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Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

by Christopher Moore

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  1. Dr.Science recommends Who's Afraid of Beowulf? by Tom Holt, "The English author Tom Holt is relatively unknown in America, but very popular in England. If you enjoy Jasper Fforde or Christopher Moore you will most (see more) certainly enjoy Tom Holt's wry sense of English humor and the absurd. He has written a number of excellent books including Expecting Someone Taller, and Flying Dutch, but they may be difficult to find at your library or bookstore."
  2. yokai recommends Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch by Neil Gaiman
  3. meggyweg recommends The Stupidest Angel by Christopher Moore
  4. the_awesome_opossum recommends Only Begotten Daughter by James Morrow, "Only Begotten Daughter is darker and less whimsical than Lamb, but the protagonist - the daughter of God - also struggles with her divinity and purpose (see more) on Earth. It is funny in spots, but in a more wry and satirical way. So if you liked the more serious parts of Lamb, try this book"
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I originally heard about "Lamb" about 5 years ago but never got around to reading until a friend read it and really enjoyed the unique approach to the story of Christ. Christopher Moore took many liberties with his portrayal of Christ while filling readers in with a very detailed account of the years that are missing from any account. The story is told from the perspective of Levi or "Biff", Christ's best friend from childhood, who is actually brought back to life by an angel in modern-day to tell his side of the story. Moore explains everything from the miracles to how the Holy Ghost came into being. This novel will definitely not be my last Moore book...I already have "Fool" on my to-read stack. ( )
  knithappened | Nov 10, 2009 |
Funny, light-hearted, made me laugh out loud. Bit of a downer ending (obviously). ( )
  ut.tecum.loquerer | Oct 28, 2009 |
The title says it all. Levi who is called Biff is raised from the dead 2000 years later to share his account of the life of Jesus (who here is called Joshua), most notably the thirty years missing from the other Gospels. During this time Josh and Biff traveled to the East for 17 years, where they shared many adventures, and when they returned he began his ministry.This book is pretty funny. Biff is a bit of an ass but a total joy to read. He claims to have invented all kinds of things, from sarcasm to pencils, and his witty but straightforward storytelling is a delight. But however irreverent this book may be, it remains true to the person of Jesus - his kindness, his generosity, his honesty. It also does not dance around his divinity: he was the Son of God and the Messiah, but not quite in the way the Jews expected. Biff's devotion to him is understandable both as a faithful disciple and a lifelong friend.For most of this book I thought I would be beginning my review with a hearty recommendation against it for any serious Christian. While I still don't know if a Biblical literalist would enjoy this story, I think any Christian (or anyone else) with a fair sense of humor would get a big kick out of it. Moore's epilogue, in which he describes his sources and sheds light on what could have been and what was sheer fiction, sums it up very well: "This story was not meant to challenge anyone's faith; if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do." ( )
  melydia | Oct 28, 2009 |
Like most people who are given this book, I didn't know what to expect; and then I was relieved, surprised, and impressed by the ability of Christopher Moore to combine humour and compassion in a story about the "best friend of Jesus Christ" as they grew up together. This is a great book for atheists, agnostics, and Christians or none of the above. ( )
1 vote kjsmulvihill | Sep 26, 2009 |
There may be many people who would be offended by the suggestion, as made in this book that Jesus Christ had a boyhood pale by the name of Biff, whose story was never told. They may also be offended by the suggestion that Jesus studied the rituals of many other religions before accepting himself as the son of God. But if you can get past all of that, this book is absolutely hilarious. One of Moore's best works! ( )
  Ti99er | Sep 23, 2009 |
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Epigraph
God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh. - Voltaire
Author's blessing

If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it.
If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil.
If you seek adventure, may this story sing you away to blissful escape.
If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions.
All books revel perfection, by what they are or what they are not.
May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them.
May you find perfection, and know it by name.
Dedication
First words
The angel was cleaning out his closets when the call came.
Quotations
You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't.
I learned how to boil down goat urine to make explosives today.
Hi, I'm the Messiah, God wanted you to have this bacon.
I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare their feelings. You probably call them 'parts-dropping-off challenged' or something.
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Canonical titleLamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Original publication date2002
People/CharactersJesus of Nazareth, Biff, Virgin Mary, Raziel, Gaspar, Maggie (show all 8)
Important placesJerusalem, Nazareth, Judea
Important eventsCrucifixion of Christ, Death of Judas
Awards and honorsALA Best Books for Young Adults (2003), Book Sense Book of the Year (2004.1 | Paperback Honor Book, 2004), ALA Popular Paperbacks for Young Adults (2004.04 | If It Weren’t For Them: Heroes, 2004)
EpigraphGod is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh. - Voltaire, Author's blessing If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it. If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil. If you seek adventure, may this story sing you away to blissful escape. ... (show all)
First wordsThe angel was cleaning out his closets when the call came.
QuotationsYou think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't., I learned how to boil down goat urine to make explosives today., Hi, I'm the Messiah, God wanted you to have this bacon., I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare their feelings. You probably call them 'parts-dropping-off challenged' or something.
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Publisher's editorTom Dupree
BlurbersMaguire, Gregory, Hiaasen, Carl
DescriptionIn this work the author seeks to fill in the "lost" years of Jesus through the point of view of Jesus' childhood pal, "Levi bar Alphaeus who is called Biff". Biff has been resurrected in the present day, to complete missing p... (show all)
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In this work the author seeks to fill in the "lost" years of Jesus through the point of view of Jesus' childhood pal, "Levi bar Alphaeus who is called Biff". Biff has been resurrected in the present day, to complete missing parts of the Bible. Supposedly under the watchful eye of the angel Raziel, who turns out to be more interested in the soap operas on the television in their hotel, Biff is made to write down his account of the decades missing from Jesus' life. During these years he and Joshua (which, as Biff points out, "Jesus" is the Greek version of, and thus in Galilee Jesus was called Joshua Bar Joseph) travel to the East to seek the Three Wise Men who attended Joshua's birth, so that he may learn how to become the Messiah.

Amazon.com Amazon.com Review (ISBN 0380813815, Paperback)

While the Bible may be the word of God, transcribed by divinely inspired men, it does not provide a full (or even partial) account of the life of Jesus Christ. Lucky for us that Christopher Moore presents a funny, lighthearted satire of the life of Christ--from his childhood days up to his crucifixion--in Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. This clever novel is surely blasphemy to some, but to others it's a coming-of-age story of the highest order.

Joshua (a.k.a. Jesus) knows he is unique and quite alone in his calling, but what exactly does his Father want of him? Taking liberties with ancient history, Moore works up an adventure tale as Biff and Joshua seek out the three wise men so that Joshua can better understand what he is supposed to do as Messiah. Biff, a capable sinner, tags along and gives Joshua ample opportunities to know the failings and weaknesses of being truly human. With a wit similar to Douglas Adams, Moore pulls no punches: a young Biff has the hots for Joshua's mom, Mary, which doesn't amuse Josh much: "Don't let anyone ever tell you that the Prince of Peace never struck anyone." And the origin of the Easter Bunny is explained as a drunken Jesus gushes his affection for bunnies, declaring, "Henceforth and from now on, I decree that whenever something bad happens to me, there shall be bunnies around."

One small problem with the narrative is that Biff and Joshua often do not have distinct voices. A larger difficulty is that as the tone becomes more somber with Joshua's life drawing to its inevitable close, the one-liners, though not as numerous, seem forced. True to form, Lamb keeps the story of Joshua light, even after its darkest moments. --Michael Ferch

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