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Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (original 2002; edition 2003)

by Christopher Moore

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Title:Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Authors:Christopher Moore
Info:William Morrow Paperbacks (2003), Edition: Reprint, Paperback, 444 pages
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Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore (2002)

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Funny stuff! ( )
  bob101 | May 14, 2015 |
Modern Christianity has lived for so long with the divinity of Jesus that it seems we have forgotten that orthodoxy dictates that he is also fully human. Moore’s book looks at the Jesus who is fully human, growing up in Galilee, learning a trade, worrying over girls and trying to understand who he is in the world. But he is not alone – and no, it’s not the Holy Spirit, it’s Biff (aka Levi), his BFF. Moore’s tale is irreverent, seeing Jesus through the eyes of people around him, people who aren’t always convinced that he is more than a Jewish peasant. It is funny in places, as well as vulgar; it is a farcical, but is historically well researched and he has captured the atmosphere of the time period and the culture. Biff’s gospel introduces us to Joshua, a Jewish boy who struggles with all the issues that young men the world over struggle with, including sexuality and relationships. But for Joshua all of the normal pressures of growing up are complicated by the fact that he is the Son of God. So in addition to all of the other normal problems, he must wrestle with what that means and how he exemplifies it. The book is a little long, but is an entertaining read, fairly accurate historically, and Moore offers an interesting point of view on the life and times of Jesus. But a caution, the book does have sexual encounters, swearing and adult situations, so it is not for the faint of heart or the easily offended – this is not your typical Son of God, but a boy struggling to be a man with a destiny that would give any of us pause. ( )
  Al-G | May 12, 2015 |
This book attempts to rectify the missing parts of the life and times of Jesus Christ. To rectify this oversight the angel Raziel has brought back Levi bar Alphaeus who is called Biff to fill in the gap. Biff first meets Joshua when they are both aged six and Josh is playing with a lizard. They become instant friends and constant companions. Fast-forward to the age of ten when both boys meet and fall in love with Mary from Magdala (call me Maggie) and at the age of 13 decide that it's time to travel so as to avoid witnessing her marriage to Jakan. Josh is uncomfortable with his responsibilities and doesn't feel ready to take up his role as Messiah and so seeks out the three wise men that attended his birth. Biff obviously accompanies him to help keep him out of trouble.

This is a very funny, irreverent fictional account that manages to avoid crossing the line of being too offensive. There is enough research done by the author to fit the times and while liberties are taken with some events and timings it is all done well enough not to seem out of place. Some of the exchanges between Biff and Josh are hilarious and you can't help but laugh out loud at times. There are inklings for what would be used in later parables and sermons such as the origin for turning the other cheek and suchlike. I'm sure I missed a few of these as I'm not exactly familiar with the source material and those who are more conversant with the Bible would probably spot a few more. Not recommended for younger readers due to graphical content and naughty words but should be fine for everyone else. ( )
  AHS-Wolfy | Apr 1, 2015 |
This is a fantastic novel! The story moves quickly, and the devices he uses to tell the story are great -- Biff, the narrator, is brought back to life by an angel to tell his story of the Messiah. The story of his life and times are interspersed with his experience with the modern world and interactions with the angel forcing him to write his story. The innocence and humanitarian nature of Jesus are maintained throughout, and Moore never brings his divinity into question. A fun read, with lots of "Oh that could have totally happened" moments and tie-ins to the well known stories. ( )
  KillerRoo | Mar 31, 2015 |
I fucking hate this book. It bored me to tears. It had an interesting premise, which is why I started reading it in the first place. But Christopher Moore just took that premise and skull-fucked it. He shit the bed with this fucking book, and I have no fucking clue why so many people love it so much.

It's the story of Biff, Jesus's childhood friend. But of course, Biff calls him 'Josh', as you do. The book details the years that were left out of the Bible, the actual childhood of 'Josh' and Biff. How they learned kung-fu together. Discovered coffee. Invented sarcasm.

