People in love don't talk like this. People on a wagon train full of cowboys and women of questionable morals do not talk like this. If I had a man say to me, "Oh, my sweet, wild woman, let me love you," I would probably have a knee-jerk reaction literally, and he would be on the floor gasping. To cut my tangent short, horrible dialogue, unbelievably insipid characters, villains too incredibly stupid to be truly evil, and heroines I really could not root for.

Sorry Gran. ( )