Eating People is Wrong…

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Eating People is Wrong…

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Edited: Apr 1, 2008, 3:46 am

See other thread (...but not if they are dead...etc.)

Apr 1, 2008, 10:47 am

Listen keep YOUR morals off of my George Foreman grill, OK, Buddy?!

As one of those big fat bald chefs once said:

"I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon* around."- James Beard

*I tried thyme in a pinch, and no-one could tell the difference

Apr 1, 2008, 3:33 pm

As long as you do it in a respectful manner, grokking them in their fullness, it's okay.

A little teriyaki sauce doesn't hurt either.

Edited: Apr 1, 2008, 4:41 pm

It is not wrong IF the person being eaten consented beforehand. If this was covered in the previous thread, then I apologize. Everything got all discombobulated (love that word).

Apr 1, 2008, 4:48 pm

See my microwave recipe for Libertarian Bachelors.

Grokking in fullness is, of course, a necessary ingredient. Also salt, tarragon, time to establish intimacy, full mutual consent, sharp weapons, and a heat source.

Apr 1, 2008, 10:36 pm

#4: when you discombobulate, do you soak your skewers?

Last time I'd didn't and the tips burned.

Apr 2, 2008, 11:34 pm

Try this.

Apr 3, 2008, 9:13 am

Carnophile needs a date. I think he'd even settle for a musty librarian at this point. Anybody have an unattached one there not using? We have one from the Carter Administration up Cataloging, I could dust her off.

Apr 3, 2008, 11:09 am

I think, all things considered, I'd prefer Salma Hayek to the average librarian. Note I say the average librarian - Paulina Porizkova once said she was born to be a librarian, but she's five standard deviations from the mean.

And if it's Salma, it can't be her on any random day; it has to be her as the Queen of the Vampires in From Dusk to Dawn.

Regarding the librarians that keep popping up in this group, here's some amusing stuff.

Apr 3, 2008, 5:07 pm

Follow-up: I might be able to stand the librarian thing - I'm an open-minded man - but the Carter Administration? Ewwwwwww!

Apr 3, 2008, 5:33 pm

Ewwwwwww, is right!

Apr 3, 2008, 5:36 pm


Apr 4, 2008, 10:31 am

Yes, I admit it...