Once upon a time a brave young lad named Wuntvor, hapless apprentice to the mighty mage Ebenezum, journeyed from Vushta, City of the Forbidden Delights, to the far distant Eastern Kingdoms in search of a cure for his master's malady of magicks (which had, unfortunately spread to the entire College of Wizards)

When he reached his destination, the luckless lad almost immediately ran afoul of the dread Mother Duck, a witch of awesome powers and great literary ambitions.

Soon he found himself in the witch's clutches ... and her creations, the dread Mother Duck flew into a rage, and brought all of her terrible powers to bear against the lad named Wuntvor, to make certain that he .....

Lived happily ever after?

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"Guxx Unfufadoo, concerned demon,
Asks you why you read quotations
When you know Wuntvor's in danger;
Says you should get on with this book!"
~ The preceding was provided by
 The Equal Time for Demons Act
  Vushta common law #77034
       (recently repealed)