Two cat ladies, a small girl named Starfish, a sentient cat called Mittens, a homeless man carrying a squid baby, a cursed and already inebriated bard, a bottle of hot sauce possessed by the Devil, a DM and the color red, an arrogant and doomed artist, and the great elder god Cthulhu walk into a bar Welcome to The Icosahedra Key and Other Tails A compilation of short stories by author B. Je Jones. Short stories and poetics that ring with the echoes of Edgar Allan Poe and Robert E. Howard. B. Je Jones is a student of the Cthulhu Mythos and this is the primary element in most of his work. Grab your holy relics and mystic swords, open the window and get under the covers, let ancient winds carry you and enjoy the tails that greet you...for all visitors here, are welcome