How to Dress for Every Occasion By The Pope is a satirical work in which The Pope [pseudonym for Daniel Handler] explains to readers how to assemble appropriate outfits for a variety of places and events. Warning that “If you don’t look your best, people won’t think the best of you,” The Pope prescribes attire for occasions including: work, church, play, nightlife, weddings and picnics, the racetrack, fancy state dinners, the beach, going to the movies or a play, traveling, and Christmastime. The book includes illustrations by Sarah “Pinkie” Bennett [pseudonym for Lisa Brown], a glossary and Frequently Asked Questions.