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The Jesus Cow: A Novel by Michael Perry
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The Jesus Cow: A Novel (original 2015; edition 2015)

by Michael Perry

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New York Times bestselling humorist Michael Perry makes his fiction debut with this hilarious and big-hearted tale, a comic yet sincere exploration of faith and the foibles of modern life that blends the barbed charm of Garrison Keillor, the irreverent humor of Christopher Moore, and the audacious insight of Chuck Klosterman.

Life is suddenly full of drama for low-key Harley Jackson: A woman in a big red pickup has stolen his bachelor's heart, a Hummer-driving predatory developer is threatening to pave the last vestiges of his family farm, and inside his barn is a calf bearing the image of Jesus Christ. His best friend, Billy, a giant of a man who shares his trailer house with a herd of cats and tries to pass off country music lyrics as philosophy, urges him to avoid the woman, fight the developer, and get rich off the calf. But Harley takes the opposite tack, hoping to avoid what his devout, dearly departed mother would have called "a scene."

Then the secret gets outâ??right through the barn door, and Harley's "miracle" goes viral. Within hours pilgrims, grifters, and the media have descended on his quiet patch of Swivel, Wisconsin, looking for a glimpse (and a percentage) of the calf. Does Harley hide the famous, possibly holy calf and risk a riot, or give the people what they wantâ??and raise enough money to keep his landâ??and, just possibly, win the woman and her big red pickup truck?

Harley goes all in, cutting a deal with a major Hollywood agent that transforms his little farm into an international spiritual theme parkâ??think Lourdes, only with cheese curds and t-shirts. Soon, Harley has lots of money . . . and more trouble than he ever d… (more)

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Title:The Jesus Cow: A Novel
Authors:Michael Perry
Info:Harper (2015), Hardcover, 304 pages
Collections:Read in 2015
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Started out with the same small-town feel as his non-fiction, a little less charitable since these are fictional characters, then the plot kicks in and it becomes manic and at times hilarious, leading to the ending, which is both brutal and preposterous. I much prefer his memoirs, his musings on his life and his family and his neighbors. Worth reading if you're a fan, but the essential stuff is in the non-fiction aisle. ( )
  unclebob53703 | Jun 9, 2022 |
Amazing! This book made me laugh out loud and text lines to my husband and post them on-line. ( )
  Sunandsand | Apr 30, 2022 |
Still in the middle of reading. My first impression is that it is lighter fare than his nonfiction writing. Less weighty. Yet Mike has put the hours into this book. I still find insights into the things I care about. He still uses exact, beautiful language to entertain his readers.

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  Thomas.Cannon | Dec 7, 2021 |
This is a satire of the first order. Being skewered is small-town WI life, religion, land developers, artsy-fartsy types and a few others who get in the way of Michael Perry's ruthless pen. Truth-be-told, he is rather gentle in his generalizations and most of the characters are very likeable folks. Harley Jackson is a middle-aged man, living on the remains of his parents' farm in rural Swivel, WI pretty content in the pace of his life, though he has his head in the sand about a pending lawsuit and land-grab for the rest of his estate. Enter the Jesus cow. On Christmas eve, Harley's one milk cow gives birth to a calf with one marking that looks exactly like Jesus Christ. "That'll be trouble" is Harley's laconic response and he immediately consults his best friend Billy over a beer. Billy pushes for Harley to capitalize on it, get the money to ward off evil developer Klute Sorenson, but Harley dithers as he does in most things in his life and consequently, the cow gets out of the barn, literally and the news is available to the world. Harley eventually signs on with a CA image group who maximize all the profits from this miracle and help him control and deal with the millions of pilgrims who come to see Jesus (cow). This has some benefit for Swivel and some detriment, but does keep Klute at bay. The outrageous climax happens on the 4th of July -- let's just say it's explosive and order is restored in an apocalyptic way. Billy observes: "Life is a rough approximation of things hoped for. You need to revel in the misfires. In the scars and dings. YOu need to develop a taste for regret. It's the malt vinegar of emotions -- drink it straight from the bottle and it'll eat your guts. Add a sprinkle here and there and it puts a living edge on things." Funny female characters include Meg Jankowski the local scrap and salvage woman, her best friend Carolyn Sawchuck who lives in the water tower on Harley's property, and Mindy, the gun-toting, motorcycle-riding, art welder who becomes Harley's girlfriend for a time. The best part of this book for me was being in the know about the real inspiration for this little town and its WI surroundings. Just follow Highway 53 North and you'll find the clues too -- and exit County M to find Jesus. ( )
  CarrieWuj | Oct 24, 2020 |
I have enjoyed Michael Perry's nonfiction. It took me awhile to pick Jesus Cow up, afraid that fiction might not be his forte. I'm delighted to say he is a master! Loved these characters, loved this wild story. Crazy story, but down to earth at the same time. Wonderful small town drama. Very like some of the best Southern fiction though it takes place in Wisconsin. A good selection for Fannie Flagg and Rita Mae Brown fans. I highly recommend. Now I'm off to get more of Mr Perry's writing. After this I will pick up anything he has authored with eager anticipation! ( )
  njcur | May 4, 2020 |
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After the fall
There is love after all
—Ray Wylie Hubbard
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On Christmas Eve itself, the bachelor Harley Jackson stepped into his barn and beheld there illuminated in the straw a smallish newborn bull calf upon whose flank was borne the very image of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
"Well," said Harley, "that's trouble."
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Fiction. Humor (Fiction.) HTML:

New York Times bestselling humorist Michael Perry makes his fiction debut with this hilarious and big-hearted tale, a comic yet sincere exploration of faith and the foibles of modern life that blends the barbed charm of Garrison Keillor, the irreverent humor of Christopher Moore, and the audacious insight of Chuck Klosterman.

Life is suddenly full of drama for low-key Harley Jackson: A woman in a big red pickup has stolen his bachelor's heart, a Hummer-driving predatory developer is threatening to pave the last vestiges of his family farm, and inside his barn is a calf bearing the image of Jesus Christ. His best friend, Billy, a giant of a man who shares his trailer house with a herd of cats and tries to pass off country music lyrics as philosophy, urges him to avoid the woman, fight the developer, and get rich off the calf. But Harley takes the opposite tack, hoping to avoid what his devout, dearly departed mother would have called "a scene."

Then the secret gets outâ??right through the barn door, and Harley's "miracle" goes viral. Within hours pilgrims, grifters, and the media have descended on his quiet patch of Swivel, Wisconsin, looking for a glimpse (and a percentage) of the calf. Does Harley hide the famous, possibly holy calf and risk a riot, or give the people what they wantâ??and raise enough money to keep his landâ??and, just possibly, win the woman and her big red pickup truck?

Harley goes all in, cutting a deal with a major Hollywood agent that transforms his little farm into an international spiritual theme parkâ??think Lourdes, only with cheese curds and t-shirts. Soon, Harley has lots of money . . . and more trouble than he ever d

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