Fun with Touchstones

I just noticed over in the What Are you Reading Now? thread that someone had accidentally touchstoned The Secret River and The Conjuror's Bird together, creating The Secret River and The Conjuror's Bird, which for some reason links to The Wind-up Bird Chronicle. Naturally I had to start playing around, and found at least one more interesting one:

Green Eggs and Ham and The Club Dumas = Fight Club

So, the Friday challenge: find the best accidental touchstone-combination-creations!

(It's a slow day at work, can you tell?)
I've found another one:

Robbing the Bees and The Sound and the Fury = On the Road (sound recording

My two current reads are:

The Poems of Nazim Hikmet and The Doors of his face, the lamps of his mouth and other stories = The complete work of William Shakespeare : comprising his plays and poems

Two Heinlein novels, Friday and The Green Hills of Earth apparently = The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (Green Apple). LOL.

Love's Labour's Lost and Paradise Regained = Paradise Lost

The Rarest of the Rare and The Business of Books = A Rare Benedictine

From the Do Opposites Attract? department:
How to Talk to a Liberal and Downsize This = Me Talk Pretty One Day
Left Behind and The God Delusion = The left hand of darkness

But my favorite so far is definitely:
Fishboy and Hollow Man = Tuesdays with Morrie

#3, #4, #7 - Excellent! The Tuesdays with Morrie one cracked me up too.

Ulysses and For Whom the Bell Tolls = The Bell Jar

The Loved One and Lord of the Flies = The Lord of the Rings