Amazon.com Product Description (ISBN 0399530827, Paperback)

Every girl needs a gay boyfriend.

Long before queer eyes tried to improve the straight guys, gay men had a girl's best interests at heart. After all, who else is going to stop a girl from dating a loser, spending her money on tragic home décor, or turning into her mother? Dave Singleton has dissected more "smart women, foolish choices" than Ann Landers, Dr. Phil, and Carrie Bradshaw combined. Now, based on stories from real women and decades of experience counseling and consoling female friends, Dave dishes out his 25 most unfailing, uncompromising pieces of advice, including:

Follow your bliss, but remember this: You're not going to meet an eligible, straight man at cooking class

Being spontaneous does not apply to your hair! Why you must stop getting drastic, funky hairstyles after a bad day or before an awards show

Are you wasting your time and perfume? How to tell if a hot prospect plays for your team

Don't ask, don't tell your date: The 10 things that only your gay best friend needs to know