Tim LaHaye (1926–2016)

Out of curiosity – and as a sort of cultural anthropological experience -- I listened to the abridged audio version of this work to see what all the fuss was about. I chose the abridged version because I suspected (correctly as it turned out) that more than 3 hrs of the stuff would not be easy to tolerate.

Author Tim LaHaye (1926-2016) was a fundamentalist Christian of the most extreme, apocalyptic sort. He was convinced of a massive Satanic conspiracy (involving the "Illuminati", Planned show more Parenthood, the NAACP, Harvard University, and the "Trilateral Commission") that was subverting the US in order to merge it into a one-world socialist state. With the Left Behind Series he hit the jackpot of fame and fortune. It led to 16 best-selling books that sold more than 65 million copies and a spin-off series for teens of more than 40 more books, plus movies, graphic novels, music albums, radio dramatizations, online blogs, websites, and video games. We have good reason to believe that Mr. LaHaye died a very wealthy man, and “left behind” a very wealthy family, who no doubt thought their riches well- deserved.

The “Left Behind” concept is based on a peculiar interpretation of an obscure line in a letter purportedly written nearly 2100 years ago by the man we know (in English) as "Paul" (*note 1 below). He was the founder of the new religion that decades later came to be called Christianity. The idea behind the “left behind” idea is that at the end of the world, true believers in protestant fundamentalism (LaHayes’ personal religion) will rise “up” into the “sky” to meet their “god”. Given that “the sky” is a pre-scientific concept and “up” lies in opposite directions for people in (say) Australia vs North America, one is forced to envision these floating people encircling the earth at high altitude. But since the writer (like his contemporaries) surely believed that the earth is flat and didn’t know that continents, oceans, and kangaroos existed, the charitable course would be to overlook such details. (Or rather, it would be were it not for the uncompromising insistence of LaHayes and his ilk that everything in their Bible is to be taken literally, as written in English). Also unstated is whether these people were to be permitted to take their clothes, jewelry, back braces, and dentures with them. In LaHayes book, the clothes are in fact “left behind” (see below). If LaHayes is correct, then, the hovering faithful must be entirely naked, leaving many a “behind” (both left and right components) exposed to frigid temperatures of the upper atmosphere.

As for this work, the first book in the Left Behind series, it has received more than 4100 reviews at Amazon, 80% of which gave it 4 or 5 stars. Yet to date, it’s received only 91 reviews at Library Thing. What does that say about LT readers? Are they smart, or just plain bad? Inquiring Minds want to know.

But on to the story!! Millions of people suddenly vanish from the planet, leaving their clothes “behind” (including boxer shorts, bras, socks, and pantyhose), exactly where they’d been standing, sitting, and lying. Thus, husbands find they’ve been "left behind" by their wives (though not for the usual reasons), and wives by their (presumably now-naked) husbands. Naughty children are left behind as homeless orphans by their ultra-good parents. And fetuses are spirited out of uteri, leaving behind their not-so nice, no-longer-pregnant mothers (I’m not making this up). Commercial airplanes piloted by good church-going pilots are left pilotless and crash to the ground – collateral damage to the less devout, but that’s how it goes when you choose the wrong religion. Presumably the same happens worldwide in trains, gondolas, rickshaws, and Ferris wheels, although the reader is spared the details.

The people who disappear are chiefly fundamentalist Protestants. Catholics and Jews don’t make the cut. The long-standing question about the main criterion for being chosen is thereby answered, and the fundamentalists turn out to be right: you don’t get saved by being moral and upright or doing good works, but by believing in (and being born into) the right set of beliefs. As a result, those who practice Islam, Buddhism, Confucianism, and animism, as well as agnostics, atheists, and most of the world’s scientists (*note 2 below) presumably aren’t in the running to do the naked- sky trip; however, the point is only implicit, and is never stated outright. Also left unexplained are the fates of Mormons, Scientologists, Anglicans (are they sufficiently protestant?), and liberal Democrats. Do they stay or do they go? Unfortunately, we don’t get to know, and that’s too bad, because the fates of each of these groups raise interesting theological questions.

