Oh, this one is weird--the ragged, inconsistent rhymes and rhythms that take you halfway through the book before you realize it's supposed to be in rhyming couplets; the weird nonsense that results as the author strains for the rhyme; the awful first-gen CG art; the fact that the author is "Kris A. Jamsa, PhD," and the artist took a pseudonym from Seinfeld ("Art Vandeleigh," of course), the fact that it was "all a dream." But it's also a bad book, so don't bother thinking too deeply about it. ( )