Slaughtergirl

Chrono tours should preferably have peaceful guides of your own species.

Or, signing up to be led like messiahs to the cross by an alien shapeshifting nymphette analogue isn't the world's best idea, unless you are seriously masochistic. Said being isn't even particularly good at this, so the whole thing is somewhat amusing.

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