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Loading... Your Movie Sucksby Roger Ebert
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"Schneider retaliated by attacking Goldstein in full-page ads in Daily Variety and the Hollywood Reporter. In an open letter to Goldstein, Schneider wrote: 'Well, Mr. Goldstein, I decided to do some research to find out what awards you have won. I went online and found that you have won nothing. Absolutely nothing. No journalistic awards of any kind. . . . Maybe you didn't win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven't invented a category for Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter Who's Never Been Acknowledged by His Peers. . . .'
"Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks. But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo while passing on the opportunity to participate in Million Dollar Baby, Ray, The Aviator, Sideways, and Finding Neverland. As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks."
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The book does include one review of a film that recieved more than 1.5 stars: The Brown Bunny, which Ebert famously derided at Cannes, before granting a tentative 3 stars to the re-edited theatrical release. The book's prologue chronicles Ebert's "friendly" exchange of insults, and ultimate reconciliation, with Brown Bunny director Vincent Gallo. The summary of the Brown Bunny "saga" is interesting, if somewhat cheapened by Ebert's arrogant suggestion (in the pre-prologue introduction) that if the other directors lambasted in the book work real hard, they might ultimately earn his paternalistic approval just like Gallo did. (