Do the teachers at your school seem mysteriously unemotional? Do werewolves and zombies plague your nights? Has a murderous mental patient escaped the local maximum security sanitarium? If so, you might be stuck horror movie. Now what do you do? Find this book and read it. The rules to follow for maximum survivability in any horror genre are presented in a simple, amusing format. So grab a pen and get ready to take notes. One of the most amusing books I’ve read in a very long time. Anyone who enjoys horror films should be entertained and informed by this book and I would highly recommend it for readers who enjoy the horror genre. Anyone looking for an entertaining read on surviving the Terrorverse pick up this book. Recommended for older readers (this book is most amusing if you have actually seen some horror movies). ( )