"We're a lonely, weak species on one giant floating rock in space! -- Elisabeth is a wonder child. She can grow up to be almost anything she desires, and she desires much! But the world is full of of apocalypses waiting to happen. Help guide Elisabeth through a myriad of unfortunate events that will wipe out the human race as a whole! -- Choose Your Own Armageddon is not for sale and never will be. Due credit is given to the original Choose Your Own Adventure series for their excellent inspiration. Amazing special thanks to AJ Lauer for helping write big swaths of the story and for generally being exceptional in all ways! -- This book was an epic labor of love as a thank-you to my friends and family on the occasion of my birthday. May you all survive life by the skin of your teeth and have a book-worth of amazing tales to tell of it after!"--Daniel P. Keidl--P.[4] of cover.