Basic Reason for Beginning: In complete honesty? The pirates. It sounded like a good old-fashioned swashbuckling adventure. (Please note my standards are the first two Monkey Island games. Yes, okay, and PotC can count too.)
Basic Reason for Finishing: I could be annoying and point you back to what I just said, but that wouldn't quite cover it. Mostly, I think, it was the novelty of it. You may have noticed my rather noticeable lack of foraying into non-fantasy. I just don't get around to it often. So all of this was pretty much new ground.
Texture: *too sleepy to recall* A bit twisty, though, and not very strong.

Full review here.

Book Rereadability: I might reread it sometime to see if I catch more of the references. *still puzzling over the bawdiness of the bawdy song* Do not get it. I fail at that sort of thing.
Author Rereadability: Yep. I did enjoy this well enough.
Recommendation: If you like piratey stories, there's a good chance you'll enjoy this. (Unless you're a fan of Baker's work, you'll probably want to refrain from getting the more expensive version, though.) ( )

Nothing beats a really good pirate story. There’s just an inherent coolness factor to the bygone era where the rogues of the sea terrorized merchant ships. Women enjoy the romanticism of the stories, while men respond to the action and the pirate’s rebellious attitude toward proper society. Because at some point, there seems to be a little urge in everyone that wants to just get away from the rest of the world, chucking off the yoke of everyday life to become truly free.

Kage Baker’s pirate novella, “Or Else My Lady Keeps the Key” turns this urge for freedom on its head. The story revolves around John James, a buccaneer who wishes to throw off the yoke of pirate life and become a bricklayer. You see, bricklaying is more lucrative. And a whole lot less dangerous. But with apologies to all the bricklayers out there, it just isn’t very sexy. Well since “Or Else My Lady Keeps the Key” is about pirates and not bricklayers, it should appear obvious that John doesn’t have much success retiring from the pirate life.

The novella starts with John on that most famous of pirate quests: delivering a dead mate’s letter. John dispatches his duty well (a job in the postal service might be a nice fallback option for him, if the bricklaying doesn’t work out), delivering the letter to Mrs. Clarissa Waverly. Not surprisingly, the letter contains instructions detailing where John’s old mate had left some treasure before his untimely demise. A whole four thousand pounds of treasure, in fact. So Mrs. Waverly cuts a deal with John: help her find the money and she will give him half. So the two of them set off on a journey for Leauchaud, booking passage on a merchant ship. Well it isn’t too long before their ship is besieged by pirates, and Mrs. Waverly and John must join the band of rogues. So begins their adventure filled with naval battles, shipwrecks, voodoo, sharks and a deserted island.

Baker has written a really fun adventure story populated with great characters who hit all the right notes. The pacing is brisk, and the action just keeps steadily coming in waves as Mrs. Waverly and John must overcome all types of obstacles in their search for the treasure. There is nothing groundbreaking here, nor is that the intent of Baker. This is pure entertainment, and in this manner, the novella succeeds remarkably. Even though the ending can be seen from miles away, I didn’t feel this hurt the story. It was the journey getting to the conclusion, more than the ending that mattered.

Last Word:
“Or Else My Lady Keeps the Key” is a great little pirate story filled with all the requisite elements one would expect from such a story. Also, this limited edition novella is absolutely gorgeous, which isn’t surprising since it’s published by Subterranean Press. So if you are searching for a fun and entertaining pirate story that will give you an afternoon of adventure, grab your cutlass, chuck off the yoke of everyday life, and set sail with “Or Else My Lady Keeps the Key”. ( )

A slight but rollicking tale of the Spanish main, a transported bricklayer, a manumitted slave, an ex-accountant, and a wily lady. Much rum, sun, seas, treasure, and coconuts. ( )

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"We are a utopian fraternity of corsairs, rebels against the entrenched corruption of kings and merchants. We have refused the chains of Civilization and live in perfect equality here, upon the wide sea, the mother of liberty."

http://freesf.blogspot.com/2007/12/or... ( )