Okay, see even my description makes it sound like an interesting book, but IT'S NOT, GODDAMNIT. It's boring as fuck. It's just page after page of them wandering around, doing mostly nothing. Very rarely did they do anything worth noting. It's just bullshit.

I was hoping that this book was going to poke fun at the Bible. That always amuses me. Tearing Christians to shreds is one of my favorite pastimes. But if anything, this book reinforced the ideas of the Bible. You know, helping people and all that shit. I hate it so much.

Fuck people. People are assholes. Most of them deserve to die a horrible death. Especially, back in those days. People were not nice. They were only out for themselves. You know, like most people are today. Fucking assholes.

I did not pick up this book to get preached at, which is what it ended up doing. Don't fucking preach to me, Moore. I know I'm an asshole. I'm fine with it. If there really is a hell, I would enjoy going there, because at least then, I wouldn't be stuck in bullshit heaven, having to deal with my fucked-up relatives. I'd rather burn in hell, thank you very much. ( )
  gecizzle | Mar 5, 2015 |
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"Lamb" is an incredibly compelling work even for readers who don't agree with Moore's conclusions. The book is also laugh out loud funny at times, which really helps during some of more irreverent parts of the story.
 
Interesting, original, not for every taste.
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God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh. - Voltaire
Author's blessing

If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it.
If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil.
If you seek adventure, may this story sing you away to blissful escape.
If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions.
All books revel perfection, by what they are or what they are not.
May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them.
May you find perfection, and know it by name.
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The angel was cleaning out his closets when the call came.
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You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't.
I learned how to boil down goat urine to make explosives today.
Hi, I'm the Messiah, God wanted you to have this bacon.
I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare their feelings. You probably call them 'parts-dropping-off challenged' or something.
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In this work the author seeks to fill in the "lost" years of Jesus through the point of view of Jesus' childhood pal, "Levi bar Alphaeus who is called Biff". Biff has been resurrected in the present day, to complete missing parts of the Bible. Supposedly under the watchful eye of the angel Raziel, who turns out to be more interested in the soap operas on the television in their hotel, Biff is made to write down his account of the decades missing from Jesus' life. During these years he and Joshua (which, as Biff points out, "Jesus" is the Greek version of, and thus in Galilee Jesus was called Joshua Bar Joseph) travel to the East to seek the Three Wise Men who attended Joshua's birth, so that he may learn how to become the Messiah.
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Biff is quite a guy/His friend is the Messiah/Find out what that's like (jeshakespeare)

Amazon.com Amazon.com Review (ISBN 0380813815, Paperback)

While the Bible may be the word of God, transcribed by divinely inspired men, it does not provide a full (or even partial) account of the life of Jesus Christ. Lucky for us that Christopher Moore presents a funny, lighthearted satire of the life of Christ--from his childhood days up to his crucifixion--in Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. This clever novel is surely blasphemy to some, but to others it's a coming-of-age story of the highest order.

Joshua (a.k.a. Jesus) knows he is unique and quite alone in his calling, but what exactly does his Father want of him? Taking liberties with ancient history, Moore works up an adventure tale as Biff and Joshua seek out the three wise men so that Joshua can better understand what he is supposed to do as Messiah. Biff, a capable sinner, tags along and gives Joshua ample opportunities to know the failings and weaknesses of being truly human. With a wit similar to Douglas Adams, Moore pulls no punches: a young Biff has the hots for Joshua's mom, Mary, which doesn't amuse Josh much: "Don't let anyone ever tell you that the Prince of Peace never struck anyone." And the origin of the Easter Bunny is explained as a drunken Jesus gushes his affection for bunnies, declaring, "Henceforth and from now on, I decree that whenever something bad happens to me, there shall be bunnies around."

One small problem with the narrative is that Biff and Joshua often do not have distinct voices. A larger difficulty is that as the tone becomes more somber with Joshua's life drawing to its inevitable close, the one-liners, though not as numerous, seem forced. True to form, Lamb keeps the story of Joshua light, even after its darkest moments. --Michael Ferch

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A humorous, speculative novel fills in the lost years of Jesus' life, told from the perspective of Biff, his childhood best friend.

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