Portentous as fuck. The number-one thing I got out of this book was a timely reminder that it's not just the poststructuralists, dude, and a certain strain of continental philosophy has always equated obscurity with depth.

Other than that? Well, the parts where he spends half a page explaining why we call(ed) the Orient the Orient and the West the West even though the Earth is a ball, and why we call the New World new (hint: it's NOT ACTUALLY ANY NEWER) are fun, but let's face it: at, not with.

The abstract castlebuilding on God and "Spirit" I read with great inattention and in some cases only notionally, and it still got through to me by the end because he managed to spend FOUR HUNDRED PAGES stentoring it at me (like getting hit with a pillow for aeons and aeons . . .), and in the end it was worth about four sentences and even those weren't really worth enough for me to try to sketch/parse them here. I'll give you one word, and it won't surprise you to hear that it's "theodicy."

Some of the stuff about the Greeks and the Romans and the good ol' dialectical contradictions that brought them down was interesting and new, no doubt. And the stuff about China and India and the "German World" (including France and Spain, in Hegel's estimation) was interesting in a "the way we were" kind of way. Aaand his concept as a whole, world-historical peoples and the development of Spirit and passing of the torch is kind of aesthetically, or no, ergonomically pleasing, as long as you don't ask there to be any reality to it whatsoever.

But dude, if I could coin one term to describe whatever the term is for a unity of imagined author with experienced text (and please don't ask me to coin a term for that too) for this book, it would be . . .

"Anti-fresh air." Schopenhauer called Hegel's philosophy (and this was selected by me and Heidi from a wealth of similar statements by many dudes) ". . . a colossal piece of mystification which will yet provide posterity with an inexhaustible theme for laughter at our times, that it is a pseudo-philosophy paralyzing all mental powers, stifling all real thinking, and, by the most outrageous misuse of language, putting in its place the hollowest, most senseless, thoughtless, and, as is confirmed by its success, most stupefying verbiage..." He was basically right. ( )