Feng Sh*t: The Art of Domestic Disorder

Amazon.com Product Description (ISBN 0789306794, Paperback)

For all those who make an annual ritual of avoiding spring cleaning, liberation is at hand! Feng Sh*t, a delightful parody of the ancient art of feng shui, takes the guilt out of dust and clutter. Instead of arranging the stuff in your house to improve your inner harmony, let everything go to hell-and learn how to feel good about it. Never again will you have to worry about where to position your bed for better energy-with three weeks of dirty laundry on top of it, you won't even be able to see it!

Packed with 101 simple and practical tips that will change your life forever (not to mention the lives of those you live with), this book is the perfect gift for anyone who believes:

* the bathtub is self-cleaning (it's wet all the time isn't it?)
* eightyearold guidebooks to countries you'll never visit are worth keeping
* long haired pets are best (more shedding, of course)

Featuring retro line art that lampoons the homekeeping manuals of the 1950s, Feng Sh*t is a book that will delight both the neat freaks and the domestically challenged.