Paul Davidson is deliciously clever with this collection. Jesus, Morrison, Abbott & Costello, Lewis and Clark, Orvile & Wilbur, Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, Freud, Conan Doyle, Stevenson, take your pick!

Frida Kahlo blog testamonial for "Dumont’s XL-87 tweezers"! Davy Crockett blogging from the Alamo, asking his followers to help come up with "A rallying cry that will whip others into a frenzy in times of war and strife… I am not necessarily a wordsmith, but I have a few suggestions which I look to you to help spread:..." Crockett liked "'Ala-No no no no no!' That one’s pretty good if you ask me.")

Buster Keaton short entry: "At a loss for words, today. "

How about Alexander the Great's blog?

This is the greatest blog ever. I have seen other blogs and I must be honest in telling you all that this blog would crush all other blogs if they were given weapons and set against each other in a blog-like coliseum of sorts. In fact, if this blog was unarmed and was put face-to-face in a battle with other blogs that were all given some kind of heavy weapon, this blog would still destroy all other blogs. That’s a pretty great blog (one that can destroy other armed blogs with its bare hands) if you ask me which you probably are asking at this very moment, which is why I’ve answered. Because had I not answered, well, this blog would not be as great as we all know it is.

Sound like anyone nowhere-near-as-great from the Twit-erverse?? Brilliant!

One more snippet to whet the appetite: Ben Franklin, waking up with singed eyebrows...

But what is UP with this whole cloth string key thing? I don’t know if any of you saw me out partying it up last night but if you did and you can tell me what the hell I ended up doing last night , do me a big one and e-mail me. Seriously. Man, my head is friggin’ throbbing right now. Oh, ...

Funny and, as I said, deliciously clever. ( )