it. Jeremy and the pirates find the treasure, a green necklace, and Jeremy wraps it up for his mother for her birthday.
  LDGardner | Jun 7, 2009 |
Jeremy Jacobs is in charge of his sleeping little sister, Bonney Anne. However, a visit from some old pirate friends wake the little one up and then it's off to hunt for a treasure. The pirates are in for an interesting adventure, while trying to keep Bonney Anne happy. They have to feed her, keep her from crying, and yes, change her diaper! But when Bonney Anne and the treasure map disappear, the hunt is really on!
  leighanngoodwill | May 30, 2009 |
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Plucky young Jeremy Jacob is reunited with Captain Braid Beard and his crew of daft, dentally challenged buccaneers in a follow-up to the bestselling How I Became a Pirate. This time, Jeremy clearly has the upper hand: he won't let the pirates dig up the treasure they buried in his backyard at the end of the previous book until they help him placate his cranky baby sister, Bonney Anne (pirate aficionados will note that her name is a nod to real-life female pirate Anne Bonny). The story unfolds rather predictably—but just as entertainingly as the original: the pirates turn out to be washouts as nannies, jokes fly about dirty diapers and strained spinach, and, of course, "the wee lass" Bonney Anne ends up being the key to recovering the treasure. But Long's piratical dialogue still delivers a juicy read-aloud: what reader of any age won't relish the opportunity to say "Aargh!" or declare "Rock on!" as the crew does in unison when Braid Beard orders them to rock Bonney Anne to sleep? And Shannon's voluptuously colorful and comic paintings runneth over with comic mayhem, sly details (somehow, the pirates manage to find a pirate show on Jeremy's TV) and no end of goofy expressions. Ages 3-7. (Mar.)

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Though "pirates don't change diapers. They don't even change socks!" a crew of eye-patched, hook-handed knaves faces the challenge of diverting an unhappy toddler in this hilariously helter-skelter follow-up to How I Became A Pirate (2003). Showing up on the doorstep of young swabbie Jeremy Jacob to reclaim the treasure they had buried in his backyard in the previous episode, Captain Braid Beard and his scurvy tars first have to calm the fussing of little Bonney Anne-though that involves learning how to change a diaper, spooning out strained spinach ("Shiver me timbers! What be this vile-smelling swill?") and rocking the tyke to sleep. Shannon pulls out all the stops, packing each crowded scene with frantic plug-uglies in gloriously detailed pirate garb, surrounding a deceptively cute urchin who's in charge from first moment to last. Like Colin McNaughton's similarly themed Captain Abdul's Little Treasure (2006), this will engender rousing cheers from mateys of every stripe. (Picture book. 6-8)
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Long and Shannon pick up Jeremy Jacob's story from How I Became a Pirate as he is left in charge of his baby sister. When his old friend Captain Braid Beard and the pirate crew turn up to dig up the treasure they buried in his yard, they are not pleased to be told that they must help him keep Bonney Anne happy before he can help them. And so the riotous fun begins, as they run out of diapers, try to feed her strained spinach, and otherwise entertain her. Finally amid the chaos they discover that both the treasure map and the baby are missing. Although Bonney Anne has chewed the map when they find her, Jeremy realizes that she has shown them just where to dig. The pirates get their treasure, Jeremy gets his reward, and their mother will get a lovely birthday present. The text includes a lot of fun, with typical pirate exclamations, but it is the grossly comic acrylic paintings that really encourage laughs. Front and back covers under the jacket present close-up portraits of the distressed pirate captain and the wide open mouth of the very unhappy baby. The crew, in a motley parody of classic Wyeth illustrations, appear in deliciously inventive assemblages with their exaggerated actions and reactions to Bonney Anne's demands. Check out the vital map on the endpapers
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For Papa Long, the coolest pirate of them all - we miss you - M.L.
For Baby Quinlan, who comes from good pirate stock, has four teeth, and loaned me a diaper to draw - D.S.
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Pirates don't change diapers.
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Amazon.com Product Description (ISBN 0152053530, Hardcover)

When the pirate crew turns up at Jeremy Jacob's house and accidentally wakes his baby sister, that wee scallywag howls louder than a storm on the high seas. Sure, there's buried treasure to be found, but nobody's digging up anything until Bonney Anne quits her caterwauling. So, quicker than you can say "scurvy dog," Braid Beard and his swashbuckling pirates become . . . babysitters? Blimey!
    
This hilarious companion to How I Became a Pirate reveals that minding the nursery can be even more terrifying than walking the plank--especially if you're a pirate.

(retrieved from Amazon Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:32:25 -0500)

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