Just when things couldn't get any stranger...
Corporate shark Joe Montcrief wastes no time in getting exactly what he wants. And what he wants is to spend one brief night in Beaverton, Idaho; buy the tiny town for his company; and get out. No one warned him that Beaverton is home to a kooky collection of outrageous eccentrics, or that his B&B, the Shady Lady, is a former brothel, which now houses retired ladies of the evening. Then there's the proprietor of the B&B, Emmylou Sargent. Pretty, warm, and apparently not deranged, she's a baking, homemaking, small-town girl-the sort of woman Joe would never be attracted to under normal circumstances. But nothing in Beaverton is normal. That must be why Joe's going wildly, passionately out of his mind for Emmylou. The only way to stay sane is to get out of town, before he gives in to total erotic madness...
...they did.
In a town of eccentrics, Emmylou has always stood out-for her normalcy. But then, she's never met anybody like Joe. When he's around, that strong, masculine vibe of his makes Emmylou feel like going deliciously, wickedly insane. Or maybe that old brothel magic is finally starting to work on her. Emylou is determined to keep Joe in Beaverton long enough to save her hometown...even if she has to take leave of her senses and drive him completely crazy to do it...
Now, in a place that's Mayberry-meets-Bedlam, where doubting your sanity is the local pastime, two sane people engaged in a battle of wills are about to discover that love isn't always sensible, and desire this strong can take anybody to a place beyond all reason...

For Emmylou Sargent, being levelheaded, business-minded, and absolutely normal is the way things have to be. After all, she does own a bed and breakfast in Beaverton , Idaho , that just so happened to once be a brothel. And yes, some of the former "ladies of the evening" still reside with her, and many more seem to drop in all too often for tea. Someone has to have a good head on their shoulders, and it seems that Emmylou has been nominated for the position. Regardless of the seventy-somethings who still proclaim their prowess in the bedroom, or the lady who insists they should burn this modern-day Tara to the ground before the Yankees can get their hands on it, Emmylou is determined to lead as normal a life as possible. The only problem with that scenario is that in a town like Beaverton , normal adds up to a whole lot of boring. Boring, that is, until one Joe Montcrief shows up at her B&B, looking for a room.
Tall, dark, and undeniably handsome, Joe's making his way through Beaverton for only one reason-buy some land, make some deals, and get the heck out of dodge. What he never expects is to be almost instantly attracted to the demure innkeeper where he's bedding down-or to be asked what his sexual problems are by women old enough to be his grandmothers. Undeniably intrigued, however, Joe finds himself in no sudden rush to leave this small town; in fact, he's finding more and more reasons to spend time with Emmylou and her "family" of sexual fanatics. The only problem is, the more the former ladies of the night harp on his love life, the more Joe fantasizes about making some new memories with the very prim and proper Emmylou.
TURN LEFT AT SANITY is a hilarious romp through small town life, with characters just crazy enough to keep you entertained throughout the entire story. For Joe and Emmylou, the attraction might be strong and immediate, but these two characters are looking for different things out of life-and a short, one-night stand isn't it. Ms. Warren has done an excellent job, as always, combining a highly charged sexual attraction with real-to-life characters and witty dialogue, resulting in a story that's as heartfelt and genuine as it is amusing. (