The focus in Left Behind is entirely on the people who are (you guessed it) “left behind.” These individuals are disturbed, frightened, and perplexed, but oddly, life otherwise seems to go on pretty much as usual. Granted, the protagonist Rayford Steele, the handsome pilot of the 747 airline from which people disappear at the story’s outset, eventually changes his life. Now that his annoyingly ultra-religious wife is gone, Rayford stops lusting after the beautiful flight attendant (Hattie Durham) with whom he’s been trying to have an affair. He begins to attend church more regularly, the way his wife used to nag him to do. Then there’s a news reporter who was also left behind on the 747 -- Cameron "Buck" Williams (note that most of the males in this book have names like gay porn stars). “Buck” decides to investigate the disappearances. Later in the series, Wikipedia informs us, he winds up marrying Rayford’s Steele’s daughter Chloe Steele. Chloe also is "beautiful," like Hattie and the other women mentioned. (*See note 3 below).

Readers may well puzzle as to why there isn’t worldwide panic among those who remain, with massive resources poured into figuring out what happened and why. With most of the world’s scientists left behind (*note 2 again), one would expect an enormous outpouring of effort to characterize the missing by age, gender, political party, country of origin, religious affiliation, moral nature, physical attractiveness, and sexual orientation – a virtual census of the missing that might help explain why those who were left behind were and those who weren't weren’t.

But instead, it turns out, the world is fascinated by a newcomer on the international scene, the new President of Romania. He is the handsome, blonde, Nicolae Carpathia, who despite his name ("Carpathia" sounds like a type of STD) looks like Robert Redford and has been named by People magazine as the "Sexiest Man Alive." In a climax of the story, Carpathia amazes the world during an address to the UN, by managing to name each of the world’s nations, one after another, in alphabetical order! Through the list he goes – Algeria… Ghana… Mozambique … Trinidad... the whole way to Zanzibar! He pronounces each one correctly! And he doesn’t miss a single one!! Presumably Palestine is not named, since the deity of the fundamentalists has a particular political favorite in that part of the world.

From this and other schoolboy tricks, Carpathia charms the world into giving up their sovereignty and weaponry to a world government, of which he gets to be the head. He also gets to marry the afore-mentioned beautiful flight attendant, Hattie Durham -- for what prospective world dictator doesn't secretly lust after beautiful flight attendants? Neither Hattie nor anyone else thinks to ask why, if Nicolai is as good as everyone believes, he was also “left behind”.

However, readers who are apocalypse aficionados will be unsurprised to find that Nicolae Carpathia is none other than the Antichrist. Yes; he is the evil, evil figure foretold in Revelations. (This book was very nearly "left behind" from those chosen for the Christian Bible; in fact, such Protestant notables as Martin Luther seriously doubted its status). And as the Antichrist, Carpathia will figure importantly in the coming apocalypse and the Left Behind series’ other 55 books, plus the graphic novels, radio dramas, napkin holders, and video games. Evil sells, as both Dante Alighieri and John Milton knew well.

The Left Behind series has been criticized on numerous grounds, including its antithetical stance towards the diverse religions of the world. Oddly, one of the strongest criticisms has been that it is anti-Catholic (*note 4) -- as if being anti-Islamic/ anti-Buddhist/ anti-animist/ etc. isn’t even more problematic, given the billions of people involved. But aside from this arguable flaw, the series appears to be theologically illiterate – being incompatible with the religion that it purports to promote. In the series, and contrary to conventional Biblical interpretation, those who have been "left behind" get a second chance, even though "the rapture" has already happened. If they reform their lives and start believing in the right beliefs, they too may get to take the naked journey into the troposphere. Clearly, without this escape hatch, the Left Behind series would have nothing to preach about and nothing with which to motivate the unfaithful. So... what's a little apostasy in a good cause with excellent financial potential?

