Shoe Money (edition 1998)

Ah, fun fluff! It didn't completely answer the questions on the back (Q: [why will] some people spend $6,000 on a handbag? A: because they're insane), but it was a good way to spend a couple of hours.

I'd previously read Handbag Heaven by Maggie Alderson, and I think some of the essays were in both books (either that, or I'd read them earlier in the newspaper).

And this time around, I did have a few moments of "yes!!!!". Especially as to why one wears black: because one is a grot, and black doesn't show up the stains. (Mistrust those who can wear white. They must've signed a pact with the devil.) And I want to be a Mad Aunt too! ( )

Have you ever wondered why all men look like James Bond in dinner jackets? Or all four year old girls are obsessed with pink? Or fashionable peole wear black? This book will explain all of these mysteries and more.

Even if you've never pondered any of these life-changing questions, Maggie Alderson will amuse with her finely tuned observations about everything from global style icons to when to wear that perfect red dress - with leopard skin shoes of course!

Alderson is Australia's wittiest fashion and lifestyle commentator. She writes each week in the Weekend Australian and I never miss her insightful and humorous columns. ( )