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Loading... The Fifth Elementby Terry Bisson
None. Even though it's the novelization of the movie (which usually vary in quality from very good to very bad), I loved this book. It was a fun, easy read and fast paced. I loved the way it was written. ( )I liked the movie, and the book was cheap, so how bad could it be I thought to myself. The answer is terrible. Its in a big font with large margins, and still only a little over 200 pages long (in other words really short), however its not very well written either, which means that's merciful. The book is full of discussion of how under dressed the young women that is the Fifth Element is. The. Whole. Time. Not the worst book I've ever read, but certainly not one I will read again. Oh and what's with lines like "the search engines cranked and groaned"? Groan. Oh and what's with lines like "the search engines cranked and groaned"? Groan. http://www.stillhq.com/book/Terry_Bisson/The_Fifth_Element.html Great visuals and humor. Perfect woman equals emaciated teenager clothed only in bandages = bad, perfect woman kicks ass until they shoot at her then she cries and hero has to carry = very very bad. Love the blue woman singing no reviews | add a review
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