Unfortunately, after three hours of abridged audiotape, I found myself a bit let down. It’s one thing to have a wacky ideology that takes smug satisfaction in the eternal torment of most of the world’s people and sees worldwide destruction as a foreordained, outcome that we are helpless to prevent. But that’s no excuse for stereotyped characters, a paper-thin plot, and writing that hovers at a 5th-grade level.

But I would have to admit that the storyline was frightening – not because of its content, but because it presents a viewpoint held by countless millions. As one commentator noted several years ago, the ideology espoused in the Left Behind series ”provides a narrative and a theological rationale for a whole host of perplexing conservative policies, from the White House's craven decision to cut off aid to the United Nations Family Planning Fund to America's surreally casual mobilization for an invasion of Baghdad -- a city that is, in the Left Behind books, Satan's headquarters. “ (*note 5).

I will give the penultimate word to that same commentator: “Political attitudes and actions that make no practical or moral sense to secularists become comprehensible when viewed through Christian pop culture's eschatological looking glass. At a time when America is flagrantly flouting international law, spurning the U.N. and tacitly supporting the land grabs of Israeli maximalists, surely it's significant that the most popular fiction in the country creates a gripping narrative that pits American Christians against a conspiracy of Satan-worshipping, abortion-promoting, gun-controlling globalists…”.

Clearly, there's serious stuff here, folks. Scorn it you may. But given the nature of self-fulfilling prophecy, and the delight that millions reportedly take in the prospects of a nuclear Armageddon that destroys the planet, we may (sooner rather than later) face an End Times scenario -- from which no one's "behind" is "left".
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* Note 1: A letter thought by scholars to have been written by Paul contains a line that can be translated into English as ”Next, all of us who are still alive will be taken up into the clouds together with them to meet the Lord in the sky. This obscure sentence is the basis for the “rapture” that so many millions await.

* Note 2: 94% of the members of the US National Academy of Sciences are atheists/ agnostics. This body contains the nation’s most eminent and accomplished scientists.

* Note 3: A possible explanation is that the less attractive people were more likely to be taken away during the rapture -- as a divinely- directed form of natural selection. And maybe that reason is that being both good AND beautiful is especially difficult. Unfortunately, the point is never addressed.

* Note 4: Tim LaHaye was a harsh critic of Roman Catholicism. He characterized it as a “false religion” that engages in “pagan rituals”.

* Note 5: Goldberg, Michelle (2002). Fundamentally Unsound. Salon. https://web.archive.org/web/20071214062956/http://dir.salon.com:80/story/books/f... show less

I decided to read this because the premise was intriguing and it was somewhat internet famous for being awful. I went into it with fairly low expectations, but not quite low enough.
I managed to get through the first 20 or so pages as I enjoyed arguing with every flawed plot point, and then was only able to slog through the rest of the book by imagining how I would have rewrite the novel if given the chance.
The writing is abysmal. The writers have evidently never heard the catchphrase of show more every writing teacher: "show not tell!" None of the main characters are physically described (aside from Rayford having grey hair) so are difficult to picture. Hattie is apparently physically attractive, but we are never given any further detail or evidence of this fact. Nor are the characters given any real conflict with God (with the possible exception of the pastor Brian, who does have an interesting story). For the main part, they just didn't believe enough for no good reason, missing a brilliant opportunity to show an interesting and moving reconciliation with faith. The supposedly incredible inspirational speeches by Nicolae Carpathia read like a bad high school essay copied from Wikipedia.
Then there's the sexism. For the most part, women appear only to scold or argue with the primary male characters and are then berated into submission (an actual approving quote from the book showed Chloe being "really put in her place" by the pastor Brian). I'm not surprised that both Rayford and Buck are portrayed as being bad with women, since the authors have apparently never met a real one. But they like trying to talk to you pointlessly, going to beauty parlours (result never described) and crying! And don't forget women react positively to being lectured and stalked.
Numerous logical flaws pepper the plot as well. In one particularly galling instance (which made me want to throw the book in the garbage) Hattie complains that her sister has been put out of a job due to abortions no longer being required. Putting aside the ridiculous notion of family planning clinics as businesses, the clinic she works for explicitly also provides pregnancy related counselling, and with every unborn fetus in the world having been raptured, I can only imagine how overrun their crisis counselling services would be!
In all, I am baffled at the book's popularity, and astonished that there was even one sequel, let alone a whole series. Oh well, they couldn't possibly go 12 books without eventually learning to write...right? show less

DNF at 45%

The general plot re: beginning of the End of Days was fine. If the author had stayed with that, I could probably overlook other narrative difficulties. Probably.

