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Your Movie Sucks

by Roger Ebert

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Andrews McMeel Publishing (2007), Paperback, 368 pages

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I don't always agree with Roger Ebert's opinion about movies (far from it). However, when he writes a bad review, I do pretty consistently find it funny. If you agree, Your Movie Sucks--a compilation of reviews of films that recieved a maximum of 1.5 stars on Ebert's four- (or is it five-?) star scale--is entertaining even if you haven't seen most of the movies (as, if you're interested in reading the book, you probably haven't). The selection is heavy on gross-out comedies and third-rate action flicks, but just about every genre is represented--even Oscar-aspiring historical dramas (Pearl Harbor), foreign films (Baise-Moi) and hoighty-toighty auteur offerings (Full Frontal).

The book does include one review of a film that recieved more than 1.5 stars: The Brown Bunny, which Ebert famously derided at Cannes, before granting a tentative 3 stars to the re-edited theatrical release. The book's prologue chronicles Ebert's "friendly" exchange of insults, and ultimate reconciliation, with Brown Bunny director Vincent Gallo. The summary of the Brown Bunny "saga" is interesting, if somewhat cheapened by Ebert's arrogant suggestion (in the pre-prologue introduction) that if the other directors lambasted in the book work real hard, they might ultimately earn his paternalistic approval just like Gallo did. ( )
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From Roger's review of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (0 stars): "The movie created a spot of controversy in February 2005. According to a story by Larry Carroll of MTV News, Rob Schneider took offense when Patrick Goldstein of the Los Angeles Times listed this year's Best Picture nominees and wrote that they were 'ignored, unloved, and turned down flat by most of the same studios that . . . bankroll hundreds of sequels, including a follow-up to Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, a film that was sadly overlooked at Oscar time because apparently nobody had the foresight to invent a category for Best Running Penis Joke Delivered by a Third-Rate Comic.'

"Schneider retaliated by attacking Goldstein in full-page ads in Daily Variety and the Hollywood Reporter. In an open letter to Goldstein, Schneider wrote: 'Well, Mr. Goldstein, I decided to do some research to find out what awards you have won. I went online and found that you have won nothing. Absolutely nothing. No journalistic awards of any kind. . . . Maybe you didn't win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven't invented a category for Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter Who's Never Been Acknowledged by His Peers. . . .'

"Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks. But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo while passing on the opportunity to participate in Million Dollar Baby, Ray, The Aviator, Sideways, and Finding Neverland. As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks."

(retrieved from Amazon Fri, 24 Apr 2009 07:58:02 -0400)

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