Michael Carson (2)

Extreme C-Sections is a very funny parody of all your favorite science fiction movies -- and a few classics from other genres you will be sure to recognize. Having managed to rid themselves of such alien invading races as the Independence Day aliens and the One-eyed, One-horned, Flying Purple People Eater, the people of Earth face one last menacing enemy: the most dreaded alien threat of all -- Aliens. An organization comprised of Earth's randomly chosen and extemely mediocre problem-solvers show more is called upon to brainstorm a solution. Merely avoiding planet LV-426 (because the stomach-bursting aliens have no ships of their own and can only stowaway on others' ships) is rejected, because Earth is not the kind of planet to sit around and do nothing, by gum! Instead, they decide to send an eclectic crew comprised of all races, genders, and sexual orientations (plus a couple hundred Extras as bait)and wipe out those Aliens once and for all. With the crew of the Spaceship Idaho led by over-the-hill Captain Oliver Naise (he's 34), Earth is sure to be victorious, unless a government conspiracy intereferes ... Readers will enjoy the satire and wit of this new author, IF the whole book doesn't get prematurely shut-down by Agent Smith for making fun of The Matrix. show less