Love is the most wonderful thing in the world. When you are in love with someone, you want to be near him all the time--except when you are out charging things to him.
It is far better to allow your clothes to recline comfortably on a chair, the bed, or even the floor than to subject them to the stresses and strains of improper hanging.
The object of exercise is to achieve your beauty aspirations without perspiration.
Misery loves timpani. If your depression is particularly acute, you may be able to deglumify things a bit with some upbeat music. But if you like classical music—as moi does—do be careful: even the most sprightly, toe-tapping symphonies have at least one grouchy movement filled with oboes, doldrums, and bassinets.”