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In this day and age with time short, money shorter, and all the really good therapists on daytime talk shows, what is the average neurotic person to do? Until now they were up the Danube without a prognosis. Now, however, Shrink Yourself allows patients to have years of in-depth Freudian psychoanalysis for one low price. Never again will the compulsive obsess about their next appointment only to have their analyst cancel because of tennis lessons or a far-off family funeral. No more free-floating anxiety about castration or death swirling around in one's head. Thanks to Shrink Yourself both conscious and unconscious can rest. It's easy to use: the reader need only find a comfortable couch and Shrink Yourself will guide them through an emotionally fulfilling Freudian therapy session. Repression, dream analysis, childhood trauma, Freudian slips, neurotic symptoms, sexual repression, Oedipus complex, ink blots and everyone's favorite, penis envy, are all covered. And best of all, there is no bill!AUTHORBIO: Ted Meyer is many of talents. He is a painter and printmaker, graphic designer, celebrity reporter and writer. Ted won his first art contest at age six by coping the work of one of the older kids.The unresolved guilt from this single act has manifested itself in a number of odd ways, such as the writing of this book. He lives with his two cats, Steven and Steven, in a big rectangular loft in Los Angeles, California.