Mr Jelly: It's Halloween everyday for some people, pal!
Phil: I'll get our researchers onto it. I say researchers, it's one big girl with an NVQ in Media Studies, but she gets some fascinating stories.
Maureen: I told David to join the RAC, and he disappeared to Stratford for three months. David: Yeah. I did A Winters Tale with Simon Russell Beale. He's a good theatre actor, but he's too big for telly.
Maureen: David's hobby. He collects serial killers. David: Don't collect them. Study them. Maureen: He's actually worked out who Jack the Ripper is, but won't tell me, will you? It's confidential.
Mr Jelly: I've got some kids here tormenting me. They put a rat in me Pringles and beetles in me chocolates.