But the romance story line killed this series for me. A thirty-year-old globe-trotting journalist who’s still a virgin? Sure, it’s possible. But it was introduced in such a way that it felt contrived - engineered by the author to make the character more sparkly clean and pure.

And his love interest. A spoiled brat, show more ten years his junior, who plays all kinds of “read my mind and guess why I’m mad” games; but who became highly offended when her childish behavior is pointed out. By the time they reconciled, I was ready to bitch-slap her to New Babylon and back.

Maybe I’ll try the series again, someday. But not this week. show less

Readers who have not followed the first 7 portions of the "Left Behind" series will not get much out of the abridged audio recording of episode 8. The devil incarnate has appeared in the form of a Romanian politician whose is named something like Nicholai Kardashian. Mr. Nick has a penchant for elaborate titles, and is known to his followers as His Excellency Global Community Supreme Potentate. Having been proclaimed as the new Messiah, he is in the process of taking over the world. He has show more gained a worldwide following through subterfuge, and is about to consolidate his power through use of the guillotine. Yes, Old Nick’s nefarious plans involve use of that instrument of the 18th century French Revolution to bring the unbelievers into line. For those misguided individuals who refuse to have a microchip embedded in their skin and a mark of loyalty placed on their forehead or hand, it's "off with their heads". For sophisticated readers who are tired of how otherwise nice people lose their heads over issues of religion, it may be a welcome change to see the metaphor become real.

In the audio tape, there’s lots of Sturm and Drang, with spooky music to get the listener in the mood for an Armageddon. And then there’s the brave words of the leader of the anti-Kardashian opposition, ex-airline pilot Rayford Steele. (Steele was "left behind" when his more-devout wife was whisked "up" to heaven during the Rapture, and soon thereafter converted to fundamentalism). The episode ends with Nicholai preparing to enter Jerusalem, and Steele and his fellow Tribulationists marshaling a vast army to stop them. Apparently "turn the other cheek" is not a policy when serious issues are at stake.

This episode, like the other one I’ve listened to (Episode 1) raises plenty of theological difficulties. First, one is forced to wonder why an all-powerful deity needs a group of puny humans in order to defeat his chief rival for human fealty. Why not simply dispatch Nicholai with a thunderbolt or a coronary, and get back to judging the quick and the (not-so-quick) dead? Second, is the fact that the entire series is based on a misrepresentation of the Book of Revelations – that bizarre addendum that even Martin Luther thought had no business being placed in the Christian bible. In that benighted work, non-believers at the time of the Rapture missed their last chance at being “saved”. However, in the “Left Behind” series, the individuals left behind have plenty of extra chances at heaven and represent the only earthly forces fighting against evil. Third is a serious epistemological issue. Why should believers NOT believe that Nicolai is the Messiah? After all, he is widely- reputed to perform miracles; he rose from the dead after three days; he has millions of followers around the world; and he claims divinity and demands worship. To an ideology that privileges “faith” and derides “evidence”, how is one to know where to place one’s faith and trust? At least in the old days, such decisions were made before birth; one’s religion was almost always inherited from one’s parents, and theirs from their parents, and so on. In the face of competing superstitions, little wonder that millions are going with the choice that lets their cephalic appendage remain attached.

The saddest part of this "book" isn't the time wasted on it, but rather, the large number of people who have swallowed the silly propaganda -- making author Tim LaHaye a multi-millionaire many times over. Some of the reviewers at Amazon speak of how much this book series has taught them about the Bible. For a little self- reflection, I would recommend to such people Ecclesiastes 1:15 (Douay-Rheims translation): "The perverse are hard to be corrected, and the number of fools is infinite." show less