This book, (if you can find it, or The Shambles themselves, in fact; good luck to you and try to remember to avoid the crocodile) is absolutely hilarious, creepy, morbid and reminiscent of edward gorey and charles addams. All good characteristics of a fascinating read, and very sound advice. Should you actually attempt to find the Shambles, this guide is highly recommended. I've added some of my favorite quotes below:

"In general, distrust anyone you may meet whose teeth are sharper than your own (10)."

"Pay special attention to the sundials that line the walk as you leave; know that they will be paying special attention to you (24)." ( )