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The Ersatz Elevator by Lemony Snicket

The Ersatz Elevator (2001)

by Lemony Snicket, Lemony Snicket

Other authors: Brett Helquist (Illustrator), Michael Kupperman (Illustrator)

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Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events (6)

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  Bookman1954 | Oct 23, 2015 |
Yay! Tim Curry is back reading to us!

Sorry, I'm tired. That's my review. ( )
  Deborah_Markus | Aug 8, 2015 |
The mystery of V.F.D. is finally beginning! But will it ever end...?

I like the whimsical part of town this story takes place in, with the constant changes of in and out. The restaurant Salmonella. The parsley soda. The stairs. Jerome is a really great guy, and yet really disappointing. But that's how all good adult characters are in the Series of Unfortunate Events.

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny really are in their element in this book, inventing and researching and biting the heck out of things. They're getting really really resourceful and their courage and boldness is growing too.

One of the best things about the series is a whole is Lemony Snicket. As the Baudelaire story progresses, his does too and he gives you brief snippets of his life throughout the narrative. Also, he can go on at quite some length about things that aren't really relevant at all, and not only is it educational, it's entertaining. Love this guy. ( )
1 vote BrynDahlquis | Jan 17, 2015 |
Of the 6 I've read so far, this one I enjoyed the most! Kept me on the edge of my seat and I literally gasped a number of times in the reading! This one was by far the best and I can't wait to keep reading!

I *love* how Sunny is having a more active role ... it's hilarious to me because she's a baby :-D

Adrianne ( )
  Adrianne_p | Dec 4, 2014 |
It has become very clear over the first six books that Lemony Snicket has a pattern. In essence, this book is exactly the same as all the rest. The Orphans are taken in by a guardian and soon find themselves trying to foil the scheme of a disguised Olaf. However, I've rated it a little higher than the others purely because I enjoyed it the most.

I love the setting of this novel and the tongue-in-cheek jabs at fashionistas. I love the absurd descriptions of 667 Dark Avenue and the Cafe Salmonella. I loved the eventual twist in this story's tale. And, as always, I love Snicket's deliciously dark writing style.

It only really lost a star due to its lack of originality. I do hope that Snicket mixes things up a little more in the Vile Village as I'd hate for this series to grow stale. ( )
  ArkhamReviews | Nov 12, 2014 |
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Helquist, BrettIllustratorsecondary authorall editionsconfirmed
Kupperman, MichaelIllustratorsecondary authorall editionsconfirmed
Curry, TimNarratorsecondary authorsome editionsconfirmed
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Amazon.com Amazon.com Review (ISBN 0064408647, Hardcover)

Fans of Lemony Snicket's wonderful Series of Unfortunate Events won't be surprised to find that in the sixth installment the three Baudelaire orphans' new home proves to be something of a mixed bag. As our ever sad but helpful narrator states, "Although 'a mixed bag' sometimes refers to a plastic bag that has been stirred in a bowl, more often it is used to describe a situation that has both good parts and bad parts. An afternoon at the movie theater, for instance, would be a mixed bag if your favorite movie were showing, but if you had to eat gravel instead of popcorn. A trip to the zoo would be a very mixed bag if the weather were beautiful, but all of the man-and woman-eating lions were running around loose." And so it is for the bad-luck Baudelaires. Their fancy new 71-bedroom home on 667 Dark Avenue is inhabited by Esmé Gigi Geniveve Squalor (the city's sixth most important financial advisor), and her kindly husband, Jerome, who doesn't like to argue. Esmé is obsessed by the trends du jour (orphans are "in"), and because elevators are "out," Sunny, Violet, and Klaus have to trudge up 66 flights of stairs to reach the Squalors' penthouse apartment. (Other unfortunate trends include pinstripe suits, aqueous martinis--water with a faint olive-y taste--parsley soda, and ocean decorations.)

As the book begins, the Baudelaires are not only frightened in anticipation of their next (inevitable) encounter with the evil, moneygrubbing Count Olaf but they are also mourning the disappearance of their dear new friends from The Austere Academy, the Quagmires. It doesn't take long for Olaf to show up in another of his horrific disguises... but if he is on Dark Avenue, what has he done with the Quagmires? Once again, the resourceful orphans use their unique talents (Violet's inventions, Klaus's research skills, and the infant Sunny's strong teeth) in a fruitless attempt to escape from terrible tragedy. Is there a gleam of hope for the orphans and their new friends? Most certainly not. The only thing we can really count on are more gloriously gloomy adventures in the seventh book, The Vile Village. (Ages 9 and older) --Karin Snelson

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The woeful saga of the Baudelaire orphans continues as evil Count Olaf discovers their whereabouts at Esmé Squalor's seventy-one bedroom penthouse and concocts a new plan for stealing their family fortune.

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