The saddest thing is that my favorite part of this book was the illustration of the cat on the back cover. ( )

I liked this book even if Lilac (the heroine) irritated me to no end at times. I want a Rejar for myself. He's a Familiar; they have two forms - cat and human. Rejar ends up (via a very heroic act) falling into Victorian England in his cat form. He notices a very sexy human, jumps into her coach and decides to go home with her. Rejar is blatantly and openly a sexual being. When he realizes he is in a time of (outwardly) moral chastity, he's crushed! Lilac doesn't want to get married and give a man control of herself and her money. What's a familiar to do? Read this story and find out...but if you read it in public, you may want to have some excuses ready for a red face from both arousal and laughter!! ( )

I have been a book reviewer for years, but nothing in my professional career has given me the skills to describe the true hideousness of this book. I keep trying to sneak it into friends' houses but they give it back. ( )